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Funny walking dead quotes

ByglerBygler
edited May 2014 in The Walking Dead
Just post your most fav quotes here and let's all have a laugh.
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  • ByglerBygler
    "I don't know what your talking about but I know it's BULLSHIT"- kenny.
  • Raging_BladesRaging_Blades
    "I KNOW where the fuckin' river is!"
  • BenUsefulBenUseful
    "You wanna disrespect me, fine. You wanna throw away the life... I'm tryin' to build for us all... then fuckin' fine! You wanna run off with this dogshit group of crippled fucks, then fine! Be my guest."
  • Green613Green613
    "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    edited May 2014
    Clem: "im not a an asshole."
  • VickHVickH
    "Fuck you, motherfucker! ... Oh shit"

    "If you were me you'd be a foot taller"
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    clem: "id shot me"
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    clem: " Still. Not. Bitten"
  • BenUsefulBenUseful
    "Fuck me? Fuck you, motherfucker."
    VickH posted: »

    "Fuck you, motherfucker! ... Oh shit" "If you were me you'd be a foot taller"

  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    Clem: Your not my father Carlos!

    Carlos: Be glad your not my daughter!

    Clem: Thank god...
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    larr: YOU AND WHAT HOMO PARADE?!

    KENNY: THIS ONE!
  • ScarletSplashScarletSplash
    Randy Tudor. Good man. DAMN fine man. Powerful 'stache. One of the greats.
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    I see a small house.

    HOW BIG IS IT?

    its pretty small.
  • PerttuLaulaaPerttuLaulaa
    "Hmmm.. pointy"
  • CoolStoryBroCoolStoryBro
    edited May 2014
    "Because you're... you know... urban?"

    "OH, your are not saying what I think you're saying."
  • VickHVickH
    "Fuck Wall Street"
    BenUseful posted: »

    "Fuck me? Fuck you, motherfucker."

  • BenUsefulBenUseful
    "Fuck Wall Street"
    VickH posted: »

    "Fuck Wall Street"

  • kiwi_walking_deadkiwi_walking_dead
    "That thing's not full of milk, Charles."

    "That's fucking stupid, Ben."

    "Um....that was awkward. I won't do that again." (Reggie after patting Clem on the head).

    "Luke, he's becoming a danger to the group" (lol, Nick sounded just like Carlos when he said that).

    "Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?!"
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    " FUCK WALL STREET"
    BenUseful posted: »

    "Fuck Wall Street"

  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    HEY BEN

    HEY

    SEE YA
  • BenUsefulBenUseful
    "How much did you make off with anyway?"
    Dont_Look_Back posted: »

    " FUCK WALL STREET"

  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    ''enough''
    BenUseful posted: »

    "How much did you make off with anyway?"

  • ZeruisZeruis
    Lee: Oh. More big shit to move...
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    DID YOU LICK IT?!

    ....

    I dont know
  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    did you put the bug on ducks pillow?

    ...

    YES
  • dojo32161dojo32161 Moderator
    Clem: He even gave some candy to Ben.
    *Ben looks around with a guilty look*
  • ByglerBygler
    Couple 100k?
    Dont_Look_Back posted: »

    ''enough''

  • Clem_EverettClem_Everett
    Lee: Hey!

    Chuck: Yo!
  • InfiniteDawnInfiniteDawn
    "dogshit group of crippled fucks" had be balling.
    BenUseful posted: »

    "You wanna disrespect me, fine. You wanna throw away the life... I'm tryin' to build for us all... then fuckin' fine! You wanna run off with this dogshit group of crippled fucks, then fine! Be my guest."

  • InfiniteDawnInfiniteDawn
    "Little more than a hundred.. million."
    Bygler posted: »

    Couple 100k?

  • InfiniteDawnInfiniteDawn
    I know, right! When he said it I actually started laughing.
    kiwi_walking_dead posted: »

    "That thing's not full of milk, Charles." "That's fucking stupid, Ben." "Um....that was awkward. I won't do that again." (Reggie a

  • ByglerBygler
    Damn boy, hey you, me, and Vince should go into business when we get out.
    InfiniteDawn posted: »

    "Little more than a hundred.. million."

  • CornPopperCornPopper Banned
    Heh fucker...
  • InfiniteDawnInfiniteDawn
    "I don't know what the fuck you're saying, but I know it's bullshit!" - Kenny
    "Luke, he is becoming a danger to the group." - Nick imitating Carlos.
    "Because you're.. you know.. urban?" - Kenny
    "PUT THE GUN DOWN, BITCH!" - Lee
    "I'd fill one of those teacups with some bourbon if I could." - Lee
    "With you and what homo parade?" - Larry "THIS ONE!" - Kenny
    "Ha! Fuck you motherfucker! ...Oh shit" - Nick
    "You ruined that dude's face.." - Omid
    "I've done this before, remember? In a shed?" - Clementine
    "That's fuckin' stupid, Ben." - Kenny
  • Clem_EverettClem_Everett
    *Clem climbs the ski lift and reaches the top*

    Clem: - Made it!!

    Crow: - bBBAAARRGHHH!!! (Terrible Insult!)

    *Crow flies away upset*
  • InfiniteDawnInfiniteDawn
    "I actually don't know anything about you Vince.."
    Bygler posted: »

    Damn boy, hey you, me, and Vince should go into business when we get out.

  • Cluke_is_DumbCluke_is_Dumb
    "I got charm coming out of my ass."
  • ByglerBygler
    I bet he's a priest, father Vincent.
    InfiniteDawn posted: »

    "I actually don't know anything about you Vince.."

  • InfiniteDawnInfiniteDawn
    "I bet he touched a couple kids, Vince, you touch a couple kids?"
    Bygler posted: »

    I bet he's a priest, father Vincent.

  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    I helped my little brother.
    InfiniteDawn posted: »

    "I bet he touched a couple kids, Vince, you touch a couple kids?"

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