This might come off as a fucked up secret, but what the hell.
My mom has a lot of girl friends. And they always go shopping and what not.… more My mom forces me to come. 90% of the time, my mom's friend has a younger daughter. For some reason they always keep close to me. One time this girl I think she was 9, sat on my lap. We we're in a restaurant and I got nervous and I tried to push her away, but she grabbed my neck and gave me peck kiss and she let go. My mom and her friend were so busy talking to notice, so I just stood up and went to the bathroom to clean my mouth.
Basically a lot of little girls like me .-.
So, if you guys remember, I was the one that played the "Pee on your friends " game, with my brother and friend...
I am back with another… more horrible childhood secret!
So, when i was 5 years old, I had a 3 year old brother. I had always had the thought of, "What does saliva taste like to someone else" So finally I asked him to trade spit, and he did, as he was 3 years old and I had convinced him.
First I spit in his mouth and he nearly choked... Then he spit in mine and... Ughhh..
Please, never, ever, ever, trade saliva with somebody. It is the worst taste in the world...
So, if you guys remember, I was the one that played the "Pee on your friends " game, with my brother and friend...
I am back with another… more horrible childhood secret!
So, when i was 5 years old, I had a 3 year old brother. I had always had the thought of, "What does saliva taste like to someone else" So finally I asked him to trade spit, and he did, as he was 3 years old and I had convinced him.
First I spit in his mouth and he nearly choked... Then he spit in mine and... Ughhh..
Please, never, ever, ever, trade saliva with somebody. It is the worst taste in the world...
I wasn't replying to you its just the way the comments are made the comment popped up under your name.
And I so get the mad thing when people say "he's embarrassed" Especially when 9 times out of 10 im not. Somethings might catch me off guard but embarrassed? Hardly ever.
Lol, I didn't say I don't like my look, GOUSTTTT did. You replied to the wrong person, pal. And damn, I don't get red when I'm embarassed and shit, but people do say "he's embarassed" and I get so pissed.
Okay... In my reply I was trying to lie to make it sound less gross because it's hard to explain..
Our lips were no where near each other… mores...
Like I stood on a chair... and he was small... So he opened his mouth and I... .... spit in... and he did the same thing...
Lips were no where near each other so not making out!
This might come off as a fucked up secret, but what the hell.
My mom has a lot of girl friends. And they always go shopping and what not.… more My mom forces me to come. 90% of the time, my mom's friend has a younger daughter. For some reason they always keep close to me. One time this girl I think she was 9, sat on my lap. We we're in a restaurant and I got nervous and I tried to push her away, but she grabbed my neck and gave me peck kiss and she let go. My mom and her friend were so busy talking to notice, so I just stood up and went to the bathroom to clean my mouth.
Basically a lot of little girls like me .-.
When I was four, in preschool, me and my friend thought we had the coolest "handshake" ever.
We used our tongues.
Needless to say, I got a talk about the birds and the bees. And the sycamore trees.
Alright so when I was 8, my family had a dog. And my parents would make my brother and I walk him around a bit in our backyard so he'd 'do his business'. Our backyard is fenced off so no one can see in, so sometimes I'd go take a leak in the backyard as well (I don't know why I didn't just go inside when it's like 3 yards away, but whatever). So one time, I'm walking our dog in the yard and I figured it'd be funny if, while our dog was doing his business, I pissed on him. So I did, because I was a horrible person and was cruel to animals. I didn't even wash him off either, I just lead him right back into our house and my parents noticed right away that he smelled horrible. And when they asked me what had happened, I told them that he'd seen a squirrel and chased after it into a river that people liter in (that wasn't too far from our house) and I didn't feel like washing him off. My parents didn't completely believe me, but it worked and they had to wash him off and they never found out what really happened except my brother who literally watched me do it. And everyone lived happily ever after, sort of. Episode 4, please!
Alright I'm in.
Alright so when I was 8, my family had a dog. And my parents would make my brother and I walk him around a bit in our bac… morekyard so he'd 'do his business'. Our backyard is fenced off so no one can see in, so sometimes I'd go take a leak in the backyard as well (I don't know why I didn't just go inside when it's like 3 yards away, but whatever). So one time, I'm walking our dog in the yard and I figured it'd be funny if, while our dog was doing his business, I pissed on him. So I did, because I was a horrible person and was cruel to animals. I didn't even wash him off either, I just lead him right back into our house and my parents noticed right away that he smelled horrible. And when they asked me what had happened, I told them that he'd seen a squirrel and chased after it into a river that people liter in (that wasn't too far from our house) and I didn't feel like washing him off. My parents didn't completely believe me, but… [view original content]
Alright I'm in.
Alright so when I was 8, my family had a dog. And my parents would make my brother and I walk him around a bit in our bac… morekyard so he'd 'do his business'. Our backyard is fenced off so no one can see in, so sometimes I'd go take a leak in the backyard as well (I don't know why I didn't just go inside when it's like 3 yards away, but whatever). So one time, I'm walking our dog in the yard and I figured it'd be funny if, while our dog was doing his business, I pissed on him. So I did, because I was a horrible person and was cruel to animals. I didn't even wash him off either, I just lead him right back into our house and my parents noticed right away that he smelled horrible. And when they asked me what had happened, I told them that he'd seen a squirrel and chased after it into a river that people liter in (that wasn't too far from our house) and I didn't feel like washing him off. My parents didn't completely believe me, but… [view original content]
Alright I'm in.
Alright so when I was 8, my family had a dog. And my parents would make my brother and I walk him around a bit in our bac… morekyard so he'd 'do his business'. Our backyard is fenced off so no one can see in, so sometimes I'd go take a leak in the backyard as well (I don't know why I didn't just go inside when it's like 3 yards away, but whatever). So one time, I'm walking our dog in the yard and I figured it'd be funny if, while our dog was doing his business, I pissed on him. So I did, because I was a horrible person and was cruel to animals. I didn't even wash him off either, I just lead him right back into our house and my parents noticed right away that he smelled horrible. And when they asked me what had happened, I told them that he'd seen a squirrel and chased after it into a river that people liter in (that wasn't too far from our house) and I didn't feel like washing him off. My parents didn't completely believe me, but… [view original content]
When I was around 10 years old for breakfast I would always have cereal and in the boxes of cereal they always had special Star Wars stickers inside every box, and I had all of them except for 1 and I always could never seem to get that damn sticker. Eventually it pissed me off so much to the point where one day I went with mum to the supermarket and I ran straight to the cereal isle while she was getting what she needed and while nobody was looking, tore open about 5 cereal boxes until I finally found the sticker. Then As we were leaving Mum asked why I looked so happy and I lied and said it was nothing xD Nobody ever found out or knew about it...until now.
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That's fucked up :b
At least a girl kissed you. I'm 18 and I still haven't kissed a girl FML
"Calm down, it was a joke"
pahahahha, this is so funny and at the same time strange xD
IT WAS A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL! At least that wasn't my only kiss
I'll be sure to take that into account, oh great arbiter of storytelling.
Are we done?
Yes.
I wasn't replying to you its just the way the comments are made the comment popped up under your name.
And I so get the mad thing when people say "he's embarrassed" Especially when 9 times out of 10 im not. Somethings might catch me off guard but embarrassed? Hardly ever.
Know that feel.
EDIT: Its the Walter white vs Rick Grimes rap battle in relation to what Don't look back said. Why the downvote? lol. I thought that was behind us.
Come on, Shane. You know what they say.
When I was four, in preschool, me and my friend thought we had the coolest "handshake" ever.
We used our tongues.
Needless to say, I got a talk about the birds and the bees. And the sycamore trees.
no no they mean't trading spit happens when making out with your gf /bf..
but i guess you're too young to be doing that sorta thing ?
or you have but you don't realise it...
one of my ex gf's had a bit of a slobber issue and it kinda grossed me out when we snogged.. like i was practically dripping wet after...
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I don't think Jon Snow is ugly, but...
well the more you post stupid retarded shit/ offend people/ insult people/leak 'classified intel'
pretty much a given for some users
Well that had nothing to do about Mass Effect
So if Clementine from S1 kissed you, it would gross you out?
I literally can't stop laughing right now XD
I don't mind kisses in the cheek.
in the cheek?
I'm sorry bro, but this is just insane to me. She's 11 for god sake.
Dude.. that... Just, no.
Alright I'm in.
Alright so when I was 8, my family had a dog. And my parents would make my brother and I walk him around a bit in our backyard so he'd 'do his business'. Our backyard is fenced off so no one can see in, so sometimes I'd go take a leak in the backyard as well (I don't know why I didn't just go inside when it's like 3 yards away, but whatever). So one time, I'm walking our dog in the yard and I figured it'd be funny if, while our dog was doing his business, I pissed on him. So I did, because I was a horrible person and was cruel to animals. I didn't even wash him off either, I just lead him right back into our house and my parents noticed right away that he smelled horrible. And when they asked me what had happened, I told them that he'd seen a squirrel and chased after it into a river that people liter in (that wasn't too far from our house) and I didn't feel like washing him off. My parents didn't completely believe me, but it worked and they had to wash him off and they never found out what really happened except my brother who literally watched me do it. And everyone lived happily ever after, sort of. Episode 4, please!
Got en himel...
Be a real shame if that dog were to pull a Sam on you... real shame.
Maybe Sam IS my dog... :O
...that would explain a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m9QUoW5KnYWell, you know what they say... it's dangerous to go alone.
That's hilarious.
Not my darkest of course but just for the lols
When I was around 10 years old for breakfast I would always have cereal and in the boxes of cereal they always had special Star Wars stickers inside every box, and I had all of them except for 1 and I always could never seem to get that damn sticker. Eventually it pissed me off so much to the point where one day I went with mum to the supermarket and I ran straight to the cereal isle while she was getting what she needed and while nobody was looking, tore open about 5 cereal boxes until I finally found the sticker. Then As we were leaving Mum asked why I looked so happy and I lied and said it was nothing xD Nobody ever found out or knew about it...until now.
AT THE TIME I HAD TO HAVE IT, OKAY?!
I've spent hours listening to this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhYNqxivsG8
I find Carver incredibly hot and I would bang with him. I'M SORRY, OKAY?
Who could resist the roguish good looks and gentlemanly charm?
Dude, that's what I'm talking about. He's so brutal.
bound to happen eventually :P
lmao.