"Hello, everyone.
Today I have a sad story for you.
Remember my trusty lion? He tried to eat one of my boots. He died.
I'd like to … morethink he choked and it wasn't the smell that got to him.
Anyway, he had one last wish. To bite me one more time.
I couldn't deny my best friend that.
So I let him.
I just hope Fiona doesn't mind if we can't have kids anymore.
Rest in Peace old friend, I made this for you.
I think I'll try to make friends with something less feisty next.
Senpai's feisty enough.
See you."
"Hello, everyone.
Today I have a sad story for you.
Remember my trusty lion? He tried to eat one of my boots. He died.
I'd like to … morethink he choked and it wasn't the smell that got to him.
Anyway, he had one last wish. To bite me one more time.
I couldn't deny my best friend that.
So I let him.
I just hope Fiona doesn't mind if we can't have kids anymore.
Rest in Peace old friend, I made this for you.
I think I'll try to make friends with something less feisty next.
Senpai's feisty enough.
See you."
"Hello, everyone.
Today I have a sad story for you.
Remember my trusty lion? He tried to eat one of my boots. He died.
I'd like to … morethink he choked and it wasn't the smell that got to him.
Anyway, he had one last wish. To bite me one more time.
I couldn't deny my best friend that.
So I let him.
I just hope Fiona doesn't mind if we can't have kids anymore.
Rest in Peace old friend, I made this for you.
I think I'll try to make friends with something less feisty next.
Senpai's feisty enough.
See you."
"Hello, everyone.
Today I have a sad story for you.
Remember my trusty lion? He tried to eat one of my boots. He died.
I'd like to … morethink he choked and it wasn't the smell that got to him.
Anyway, he had one last wish. To bite me one more time.
I couldn't deny my best friend that.
So I let him.
I just hope Fiona doesn't mind if we can't have kids anymore.
Rest in Peace old friend, I made this for you.
I think I'll try to make friends with something less feisty next.
Senpai's feisty enough.
See you."
"Hello, everyone.
Today I have a sad story for you.
Remember my trusty lion? He tried to eat one of my boots. He died.
I'd like to … morethink he choked and it wasn't the smell that got to him.
Anyway, he had one last wish. To bite me one more time.
I couldn't deny my best friend that.
So I let him.
I just hope Fiona doesn't mind if we can't have kids anymore.
Rest in Peace old friend, I made this for you.
I think I'll try to make friends with something less feisty next.
Senpai's feisty enough.
See you."
I am back from a lifeless day of lying in bed and occasionally sneezing and coughing. I'm so ill but the power of Rhyiona keeps me alive.
How are you all?
I am back from a lifeless day of lying in bed and occasionally sneezing and coughing. I'm so ill but the power of Rhyiona keeps me alive.
How are you all?
I am back from a lifeless day of lying in bed and occasionally sneezing and coughing. I'm so ill but the power of Rhyiona keeps me alive.
How are you all?
GUYS!!!1!
I am alive!! I know u knew that but meh.. anyway I COME WITH GIFTS!!! throws copies of the picture below
BATHE IN THE GLORY OF RHYIONA, MOSTLY THE IONA PART LMAO
Comments
I am back from a lifeless day of lying in bed and occasionally sneezing and coughing. I'm so ill but the power of Rhyiona keeps me alive.
How are you all?
RİP LİON RİP
Seeing a waifu cry breaks my heart.
Glad to know I succeeded ^-^
Yeah, ew.
What I rate:
NO! NOT THE LION! I RATE THIS STORY 10/10! SO EMOTIONAL ;_;
What IGN rates:
5/10 Too much lion
I only like the large cruise ships, you can't really feel them rocking.
well fuck ign
just because i didnt pay them for a 10/10..............
are you proud of rhys
we're all proud of rhys
And here's the audio version.
you fucking dreams breaker
(?) Kawaiii will remember that and will cri everitiem
Yeah I hear you.. why must the universe punish the good? ;--;
I laughed way more than i should at this.
how is this my fault
these are rhys' adventures
nothing to do with me
kristi you're a blessing to this world
...sometimes
OF COURSE I AM
HE'S THE BEST NEPHEW AN UNCLE COULD ASK 4
IGN is for horse shit!
rood
8.5/10 So much feels but his dick got eaten - IGN
Yeh, what are you going to do you sperglord?
THAT SOMETIMES WASN'T THERE WHEN I READ THIS IN MY FEED.
(?) ADORABLE KRISTI WILL DEFINITELY REMEMBER THIS.
Hey
Still not better? Sucks, bro 
I'm... let's say I'm good xD
You're welcome.
That's me inside the gif.
it wasn't supposed to be but then I remembered you made me a homewrecker
I'm good! Hope you will be fine soon!
Pretty good so far, if you exclude that when I was playing World of Warcraft, every girl was naked.
shut up weenie
ya
it's rhys' fault for being dumb
the best rating ever
A dork just liek his father.
genetics work wonders
I know, I know ^^ seen the original vid XP
(?) Wolfenus will remember what Wolf said
LMAO GET FUKT FUCCBOI
@ABigBadWolf
IVE TAUGHT U WELL FAM
Rhys already is Fionas baby.
OH MY GOD
When you're dead but you remember Rhyiona is Love, Rhyiona is Life
thx dad im so happy