Tell few stories I'm proud of not sure if badass but all moments are special to me
* Well happened in this school long story I was hate… mored because I was born in a rival city by the school my parents got divorced so I moved away to middle of nowhere who hated the capital city I was getting so much abuse everyday to the point I hated going in everyday. So just decided one day why I'm I always trying to impress people who treat me like sh*t I don't want their approval in fact I'll treat people how they treat me for now on.
These guys basically taught there were the coolest in the school and everyone was beneath them. I never did anything to them they just hated me because where I was from and made me feel like dirt everyday.
So I go into first class that morning I see one of the guys who always says bad stuff about me just staring at me giving me a disgusted stare. I stand up walk up to him and say "WTF ARE U LOOKING AT" and I sit besi… [view original content]
I headbutted a bully and broke / removed several of his teeth.
Got suspended, needed 8 stitches on my forehead, almost got charged with assault and it followed me all the way through school. 100% worth it. It was one of only two violent outbursts I had in my life and the only one that wasn't self defense.
I headbutted a bully and broke / removed several of his teeth.
Got suspended, needed 8 stitches on my forehead, almost got charged with a… moressault and it followed me all the way through school. 100% worth it. It was one of only two violent outbursts I had in my life and the only one that wasn't self defense.
Not really a specific moment, but I've got a Black Belt in Kung-Fu.
For actual moments, I've played ATV tag (soooooo fun, and super stupid). I set a record in my city for being the youngest person to receive a Bronze Star (it's this swimming/life-gaurd course thing), it's not actually that difficult but I was several years younger than the required age. They let me take the course for "practice" for when I would actually go for it, but when I met all the requirements they decided they had no cause to keep it from me. Finally, While not badass for the average person, due to my immense fear of heights at the time, I consider going to the top of the Eiffel Tower, and crossing the Carrick-a-Rede Bridge (a super high rope bridge in Ireland), to both be personal badass moments.
I basically did this but with a paintbrush. The kid was in tears.
Also rode down a snowy hill(about 45 degree angle) in a forest so it was badass in a stunt extreme kind of way.
Seeing that reminded me of a story my dad told me. When he was a kid he was over a friend's house, and they were goofing around. His friend's mom told them to stop a few times, and they didn't, so she grabbed a frying pan and threw it just like that, and hit her son in the face. My dad said when she picked up the next one he and his friends grabbed their fallen comrade and ran for their lives. Needless to say, I don't think he ever visited that friend's house again.
Edit: My main thought when he told me that story was that if she threw a frying pan with such precision accuracy, it couldn't have been the first time...
I basically did this but with a paintbrush. The kid was in tears.
Also rode down a snowy hill(about 45 degree angle) in a forest so it was badass in a stunt extreme kind of way.
Seeing that reminded me of a story my dad told me. When he was a kid he was over a friend's house, and they were goofing around. His friend'… mores mom told them to stop a few times, and they didn't, so she grabbed a frying pan and threw it just like that, and hit her son in the face. My dad said when she picked up the next one he and his friends grabbed their fallen comrade and ran for their lives. Needless to say, I don't think he ever visited that friend's house again.
Edit: My main thought when he told me that story was that if she threw a frying pan with such precision accuracy, it couldn't have been the first time...
Saved my sister and dad at the beach when they went out a bit too far where the bottom suddenly just drops out. I'm a good swimmer and tend to go out pretty damn far on a regular basis whenever I'm at the beach, so that I'm a black dot in the water to my family back on the shore. My brain says no and that I'm an idiot, but I do it anyway. The ocean just calls to me. In any case, I saw them struggling (not yet in terrible danger, but it could have taken that turn), grabbed a hold of them, and just kicked and kicked for like ten to fifteen minutes, keeping them afloat while I got them back to shore.
Also helped a kid I didn't even know once at a water park that had an artificial current or something. I was thirteen or fourteen, so I don't really remember. I just remember seeing this younger kid struggling, so I held him up and got him back to the shallower part of the big river-like pool it had.
I guess so, but getting a bloodied nose and failing to get the ball (MY ONE JOB) sorta ruins it, though At least you didn't get KO'd by that owl :P (which I can actually relate to, by the way. I've also had one of them on my arm before, and I can confirm those big furry bastards hurt. And I'm 99% certain their masters are just sadists who get off on watching people get hurt by it, or maybe that was just in my case. Or maybe I'm just paranoid)
Ironically reminds me of how Rodrik stood up to Gryff in the courtyard. XD
OMG I'm being compared to Rodrik... that's like the single, highest honour I can possibly think of cries tears of joy and feints
Damn, that's pretty badass in my book. Being 13 and standing up to someone 4 years your senior takes courage.
Ironically reminds me of how Rodrik stood up to Gryff in the courtyard. XD
I defeated my earldom's corrupt ruler in single combat while still wounded from a previous skirmish, taking his throne and wives and carrying out dozens and dozens of successful raids on the Anglo-Saxon scum.
I headbutted a bully and broke / removed several of his teeth.
Got suspended, needed 8 stitches on my forehead, almost got charged with a… moressault and it followed me all the way through school. 100% worth it. It was one of only two violent outbursts I had in my life and the only one that wasn't self defense.
I defeated my earldom's corrupt ruler in single combat while still wounded from a previous skirmish, taking his throne and wives and carrying out dozens and dozens of successful raids on the Anglo-Saxon scum.
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I basically did this but with a paintbrush. The kid was in tears.
Also rode down a snowy hill(about 45 degree angle) in a forest so it was badass in a stunt extreme kind of way.
Violence isn't always the answer, but when it works, IT FUCKING WORKS.
I headbutted a bully and broke / removed several of his teeth.
Got suspended, needed 8 stitches on my forehead, almost got charged with assault and it followed me all the way through school. 100% worth it. It was one of only two violent outbursts I had in my life and the only one that wasn't self defense.
I ate one of the biggest tree. I ate every pieces of it.
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Not really a specific moment, but I've got a Black Belt in Kung-Fu.
For actual moments, I've played ATV tag (soooooo fun, and super stupid). I set a record in my city for being the youngest person to receive a Bronze Star (it's this swimming/life-gaurd course thing), it's not actually that difficult but I was several years younger than the required age. They let me take the course for "practice" for when I would actually go for it, but when I met all the requirements they decided they had no cause to keep it from me. Finally, While not badass for the average person, due to my immense fear of heights at the time, I consider going to the top of the Eiffel Tower, and crossing the Carrick-a-Rede Bridge (a super high rope bridge in Ireland), to both be personal badass moments.
Blood was all over me, it looked like I was part of a bad Metal music video.
No.
Cool. So you killed him?
It's not about being badass, I just don't get that cold lol.
Seeing that reminded me of a story my dad told me. When he was a kid he was over a friend's house, and they were goofing around. His friend's mom told them to stop a few times, and they didn't, so she grabbed a frying pan and threw it just like that, and hit her son in the face. My dad said when she picked up the next one he and his friends grabbed their fallen comrade and ran for their lives. Needless to say, I don't think he ever visited that friend's house again.
Edit: My main thought when he told me that story was that if she threw a frying pan with such precision accuracy, it couldn't have been the first time...
Yeah he cried when he came back from the dead.
Moms throwing things at their children is pretty common in my country, but they usually stick to flip flops instead of frying pans :P
I once ate cereal.... without any milk.
Saved my sister and dad at the beach when they went out a bit too far where the bottom suddenly just drops out. I'm a good swimmer and tend to go out pretty damn far on a regular basis whenever I'm at the beach, so that I'm a black dot in the water to my family back on the shore. My brain says no and that I'm an idiot, but I do it anyway. The ocean just calls to me. In any case, I saw them struggling (not yet in terrible danger, but it could have taken that turn), grabbed a hold of them, and just kicked and kicked for like ten to fifteen minutes, keeping them afloat while I got them back to shore.
Also helped a kid I didn't even know once at a water park that had an artificial current or something. I was thirteen or fourteen, so I don't really remember. I just remember seeing this younger kid struggling, so I held him up and got him back to the shallower part of the big river-like pool it had.
So I'm Mermaid Man, basically.
You may enter the Salty Spitoon.
(Lenny Face)
Damn, that's pretty badass in my book. Being 13 and standing up to someone 4 years your senior takes courage.
Ironically reminds me of how Rodrik stood up to Gryff in the courtyard. XD
I guess so, but getting a bloodied nose and failing to get the ball (MY ONE JOB) sorta ruins it, though
At least you didn't get KO'd by that owl :P (which I can actually relate to, by the way. I've also had one of them on my arm before, and I can confirm those big furry bastards hurt. And I'm 99% certain their masters are just sadists who get off on watching people get hurt by it, or maybe that was just in my case. Or maybe I'm just paranoid)
OMG I'm being compared to Rodrik... that's like the single, highest honour I can possibly think of cries tears of joy and feints
I defeated my earldom's corrupt ruler in single combat while still wounded from a previous skirmish, taking his throne and wives and carrying out dozens and dozens of successful raids on the Anglo-Saxon scum.
Help my dog deliver birth.
Hell yea! Fuckin' fucked that guy up some huh?
Dropped my computer on my toe on accident, causing the whole nail to come off, and I only cried for 3 hours.
Oh my god! Was the computer ok!?
Yes! Luckily the computer was not harmed! Good thing it landed on my toe!!
Fucked us both up. I was trying to hit his nose, but caught his mouth instead. His teeth cut me open good.
He definitely got the worst of it though. Probably has some fake teeth now.
Whatever you say, Ragnar.