How would Jurassic Park be different if Facebook existed back then?

edited March 2011 in Jurassic Park
Someone recently posted an interesting discussion on my message board, about how if Facebook existed say 50 years ago, and almost everyone 13 and older used it like today, how movie plots would be different. For instance:

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How would it have ruined Jurassic Park? Imagine Dr. Grant goes on Facebook and when he goes to update his status he's like "oh you know, just getting attacked by dinosaurs" or something like that. Posting pics and videos of stegosauruses and what-not. How would the plot of such an amazing film have been ruined if Facebook was around back then?

Original Discussion: http://s4.zetaboards.com/everlasting/topic/8529328/
Article User On My Forum Posted: http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2010/08/24/movies-that-would-have-been-ruined-by-facebook/

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    "Lex Murphy just checked it at the Visitor Center."
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    Irishmile wrote: »
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    lololol. that's well photo-shopped.
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    not really I half-assed it... but the joke I wanted to make is there.... Ned is looking at my facebook page... and coincidentally Mark Darin's picture is on there as well because he made a update as I screen-capped.
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    We would probably learn that Dinosaurs can use computers too
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    I totally didn't notice the Hidden Person until like 30 seconds into the second time I looked at that picture. Nice touch, Irish.
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    Irishmile wrote: »
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    lol that's brilliant
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    I totally didn't notice the Hidden Person until like 30 seconds into the second time I looked at that picture. Nice touch, Irish.

    I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice that.
  • edited March 2011
    Even more egregious would be if twitter had existed back then.

    Gennaro's final tweet:

    OH GOD HELP SOO SCARED HELP CAN'T HELP POOP HELP ME JESUS HELP PLE

    :p;)
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    Irishmile wrote: »
    I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice that.

    I still don't know what hidden person you're talking about :confused:
  • edited March 2011
    Well they ARE the hidden people its kind of their gig to be hidden
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    Ian just Twitted: OMG! Dr. Sattler is so hot! lol

    Alan just Twitted: Can't get this damn seatbelt to work.
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    Nedster just Twitted: Boss thinks he is so smart.
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    Ian just Tweeted: On my way to the park now. Sitting near two people who know nothing about chaos theory. Gonna be a fun trip.
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    trex just tweeted: Damn that lawyer tasted bad shoulda gone for the dumb guy running with a flair. All I wanted to do was play fetch @930pm






    trex JUST TWEETED: Freakin people thinking I want a goat I want to hunt and god be damned if I dont get to hunt soon. @11:30am
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    Tim_DinoNerd69 just tweeted: GALLIMIMUS! #dinosaurswesawtoday

    LexMastaHacka just tweeted: HE LEFT US! HE LEFT US! #totallyscrewed
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    RaPtASlasher just Tweeted : Stuck in a damn freezer #FML!
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    GennaroEsq just Tweeted: I just ousted @nedster as the mayor of the T-Rex Habitat Restroom on @foursquare! LoL! ...what's that sound?
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    Ian just Tweeted: @DrGrant just jumped out the car. A prime example of chaos theory.
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    Dilo_spitmaster: Well just ate some fatty food, hope this doesn't go to my tail. #doesthismakefat
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    IanMathman just tweeted: Oh WTF? GF just brought a baby trex into the trailer? I'm done with this crap.
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    IanMathman just tweeted: uh..... um... uh..... uh chaos. uh ..... theory.... uh.... so there you have it.
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    Eddie_Carman: This is tearing me apart.
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    DrGrant just tweeted: Mr. Hammond just opened a bottle of champagne we were saving. This is off to a great start.
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    LEX <3 UNIX just tweeted: Tim just called me a computer nerd... IM A HACKER!
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    pachybald: Just got freed from my cage, time to unleash HELL

    PLudlow: WHO FREED THE FREAKING DINOSAURS?~
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    John Parker Hammond just created a banner for his profile!
    "WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH!"
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    DeNedry: Anyone know a good online site that sells glasses?
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    DrGrant just tweeted: Uh... it's... it's a dinosaur! #Brachiosaur
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    DeNedry just tweeted: Uh Uh Uh you didnt say the magic word UH Uh Uh
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    Trex just tweeted: Just saved a bunch of humans from Raptors. But then i forgot to eat the humans. Woops #ImAHero

    Dilo just tweeted: Just ate a man in a jeep tonight. He was fat as HELL. Looks like im not gonna starve for years #WhatIJustAte
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    DrGrant just tweeted: It looks like I'm out of a job.
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    Ian Malcolmonster just tweeted: uh... Dr. Sattler is making those mom shorts look good.
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    IanMathman:Rofl, they told me they uh..dig up Dinosaurs.
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    DrGrant just tweeted: After careful consideration, I've decided *not* to endorse Mr. Hammond's park.
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    LexHacker just tweeted: "Ugh! Dino just sneezed on me!"

    IanChaos just tweeted: "Dr. Sattler has her hand in sh!t. Why does this turn me on?"


    i like what I started here lol
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    DrGrant just tweeted: Reverse Darwinism - survival of the most idiotic. #IanMalcolm
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