That cheered me up a bit and made me laugh. Then it made me think of the dystopian future we are no doubt hurtling towards. Now I am sad again.
Nah, look, it's cool! So we're hurtling towards a dystopian future? Just kick back and enjoy the ride. It's bound to be entertaining when I take over the world anyways.
Some day, when I am a billionaire, I am going to pay the Soup Nazi to follow me around and loudly deny people things.
You certainly would have to be a billionaire to afford the Soup Nazi's wages. However, until you win the lottery; it might interest you to know that there's a Chapati Nazi who's going rates are quite reasonable.
The only problem is that rather than get majorly irate with those who cross his path; he merely becomes mildly disgruntled and shoots an evil eye their way. Although, if he rises from the wrong side of bed he might be encouraged to throw a crispy chapati at the face your foe.
So we're hurtling towards a dystopian future? Just kick back and enjoy the ride. It's bound to be entertaining when I take over the world anyways.
Okay, deal. I do have one humble plea my future ruler of Earth; could you see fit as to turn Los Angeles into the vision of the city as seen in Blade Runner? If I must exist in a totalitarian state then I guess that's the best of the worst. Many thanks your magnificence.
Okay, deal. I do have one humble plea my future ruler of Earth; could you see fit as to turn Los Angeles into the vision of the city as seen in Blade Runner? If I must exist in a totalitarian state then I guess that's the best of the worst. Many thanks your magnificence.
I'll make a note of it. Would you also like to be Harrison Ford? Cause, you know, we'll totally be able to do stuff like that in the future.
I'll make a note of it. Would you also like to be Harrison Ford? Cause, you know, we'll totally be able to do stuff like that in the future.
Sure, that would be pretty neat. Preferably I'd like an Indiana Jones outfit to go with the new face and toned body. By the way, don't be making me into a replicant (just stick to the theatrical cut of Blade Runner as a guideline). I'd also like a Sean Young lookalike as my girlfriend but don't worry, she can be a replicant; in fact, I think I'd prefer it that way.
MMMmmmmmmm... to think; a sexy robot girlfriend who must obey my every command, no matter how perverse. The only limit is my imagination...
... 'Sexy-Sean-Young-Robotic-Girlfriend'... 'go empty the bins'.
Sure, that would be pretty neat. Preferably I'd like an Indiana Jones outfit to go with the new face and toned body. By the way, don't be making me into a replicant (just stick to the theatrical cut of Blade Runner as a guideline). I'd also like a Sean Young lookalike as my girlfriend but don't worry, she can be a replicant; in fact, I think I'd prefer it that way.
MMMmmmmmmm... to think; a sexy robot girlfriend who must obey my every command, no matter how perverse. The only limit is my imagination...
... 'Sexy-Sean-Young-Robotic-Girlfriend'... 'go empty the bins'.
Ooohhhhh yeah, that would be freakin' sweet.
I'll make sure to send you the paperwork. Don't worry, it'll be one of the shorter forms...only about fifty pages long or so. And there's not even an essay question! Just multiple choice, fill in the blank, and short answer.
I'll make sure to send you the paperwork. Don't worry, it'll be one of the shorter forms...only about fifty pages long or so. And there's not even an essay question! Just multiple choice, fill in the blank, and short answer.
After filling out several Job Centre forms; that sounds like a walk in the park.
You can send the relevant forms to my address at...
Askew Asylum for the Mentally and Dangerously Deranged,
Mad-ison Avenue,
Gooble Gobble Street,
Mad-Hat-tan,
Eww Pork.
... I'll be sure to ask Nurse Ratched to forward them on to my cell.
I honestly forgot that the web is a place for people to hate and complain and freak out over things like...movies...I forgot this was the only place they are taken seriously for something like that.
LOL, you can't do that sort of shit in real life and be taken seriously, no one wants to hear it. I honest to God forgot.
Try the all-new, interactive, choose-your-own-post-reply...
Long Version:
It's not just you who thinks that. Anyone with even a modicum of good taste would say the same thing. You're a shiny bright star; floating amongst a million slimy slugs in a sea of sludge. You transcend the pre-conceived and supposed limits of the human race, to emerge from the pit of pitiful maggots as a beautiful, majestic butterfly. You chose...wisely. Having read the reply, you feel somewhat happier. Please advance to page 827.
Short Version:
You rock harder then the Fantastic Four's Thing, attending a Metallica gig. You read the reply and feel much the same. Please proceed to the next post.
Sarcastic Version:
You keep telling yourself that, it won't make it any truer. You lose, go back to page 1.
If you read all three responses:
You cheated and therefore you lose. You are compelled to burn this thread in self-disgust.
Ooh the second one, I pick the second one! But I did read all three... how else could I choose one?
Oh man, I'm sorry. I've got to return to a living hell tomorrow and I've had two people giving me a hard time today. I'm just feeling highly strung and on the defensive at the moment. Feeling like that and posting on a forum can be a dangerous combination.
That sucks... hope things look up soon! And from all the replies I just read, seems you're more popular here than you think
I'll make sure to send you the paperwork. Don't worry, it'll be one of the shorter forms...only about fifty pages long or so. And there's not even an essay question! Just multiple choice, fill in the blank, and short answer.
Oh, send me the forms too? If there are robot girl/boy friends up for grabs, I'll get in while the going is good!
I am scared too... Maybe it's different for pretty New York women, but if a guy kept running away from me I'd get a complex... or at least figure he wasn't into me. I wouldn't listen to stuff like that... if you're gonna compliment a girl, hang around and see what she says back.
Uh, from the next room I hear 'Oh Cat, you fell down the hole! You're too fat? C'mon, have a look!' Yes, my family is strange, why do you ask? Excuse me now, I must rescue a cat...
Good enough!? GOOD ENOUGH!? You're a *BEEP* over achiever!
Thank you so much, yes, I can't sleep. Something must be on my mind. There's alot on my mind. The same usually stupid stuff that lead to my theories of the entire freaking universe...small things, things that most people take for granted as small stupid things...
My head feels like it's being squeezed in a vise and my computer just took an hour to do a simple little task... I wonder if it'll float if I chuck it in the pool?
I'd just like to take this time to say that this forum and nearly everyone in it can go to hell.
We can?! Awesome, thanks Mr. Fawful. I was concerned that I might be forced into boring old Heaven upon death but now I know that I can go to Hell; the home of sweet rock and roll. Fan-dabby-dozzie.
P.S. I don't think that there was any need to share that sentiment as I'm pretty sure that nearly everyone on this forum is destined to receive a one way ticket to hell upon death anyway, for our countless double posting sins.
P.P.S. I actually returned to a living Hell earlier today, if that makes things any easier?
I'd just like to take this time to say that this forum and nearly everyone in it can go to hell.
OMG this really sounds like something that this guy would say...
When I read this, I was like OMG he's totally referencing that guy that I saw at the poker joint...did I get that guy's number? Where is it? I got to call him up, OMG, it's totally him!
Oh, and I don't know, I heard chicks like dark and mysterious guys, maybe there's something to being a ninja, I think I'll look at youtube videos
"How to be a ninja, 5 simple steps to being a ninja!"
Kool thanks for the reply, yea it is a bit for a graphics card but why not its a bloody good one.
My "why not" for cards that high-end essentially boils down to the extremely small number of games that actually BENEFIT from a card that recent and high-end. So far, of the games I'm interested in playing, only The Witcher 2 has not played on the highest settings on my $120 card. On top of that, the 580 gives off excessive heat and has a fairly large power draw(by the way, make sure your PSU can handle that).
My "why not" for cards that high-end essentially boils down to the extremely small number of games that actually BENEFIT from a card that recent and high-end. So far, of the games I'm interested in playing, only The Witcher 2 has not played on the highest settings on my $120 card. On top of that, the 580 gives off excessive heat and has a fairly large power draw(by the way, make sure your PSU can handle that).
I find it's better to get a high end card that is a generation or two behind the current cards. You'll spend far less and get a great performance:money ratio.
I wouldn't Hayden, it's scary for a normal person. LOL are you going to come to my house and yell that I'm a phony? Oh, nevermind it's in the video, never mind.
I find it's better to get a high end card that is a generation or two behind the current cards. You'll spend far less and get a great performance:money ratio.
+1.
Also, the card that you buy at ridiculous prices now will technically be obsolete again and at a greatly reduced comparative price in less than a year.
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Nah, look, it's cool! So we're hurtling towards a dystopian future? Just kick back and enjoy the ride. It's bound to be entertaining when I take over the world anyways.
You certainly would have to be a billionaire to afford the Soup Nazi's wages. However, until you win the lottery; it might interest you to know that there's a Chapati Nazi who's going rates are quite reasonable.
The only problem is that rather than get majorly irate with those who cross his path; he merely becomes mildly disgruntled and shoots an evil eye their way. Although, if he rises from the wrong side of bed he might be encouraged to throw a crispy chapati at the face your foe.
Okay, deal. I do have one humble plea my future ruler of Earth; could you see fit as to turn Los Angeles into the vision of the city as seen in Blade Runner? If I must exist in a totalitarian state then I guess that's the best of the worst. Many thanks your magnificence.
Only two? You're not trying hard enough.
I'll make a note of it. Would you also like to be Harrison Ford? Cause, you know, we'll totally be able to do stuff like that in the future.
Sure, that would be pretty neat. Preferably I'd like an Indiana Jones outfit to go with the new face and toned body. By the way, don't be making me into a replicant (just stick to the theatrical cut of Blade Runner as a guideline). I'd also like a Sean Young lookalike as my girlfriend but don't worry, she can be a replicant; in fact, I think I'd prefer it that way.
MMMmmmmmmm... to think; a sexy robot girlfriend who must obey my every command, no matter how perverse. The only limit is my imagination...
... 'Sexy-Sean-Young-Robotic-Girlfriend'... 'go empty the bins'.
Ooohhhhh yeah, that would be freakin' sweet.
I'll make sure to send you the paperwork. Don't worry, it'll be one of the shorter forms...only about fifty pages long or so. And there's not even an essay question! Just multiple choice, fill in the blank, and short answer.
After filling out several Job Centre forms; that sounds like a walk in the park.
You can send the relevant forms to my address at...
Askew Asylum for the Mentally and Dangerously Deranged,
Mad-ison Avenue,
Gooble Gobble Street,
Mad-Hat-tan,
Eww Pork.
... I'll be sure to ask Nurse Ratched to forward them on to my cell.
Nice address! I even have an appropriate stamp!
All I need to do is get this design approved by the Postal Service and I'm golden. Then, you will be in paperwork heaven!
LOL, you can't do that sort of shit in real life and be taken seriously, no one wants to hear it. I honest to God forgot.
Truly, the internet is the pinnacle of human achievement.
And cats.
... Mostly cats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyMQsN9EEZc&feature=feedwll&list=WL
Uh... oh hang on...
Ooh the second one, I pick the second one!
That would be cool - I just yell 'No Soup for you!' myself... it doesn't have the same effect...
That sucks... hope things look up soon! And from all the replies I just read, seems you're more popular here than you think
Oh, send me the forms too? If there are robot girl/boy friends up for grabs, I'll get in while the going is good!
I am scared too... Maybe it's different for pretty New York women, but if a guy kept running away from me I'd get a complex... or at least figure he wasn't into me. I wouldn't listen to stuff like that... if you're gonna compliment a girl, hang around and see what she says back.
Uh, from the next room I hear 'Oh Cat, you fell down the hole! You're too fat? C'mon, have a look!' Yes, my family is strange, why do you ask? Excuse me now, I must rescue a cat...
Well, just vote me dictator and I promise you can have as many robot girl/boyfriends as you want. After they're invented, of course.
This politics thing is a breeze! I've already got the hang of promising people things I can't possibly deliver!
Oops. Did I just say that out loud?
That good enough?
Good enough!? GOOD ENOUGH!? You're a *BEEP* over achiever!
Thank you so much, yes, I can't sleep. Something must be on my mind. There's alot on my mind. The same usually stupid stuff that lead to my theories of the entire freaking universe...small things, things that most people take for granted as small stupid things...
For example is it possible that with a "GeForce GTX 580" I will not be able to play The Curse of Monkey Island or Escape from Monkey Island?
Filling in the forms now, boy ones please! Point me in the direction of the polling booths!
Yeah, best not to try it...
Okay. I'll send them to you within the next business decade!
The polling booths are right behind you. Yes, I set them up while you weren't looking. I'm sneaky AND efficient.
We can?! Awesome, thanks Mr. Fawful. I was concerned that I might be forced into boring old Heaven upon death but now I know that I can go to Hell; the home of sweet rock and roll. Fan-dabby-dozzie.
P.S. I don't think that there was any need to share that sentiment as I'm pretty sure that nearly everyone on this forum is destined to receive a one way ticket to hell upon death anyway, for our countless double posting sins.
P.P.S. I actually returned to a living Hell earlier today, if that makes things any easier?
OMG this really sounds like something that this guy would say...
When I read this, I was like OMG he's totally referencing that guy that I saw at the poker joint...did I get that guy's number? Where is it? I got to call him up, OMG, it's totally him!
Oh, and I don't know, I heard chicks like dark and mysterious guys, maybe there's something to being a ninja, I think I'll look at youtube videos
"How to be a ninja, 5 simple steps to being a ninja!"
Yeah...I wanna be a ninja...yeah....
THROWBACK!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWQ8ec3ogBM
LOL he disappeared and reappeared, just like that advice from the girl in the video.
I'm going to go search google now , How to be born a ninja...
Thanks for sharing!
But no, it shouldn't be a problem. You'll be more than fine.
Kool thanks for the reply, yea it is a bit for a graphics card but why not its a bloody good one.
I find it's better to get a high end card that is a generation or two behind the current cards. You'll spend far less and get a great performance:money ratio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baMnHzoPc3g&feature=related
To be honest, I actually fear to click on this link.
Hey! Thats not cute or adorable at all...
YOU'RE A PHONY! A BIT FAT PHONY!
+1.
Also, the card that you buy at ridiculous prices now will technically be obsolete again and at a greatly reduced comparative price in less than a year.
Would you like the robot girlfriend forms, too? I've got extra.
I guess he moved onto the real world, but that's a hell of a way to say good bye.
Also, by nearly everyone, does he also include me? Just asking.