Respond with a Telltale game quote

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• ryannumber1gamer

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  how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
• Remolay

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  Dmnkly...
• Klatuu

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  Help me out with this here potentate, would ya? Can't understand a dang word.
• Sarendor

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  Hey, you guys speak Pig Latin?
• StrongBrush1

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  Sorry, I don't speak Psychotherapist.
• tbm1986

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  I think I preferred it when it was dark.
• Klatuu

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  Let's see how you like a taste of "Eternal Darkness", termite-brain!
• supmandude85

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  Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.
• StrongBrush1

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  If I wanted your opinion, I'd eat your brain.
• Remolay

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  Which one of these rags smells more like chloroform to you?
• Chyron8472

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  Your hair looks like a greasy hedgehog — unassociated with any video game license — that walked into a barber shop and said 'A little off the suck, please.'
• Sarendor

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  The, err... Mario Brothers!
• Debbie82

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  United we stand! Together we party!
• StrongBrush1

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  Shape up, men, we ship out at... uh, 900 hours? Give or take?
• tbm1986

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  Ah, cripes! There goes my morning nap.
• Debbie82

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  I love the smell of treasure in the morning!
• StrongBrush1

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  I thought I smelled phosphorus.
• VeronicanPlay

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  Why does it smell like rotten marmalade?
• StrongBrush1

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  Get me out of here! It smells like gorilla and patchouli!
• Debbie82

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  What's this? The scent of betrayal!
• Klatuu

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  You know, these cards actually smell like detritus?
• tbm1986

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  Do you have to give me the jibblies every time I ask you a question?
• Klatuu

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  There is no question you could have that I could not answer immediately. Shoot.
• tbm1986

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  Eurgh.
• Chyron8472

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  This reminds me of the time Flint Paper beat the snot out of that poker instructor Artie Flopshark. He was a total scammer. See, Artie was squeezing our friend Jimmy Two Teeth for money after teaching him to play some game that didn't really exist.
• Klatuu

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  Heh. You know you're off to a good start when your opponent doesn't even know how to play.
• Remolay

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  I only play Red cards, I mean good cards,
• Klatuu

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  The Voodoo Lady's tarot cards? That's it? I bent the fabric of reality for a stupid fortune teller's trick?
• lizbethlizard

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  You will just tarnish them with your mumbo-jumbo voodoo nonsense -- you have no respect for ze sciences.
• ryannumber1gamer

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  can i have a cookie?
• Debbie82

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  lizbethlizard wrote: »

  You will just tarnish them with your mumbo-jumbo voodoo nonsense -- you have no respect for ze sciences.

  
  Marquis, bring me the book of the manatee language or I'll give you an education on voodoo from the business end of a curse.
• Remolay

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  First you must complete... THE THREE TRIALS!
• tbm1986

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  I laugh at your pathetic voodoo tinkerings.
• Sarendor

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  (Simulatneously)
  
  Har Har Har!
  Har Har Har!
  Har Har Har!
  
  (Too bad you cannot dye the text or use spaces for artistic uses.)
• Debbie82

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  Oh yeah, well, you fight like a...
• Remolay

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  MANATEE!
  
  (Extras to prevent lowercase)
• tredlow

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  Buxom bovine from the sea, oh won't you come and marry me?
• Klatuu

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  How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
• Remolay

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  Heheh, moo.
• ryannumber1gamer

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  cookie?