He caused me to need psychiatric help due to him asking me the same question over and over again even though I gave him the same answer every time! That and these leather jackets are fake!
"He promised me fame, fortune and grog, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"
Still, I'm not convinced the best lines are actually going to win. If I was being cynical, its just a way to get people to promote Telltales site (by getting everyone to link to it!)
One big popularity contest bascially! Or just a bit of fun
He started up a petition to rename skull island, duck island! But as any 'real pirate' can see it is clearly a Goose, witch is a completely diffrent branch of the waterbird family.
4. FORMAT AND LIMITATION ON ENTRIES
You may only submit one entry to the Contest per day.
I know that the TTG Team has the right to change the rules of the contest at any given time, but... one entry/day doesn't equal one entry/week. I have sooo many ideas!
The top 5 most voted lines are going to be inserted in the game, or will Telltale themselves choose which lines are going to be inserted in the game regardless whether it is in the top 5 or not?
One other thing, can I post a new line per day or once only cause I tried posting another one today but it doesn't let me?
All winners of the weekly voting process will be entered into a grand prize selection round. Visitors to the website will have the opportunity to vote on which finalist is the grand prize winner of the Contest.
If I understood the rules correctly, one sentence is going to be chosen every week, and there will be a big "battle royale" between the four last lines in the end.
Comments
"That grog swillin', governor stealin', scurvy-ridden cur! I was the groomer of her lordship's poodles till he POISONED them!"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1441
Vote for it
That's the enhanced version! Will improve it next week! Good luck all!
Boo-ooh-ooh! He told me I fight like a dairy farmer! But I am rubber he is glue!
" He tickled a porcupine until it cried uncle"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1518
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/1573
Yeah I'll give it a more serious shot next time. Still, it could work with the right voice.
Thought this would be an easy fit:
"Yar, threepwood touched me deeply...that he did with a dirty green hand...now im as sick as a parrot!"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1595
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1609
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/454
But my favorite so far is whoever did "He STOLE fizzy lifting grog!"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1474
there is really nice stuff around.
one of my favs: "He told me, I'd fight like a cow."
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/328
"He promised me fame, fortune and grog, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"
Still, I'm not convinced the best lines are actually going to win. If I was being cynical, its just a way to get people to promote Telltales site (by getting everyone to link to it!)
One big popularity contest bascially! Or just a bit of fun
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/1716
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1392
Gotcha!
btw click here
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My Pink Pantaloons still have bomb fragments!
My submission: "Arrrgh, he told me that Rosebud is the name of the sled, the plot-ruining scallywag!"
If you think it's funny, then please swing over here and vote!
If you don't, you probably haven't seen Citizen Kane :cool:
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1916
He gave my sea-mail address to spammers. Now all I get is offers for cheap voodoo spells, peg-leg enhancement pills, and cheap replica timepieces.
Other Ideas I had:
He stole everything I owned that wasn't nailed down. Then came back with a hammer.
He stole may cashcard and used it to buy a wetsuit, hat, and comedy nose glass.
Clicky. Tragically trying to be funny...
This is extracted from the rules:
I know that the TTG Team has the right to change the rules of the contest at any given time, but... one entry/day doesn't equal one entry/week. I have sooo many ideas!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1984
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2024
Though I'm sure the more people can get others to click links, the funnier they are...
edit - Don't, mention, commas. Please.
vote worthy?
Which, tangentially, also explains why Dane Cook is so popular.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2057
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2040
One other thing, can I post a new line per day or once only cause I tried posting another one today but it doesn't let me?
Cheers.
If I understood the rules correctly, one sentence is going to be chosen every week, and there will be a big "battle royale" between the four last lines in the end.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2165
Here's mine, y'all. Some good ones up there!:
"He borrowed me library book and didn't return it for four days. Cost me forty cents, the scoundrel."
(It should probably says three pieces o'eight, but I didn't think about it long enough.)