"Guybrush Threepwood stole my darling Tootsie's lolipop then snuck in through my back door while I was distracted and smuggled out my prized soup cauldron in his pants for his vile voodoo soup ritual."
"Mr. Threepwood here has been boasting about his 'legendary' adventures so many times that... that... I HAVE HAD IT WITH THOSE BANANA LOVING MONKEYS ON THAT BANANA LOVING ISLAND!"
You stole my idea! ..Before I had it.
Well, at least my quote is a bit different. "He turned me into a newt! ...I-I got better..." Vote here or I'll punch you in the face.
He poured root beer on my head, stole my still living beard, stole my wife-to-be, stole my underwear, raped my parents' skeleton, pulled my beard with an elevator, did gross things to my spit, ripped apart my leg...arrr, he even transformed me into a human!
That grog-swilling, syrup-switching scoundrel swapped my Grande Decaff Fat-free Vanilla Soymilk Latte for a VENTI-sized QUADRUPLE-shot FULL-FAT Caramel Mochachino! :eek:
He ditched me! and left me stranded with nothing to eat but monkeys for 9 years!...they were delicious monkeys though, i made this sweater im wearing from monkey fur.
Comments
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/867
I love Monty Python & The Holy Grail
I like this contest, many funny ideas. My favorite one is something like »There was no three-headed monkey at all!«, but I lost the weblink.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/875
I'll do better next week
He drove me over with ship... True story.
Old skool reference
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/890
"Guybrush Threepwood stole my darling Tootsie's lolipop then snuck in through my back door while I was distracted and smuggled out my prized soup cauldron in his pants for his vile voodoo soup ritual."
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/911
Is anyone else feeling a bit worried about the fact that only 2 of the five leading lines are actually "in-character"?
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/909
Vote for me please
Please vote for me
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/952
Vote here: http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/970
"Mr. Threepwood here has been boasting about his 'legendary' adventures so many times that... that... I HAVE HAD IT WITH THOSE BANANA LOVING MONKEYS ON THAT BANANA LOVING ISLAND!"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/330
he bought be an eye-patch. FOR THE WRONG EYE!
Well, at least my quote is a bit different. "He turned me into a newt! ...I-I got better..."
Vote here or I'll punch you in the face.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1032
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1038
"He blew up the rubber tree that I planted together with my dear, departed grandfather!"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1083
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/966
My 2 cents (at least for today)
Please vote if you like it.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1133
If you like it, please vote at http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1126
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1164
So far this is my favorite one. Pretty funny.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1144
A nod to Murray
In hindsight, not really a winning entry is it?
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/946
It IS cheating and worth getting angry about! The pirate who says this is taking the whole thing very personally. A bit of an elitist statement.
That grog-swilling, syrup-switching scoundrel swapped my Grande Decaff Fat-free Vanilla Soymilk Latte for a VENTI-sized QUADRUPLE-shot FULL-FAT Caramel Mochachino! :eek:
"I am Disgraced with your Idiotic notions of how to act like e True Pirate"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1269
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1290
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/1245
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1317
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1344
Mine would be
take care
Should have seen this thread before submitting mine:
I guess it was kind of obvious ...
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1407
Good one.