This week I will accuse Mr. Threepwood of mistreating expensive musical instruments.
I have seen him shooting a XVI century hand-crafted banjo, the famous Van Helgen signature model.
Such a violence is unfair and unacceptable when you pay for a videogame.
What would you do to anyone who destroys an expensive instrument? Mr. Guybrush Threepwood deserves to die and you all shall help me condemn him!
The punishment is death for those who shoot a 1000-pieces-of-eight banjo!
I asked him for directions to Monkey Island, he gave me this recipe, but failed to mention NOT to eat it. My entire crew perished of acute gut combustion, as would have I were it not for my trusty prosthetic pancreas!
I won't say which ones *I've* voted for, but I will say this:
A George Bush joke? In late 2009? I mean, it's funny 'n' all, and sure, I've still got a "Food on our Children" fridge magnet somewhere in the Haus auf Stemloney, but <Seth Meyers>Really, Monkey Island fans? Really?</Seth Meyers>
Throwing in his two pieces of eight (which are worth about 1.32 pieces in this economy),
Mike "Off to a Scoping Meeting" Stemmle
Same entry again - couldn't think of anything better.
That grog-swilling, syrup-switching scoundrel swapped my Grande Decaff Fat-free Vanilla Soymilk Latte for a VENTI-sized QUADRUPLE-shot FULL-FAT Caramel Mochachino!
A George Bush joke? In late 2009? I mean, it's funny 'n' all, and sure, I've still got a "Food on our Children" fridge magnet somewhere in the Haus auf Stemloney, but <Seth Meyers>Really, Monkey Island fans? Really?</Seth Meyers>
On the one hand it's meant to be a classic LucasArts gaming reference, while on the other hand something we can well imagine Guybrush doing during one of his adventures.
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http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3220
My Week 2 entry. Please vote.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3249
He made me click on everything! I can still see the verbs. Give, Open, Close, Pick Up, Look At, Talk To, Use, Push, Pull, Turn On, Turn Off... Egad! That last one was not a verb, I am just VERY startled.
"He lacks moral fiber!
(Evidently so does that line....)
I have seen him shooting a XVI century hand-crafted banjo, the famous Van Helgen signature model.
Such a violence is unfair and unacceptable when you pay for a videogame.
What would you do to anyone who destroys an expensive instrument? Mr. Guybrush Threepwood deserves to die and you all shall help me condemn him!
The punishment is death for those who shoot a 1000-pieces-of-eight banjo!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3257
Because what's the Carnival of the Damned™ without long lines and impatient piratey patrons?
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3276
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3283
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3289
Cool contest!
He mocked me bird!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3317
Yeah, kinda dumb, but you know how he hates porcelain.
He's a pirate
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3323
"He shocked me with his infinitive sized trouser pockets!"
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/3330
Cheers
Thanks
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3342
Ya got my vote, kid!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3389
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3391
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3393
"He showed me how much wood could a woodchuck chuck on me peglegs"
"Ack! He tried cutting me head off in order to make me lose ten pounds of ugly fat!"
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3405
"He ended all dairy production by inciting dairy farmers and cows to fight!"
I won't say which ones *I've* voted for, but I will say this:
A George Bush joke? In late 2009? I mean, it's funny 'n' all, and sure, I've still got a "Food on our Children" fridge magnet somewhere in the Haus auf Stemloney, but <Seth Meyers>Really, Monkey Island fans? Really?</Seth Meyers>
Throwing in his two pieces of eight (which are worth about 1.32 pieces in this economy),
Mike "Off to a Scoping Meeting" Stemmle
I always wanted to see something come of that "I'm selling these fine leather jackets..." dialogue option they borrowed from Indy 3.
I'll sign yours, fryeguy!
That grog-swilling, syrup-switching scoundrel swapped my Grande Decaff Fat-free Vanilla Soymilk Latte for a VENTI-sized QUADRUPLE-shot FULL-FAT Caramel Mochachino!
Gimme a vote!.. Please.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3430
YARH!
I haven't been able to play the Secret of Monkey Island recently because of my dog. Needless to say I hope this will happen.
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/3456
Poor chicken
He did not vote for President Obama.
My sword-fighting couldn't repel insults of that magnitude!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3503
http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?p=168543#post168543
Anyway, my own second attempt:
On the one hand it's meant to be a classic LucasArts gaming reference, while on the other hand something we can well imagine Guybrush doing during one of his adventures.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3568
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3588