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Grant a Useless Power!

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  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited December 2009
    I grant Ray-The-Sun the power to become mortal.
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited December 2009
    I grant Maxilyah the power to control zombies. Not create them, though!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2009
    I grant Lenny the power to know his lefts and rights.
  • ted12ted12
    edited December 2009
    I grant Snicklin the ability to say words over 5 letters long
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited December 2009
    I grant thee ted12 the legendary power to fart 24/7 and use it to combat crime. Your name no longer will be ted12, but The Fartmaster! All hail The Fartmaster for he has come to save us all!
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    great. Now I have to change my screenname. AGAIN! I grant Everlast the power to seriously tick me off.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2010
    I grant you the power to feel accomplished when you, in reality, are the least so.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited January 2010
    [Snicklin hears a voice from above and a light from the sky targets him] My son... i have seen your suffering, your pain, the emptyness inside you i have granted you the power to be my fanclub leader!!!!!!!
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    Everlast shall hereby be granted the ability to cringe at will.
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    Juicius Maximus now has the power to get a better, less creepy-sounding screen name! <insert item get tune here>
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited January 2010
    ted12 has the power to not have powers!
  • jmmjmm
    edited January 2010
    Everlast now has the power to turn cookies into crumbs
  • Hyperkinetic_MartianHyperkinetic_Martian
    edited January 2010
    I grant jmm the ability to be an observer
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited January 2010
    I grant Hyperkinetic_Martian the unique skill of Attention Deficit Disorder with HYPERactivity disorder.
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    I give Everlast the power of slightly less-then rational thought
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited January 2010
    I grant ted12 the power to control time and space at his will. We must all now respect him, our destiny is in his will!
  • jmmjmm
    edited January 2010
    I grant Everlast the power to give and solve random conundrums.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited January 2010
    I grant jmm the power to explain to me what is conundrum?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    I grant Everlast the power to do, not a handstand, but a footstand.
  • jmmjmm
    edited January 2010
    I grant haydenwce27 the useful power of "withstand this useful power"
  • MarsbergenMarsbergen
    edited January 2010
    I grant jmm the useful power of "walking backwards but only forwards"
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited January 2010
    i grant marsbergen the power to extend canada's domain further south sharing its borders with chile!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    I grant Everlast the power to use capitol letters where necessary.
  • priznaprizna
    edited January 2010
    I grant haydenwce27 the power to grant me a power
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    I grant prizna the power to grant me a slightly better power.
  • priznaprizna
    edited January 2010
    I grant haydenwce27 the power to not use his powers
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    I grant prizna the ability to get a snack from his mom's fridge.
  • Deadly ChlorineDeadly Chlorine
    edited February 2010
    I grant ted12 the power to sink in custard while walking on it.
  • jmmjmm
    edited February 2010
    I grand Deadly Chlorine the power to render itself harmless.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited February 2010
    I grant jmm the power to emit strong armpit odors that could be smell across 2 streets
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2010
    Everlast now has the power to sing sporadically sing "It Doesn't Have to Be That Way" by Jim Croce in normal conversation
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited February 2010
    Remolay has now the power to make everyone who reads his post feel abused, injured emotionally and hurt retinas!
  • Nintendo Boy1Nintendo Boy1
    edited February 2010
    I grant everlast the power to do the moonwalk
  • ted12ted12
    edited February 2010
    i grant Nintendo Boy 1 the ability to leave this thread.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited February 2010
    I grant ted12 the ability to get to 13!
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited February 2010
    I grant everlast the power to have a scarf
  • jmmjmm
    edited February 2010
    I grant The Mighty M the power to explain why the M is mighty.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited February 2010
    I grant jmm tghe power to not to be nosy
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2010
    I give the mighty M the abbility to become the unmighty n
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited February 2010
    I grant Remolay the power to puke rats
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