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Declarion of War

TomPravetzTomPravetz
edited January 2010 in Forum Games
I, Tom Pravetz, hereby declare war on the one who calls herself "Maxilyah." This is due to various reason, one, as presented to me by Watson (Lena_P for those who do not know who that is), is the attempted choosing of her own nickname. My first act of this war will be withholding all of her cookies!

Signed,
Tom Pravetz
Official Nicknamer/Shameless Advertiser

(Sign your name if you wish to join me, or add more reasons for the war.)



NOTE This is a joke. Please don't get serious, or malicious. Also Telltale... This seemed to be the best place to put this. So... Move it if you want.
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  • PariahKingPariahKing
    edited January 2010
    ...what?
  • FriarFriar
    edited January 2010
    ^My thoughts exactly^
    Is this like the Banned game?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    No... Just a war...


    Watson (Lena_P) put me up to it!

    -cowers in dark corner-
  • FriarFriar
    edited January 2010
    Tpravetz wrote: »
    No... Just a war...


    Watson (Lena_P) put me up to it!

    -cowers in dark corner-
    There will be UN sanctions!
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    Against whom? Tpravetz or Maxilyah?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    I will survive! Just need to conquer the Pacific... Though the Atlantic's closer... Hmm... Oh! I'll just take over the world!
  • FriarFriar
    edited January 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    Against whom? Tpravetz or Maxilyah?

    Tpravetz, for starting a long war, which will result in many a loss in life.
    *takes off hat*
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    I don't think it'll be that long. I'm pretty sure Maxilyah and thenuclearreactor will make quick work of Tpravetz :p
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited January 2010
    I shall go make the popcorn batch. This should be a very interesting war!
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    Glad I'm not involved in this. I'm all thumbs when it comes to war.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    I will survive! Wait... What was that you said about thenuclearreactor?! You didn't tell me I was going against them! I will win! I've got the cookies!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2010
    hmm...

    *Signs thingy*

    Harlowe P. Whitcomb, Slow talkers of America.

    (Totally not my name/org, was made by Bob and Ray)
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Muahaha! Welcome to the alliance Remolay!
  • AshtonAshton
    edited January 2010
    I wont take sides, but I will help settle this dispute quickly

    *hands each of you a large box wiht a red button*

    Nuclear Warheads at 10 paces!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    1...2...3...4....5...6...-push- (Teehee!)
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    Hey, should someone tell Maxilyah a war is being waged in her name? It's not immediately obvious from the thread title, you know ...
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    That's what you think. So... Watson, you're on my side? (You do want cookies, right?)
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    I'm going to give Maxilyah the chance to buy my loyalty if she likes. Of course if I were offered an exceptionally good cookie I might be able to make-up my mind that much quicker ...
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Don't forget about Pollokreptonic.
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    Voterated! Aww ... poor Maxilyah. Nobody voted for her side yet ...
  • wefeelgroovewefeelgroove
    edited January 2010
    Go banana!
  • RibsRibs
    edited January 2010
    Declarion sounds like a far off planet.
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    ^It's actually a noble gas. I'm abstaining from this vote until Maxilyah shows up to defend him/herself
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    Maxilyah is a girl, as evidenced by the fact that she insists that she is a girl whenever someone calls her a "him".
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    Okay, that convinced me. Maxilyah has clearly suffered enough. She gets my vote.
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    Thank you, Dr. Jello. You shall not regret it.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Dr. Jello voted against me?! How about you, Watson? You're on my side, correct?
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited January 2010
    Oh, wow...the forces...are building...3 on 3...I could break the tide, but alas...I can't...because...I am.. In Decisive..
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    A tie... O_o Hey, Ice ol' chap! You want a cool nickname and cookie?
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    Sorry, Holmes. I'm a sucker for a tragic backstory
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    In a previous life, I was a narwhal launched by Majusbrush...


    The problem is... I voted for myself and Maxilyah is here, so she didn't vote for herself... DX
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    Woah, what? Maxilyah is leading? Cool! And don't worry, Tpravetz, I sold my vote fair and square; I voted for you. Remember, I like walnuts and chocolate chips in my cookies.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Remember! A vote for me is a vote for COOKIES!!!

    A vote for Maxilyah is a vote for... Erm... Isn't voting for Maxilyah bad enough?!
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    Yes, yes, we know about the cookies, but where do you stand on the issues? That's what the voters want to know!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Bad economy? Cookies!
    War? Cookies!
    Pro-life v. Pro-choice? Cookies!

    Next question please.
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited January 2010
    For the horde!!! (a.k.a Maxilyah) Hell hath no fury, etc. Playing it safe here.

    ... Wait, what's this about, again?
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    What about the ABM treaty? Would you suggest peanut butter cookies, or pecan sandies?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    No nuts! Nuts have no place in my cookies! I vote for Snicker doodles.
  • JedExodusJedExodus
    edited January 2010
    Can we not spoil our ballots? I thought this was a democracy dammit!
  • TheNuclearReactorTheNuclearReactor
    edited January 2010
    Em-- err, Maxilyah is my best friends IRL. D8 I'm on her side.

    Watch you... I have a road roller. AND a nuclear fusion reactor.
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