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Declarion of War

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  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    What's a road roller?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    I have a Roadrunner! Scratch that, the Roadrunner. And cookies!
  • TheNuclearReactorTheNuclearReactor
    edited January 2010
    Lena_P wrote: »
    What's a road roller?

    http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/713016/5691958/0/1208507896/SR20M_Road_Roller.jpg

    THE MOST AMAZING VEHICLE EVER
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    TheNuclearReactor wrote: »
    http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/713016/5691958/0/1208507896/SR20M_Road_Roller.jpg

    THE MOST AMAZING VEHICLE EVER

    Shoot! They have pancakes! Err. Waffles are better anyway! =P
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    Isn't that called a steam roller? And don't you need a class F license to operate it?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    It takes no license to ride a Roadrunner! (1,001. War's back on.)
  • TheNuclearReactorTheNuclearReactor
    edited January 2010
    Steam roller and road roller are the same thing. I prefer to call it a roadroller.

    Forget the license, EVERYONE OFF THE STREET!!

    -revs up road roller-
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    Traditionally, steamrollers have proven very effective tools of war...if you're at war with children and security guards
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited January 2010
    JedExodus wrote: »
    Can we not spoil our ballots? I thought this was a democracy dammit!


    Democracy? DEMOCRACY! THIS IS TELLTALE!
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    It's an oligarchy? Oh, and nuclearreactor rules the road, apparently. Can we just call you Roadruler from now on?
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    hey, I might be bribed with a cookie. Maxilyah corrupted my wish!
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited January 2010
    I'm going to be a conscientious objector, but I am willing to exploit any instability after the conflict for my own personal gain. :D

    (Fools! Both cookies AND pancakes will be mine!!)
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
    Hai gaiz. I just got a war message. First of all, I dunno what this is about. I'm innocent.
    -insert cheeky grin-
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    So which side did you vote for, and are you willing to buy my loyalty and/or honor? Holmes already bought my vote.
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    I'd just like to point out that before it apparently became the hip thing to do, I started the revolution and voted for Maxilyah

    EDIT: And now the tide has turned. A genuine uprising has taken place, by and for the people, the people who will not be swayed by stale cookie bribes. Your empire (of cookies) is crumbling, Tpravetz
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
    That depends on what kind of cookies you want.
    Because everyone knows chocolate chip rules all.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    My cookies shall never fall! I have Murray!
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
    Oh yeah? Well, you fight like a cow!
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    Don't try to play him at his own game, Maxilyah! The revolution needs not the foul cookies of the oppressor! He seeks only to make us fat, lazy, and apathetic to the cause! Rise up, brothers and sisters! The day of reckoning is upon us, and Tpravetz will soon see just how the cookie crumbles.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Oh yeah?!

    I misspelled "declaration." point one to Maxilyah.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
    Whoo! I got a point!
    Who's keeping score?

    And to my people: Since we're on the internet, I can't really offer you any physical items, but I do offer art requests! Yeah, that's right! I'll draw you lame art for free!
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    Space gorilla! Space gorilla!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Maxilyah's Art < EfMI <<<<< Cookies.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
    -Ignoring Tom's post-
    Didn't you already vote, Lena?
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    Yes, but I encouraged others to follow you into battle. And who doesn't love Space gorillas?
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited January 2010
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    I'll draw you lame art for free!

    A cow giving the thumbs-up and saying "Well done"! And wearing sunglasses! While riding a skateboard! And eating pizza! And other things that symbolized "coolness" in the 80's and early 90's! Like Devo! Ooh, cows wearing Devo outfits! With the first idea somewhere in the corner! But now ALL the cows will say "Well done"! Except for the second cow, which will say "Medium rare"! Because she doesn't get puns!


    ... I'm still not sure what this thread is about.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
    How's this for fail?
    Welldone.png
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited January 2010
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    How's this for fail?
    Welldone.png

    Wheres the delorian?
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
    Delorian is not in my limited vocabulary.
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited January 2010
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    How's this for fail?

    Oh my assorted deities... That's almost exactly what I was picturing. :D (before I started rambling about Devo cows, that is)

    You are now my favorite forum member, replacing ShaggE. :p
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited January 2010
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    Delorian is not in my limited vocabulary.

    But it was one of the coolest cars ever! It also makes a pretty good time machine, well thats what marty says.
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited January 2010
    I gotta be on Maxilyah's side for this one.

    Mostly because Tpravetz still hasn't told me whether or not my auditions for "I wonder what happened" sucked or not!

    (But do take your time! :D)
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
    Yay!
    Just for the record, I just listened to your auditions, and you were brilliant. Really good with accents, too.
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    How's this for fail?
    Welldone.png
    ShaggE wrote: »
    Oh my assorted deities... That's almost exactly what I was picturing. :D (before I started rambling about Devo cows, that is)

    Dude, that totally is a Devo cow. ^Check the hat!
    Aren't you glad you joined team Maxilyah? I bet team Tpravetz are still waiting for their cookies.
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited January 2010
    Jucius Maximus wrote: »
    Dude, that totally is a Devo cow. ^Check the hat!

    How did I miss that? :D
  • JedExodusJedExodus
    edited January 2010
    Icedhope wrote: »
    Democracy? DEMOCRACY! THIS IS TELLTALE!

    Vote early, vote often.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    Despite his 20+ attempts to ban me; I have given my vote to Tpravetz.
  • RibsRibs
    edited January 2010
    I'm totally, 100%, on the side with the better bribe to offer me.
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited January 2010
    I'll give you a dollar, to remain on the neutral side with me.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
    What's the deadline of this thing, anyway?
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