GuruGuru214 wrote: » "You look like you could use a cup of my famous java."
Noname215 wrote: » That you, John Wayne? Is this me?
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“It’s got a beat, and you can dance to it."
"I think I'm in lesbians with you."
“I’m your worst fucking nightmare! A ***** with a badge, which means I get to kick your fucking ass whenever I feel like it!”
Hint: Redneck bar
EDIT: Really? No one knows this one? 48 HRS!
"The poor dope - he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool."
“Punk-ass bitches walk on the other side of the street.”
Edit: Did I kills this thread? What’s going on?
Let’s try this again:
"Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!"
"I'll tell you what you need: a good anti-psychotic."
"Chill out, dickwad."
"Didn’t you hear? Last place is a broken rib sandwich!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"And I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair."
“Does he look like a bitch?"
"I can do more than talk. I can pontificate!"
“Did your parents have any children that lived?"
"Believe me, nothing is trivial. "
"Dammit, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!"
Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little guy like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
"A nosh scrap any time you say!"
"Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman."
“Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change."
"Boy. That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
"That’s cute. I remember when I had my first beer."
"Boy, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon."
“What’s the capital of Texas?”
“Austin.”
“Wrong, commie! It’s Houston!"
“Never mind that shit, here come’s MONGO!"
"I hate you." (spoken to a pug puppy)
"No matter where you are in the world,the moon is never bigger than your thumb."
“He’s quoting the bible, Revelations. Behold a pale horse. The man who sat on him was death. And Hell followed with him."
"My only regret is never being able to be out there with you."
“You have not obeyed the Lord! Let my people go!"
"We play both types of music here: western and country."
“We can’t get married. You don’t understand. I’m a man.”
“Well, nobody’s perfect."
"Look at me! I'm as anatomically unequipped as a Ken Doll!"
“Get a new president."