"Hello. My name is Tom Pravetz."
"Like Lenny?"
"... No. Like Tom."
"How do you spell it?"
"P... R... A...v--"
"BRAD?"
"No. Not Brad."
"Then how is it spelled?!"
"... (sigh) Like Lenny Kravitz except with a 'P' instead of a 'K' and an 'E' instead of the 'I'..."
This... happens... often.
ALSO!
This is still the only good picture of me. I still look like this.
Your mind certainly operates differently than my own.
You have no idea how messed up it is in here in my brain.
(Recent example of weirdness: Lately I regularily check up on my cat to see if he is still alive. Which is pretty weird considering he is perfectly healthy)
You have no idea how messed up it is in here in my brain.
(Recent example of weirdness: Lately I regularily check up on my cat to see if he is still alive. Which is pretty weird considering he is perfectly healthy)
I'm pleased to learn how concerned you are with animals' well being.
There, there, guys, no need to come out as creepy, or puzzlebox will run away like Lena did. You can be hormonal in silence and polite around here. She's not a piece of meat, just a very attractive woman. Don't let it distract you from how awesome she is in all the other aspects too.
Ha, is anyone completely serious on this forum? I've never met Puzzlebox and as such have no particular feelings towards her, although that is not to doubt her likeablility in real life. It's all fun and games my friend, fun and games.
For the record, I find both Puzzlebox and Joop to be attractive people, but Puzzlebox is the only one I would be attracted to. Nothing against Joop, but I totally squicked myself out with that "Hey handsome" comment. And I didn't even get a rise out of you people, so it wasn't even worth it!
So I'd totally post a picture of me in a silly hat to defeat the Awkward Zone, but 1. I can't seem to take one where I'm not making a stupid face, and 2. I feel certain parties are likely to save such a photo to use against me at a later date (or immediately). So here's the next best thing!
Nothing against Joop, but I totally squicked myself out with that "Hey handsome" comment. And I didn't even get a rise out of you people, so it wasn't even worth it!]
Everybody likes a wee gay joke every now and again stud
I may as well upload a couple of genuine pictures of myself seeming as my avatar photo is as tiny as my manhood... wait, did I just say that outloud?! Anyway...
Hello beard
Goodbye beard
Plus, a photo of my little Moose Pig, because I love her
Davies, you're awesome AND the sexiest man on the internet? I can't decide if you look like a Disney hero or a 1950s swashbuckling hero or a dark sexy villain or Superman or a Greek god or Bruce Wayne or Jesus.
Wait, I have it! I know who you look like! It's become clear to me now!
You're really Gabriel Knight's long-lost, secret brother Davies Knight.
Davies, you're awesome AND the sexiest man on the internet? I can't decide if you look like a Disney hero or a 1950s swashbuckling hero or a dark sexy villain or Superman or a Greek god or Bruce Wayne or Jesus.
Fawful you're breakin' me 'eart!
(Besides, I can't compete with that! )
EDIT 2: At least Merlin doesn't have too much to compete with:
You're really Gabriel Knight's long-lost, secret brother Davies Knight.
Okay, you got me but Gabriel and I aren't talking these days. At least not until he stops insisting on talking with a terrible mock-New Orleans accent and stops putting off writing his forth horror novel by sleeping with every woman he sees.
P.S. Thanks for the updated signature. You're too kind and only a little creepy.
At first I was all like..."Setting my johnson to it's full upright position...OH YEAH."
But then I was all like...WHAT HAVE I DONE. THE SHAME. I CAN STILL SMELL THE FISH AND CHIPS. I CAN STILL HEAR THE CRIES OF "JOLLY GOOD PEANUTS HERE". THE PEANUTS OH LORD.
Okay, you got me but Gabriel and I aren't talking these days. At least not until he stops insisting on talking with a terrible mock-New Orleans accent and stops putting off writing his forth horror novel by sleeping with every woman he sees.
P.S. Thanks for the updated signature. You're too kind and only a little creepy.
Only a little creepy? I'm not trying hard enough. Time for pictures of my wang, with a face drawn on it! I call it a Wangigan.
Comments
"Like Lenny?"
"... No. Like Tom."
"How do you spell it?"
"P... R... A...v--"
"BRAD?"
"No. Not Brad."
"Then how is it spelled?!"
"... (sigh) Like Lenny Kravitz except with a 'P' instead of a 'K' and an 'E' instead of the 'I'..."
This... happens... often.
ALSO!
This is still the only good picture of me. I still look like this.
I know...the pants are so wrong....but I had training before this pic was taken...and this was my training attire. -.-
For some reason this picture just makes me want to give you cheese....
say wut
Your mind certainly operates in a different fashion than my own.
Wut!
It's a different picture. Of me. In the exact same position.
You have no idea how messed up it is in here in my brain.
(Recent example of weirdness: Lately I regularily check up on my cat to see if he is still alive. Which is pretty weird considering he is perfectly healthy)
Thank you, I needed that.
You're very welcome.
With the same lighting and facial expression.
I'm pleased to learn how concerned you are with animals' well being.
Precisely!
You, my dear sir, have talent.
Nice picture of that guy's crotch. But I don't see how that's relevant...
Oh look, there's Chuck Norris too. Nevermind.
You know I got a thumbs up from Mr. Norris once.
My body couldn't handle it properly and I grew a third nipple.
(good thing us Brits have the NHS eh? ;D)
Sora! You cut your hair!
Excellent... all is going to plan! >: D
Ha, is anyone completely serious on this forum? I've never met Puzzlebox and as such have no particular feelings towards her, although that is not to doubt her likeablility in real life. It's all fun and games my friend, fun and games.
Nah, you look more like Kuifje to me.
Nah, I think I Sora just have has a serious lack of a comb.
Crushed and weeping into my Cheerios here, Davies.
Oh, I feel like such a piece of meat now, but in the meantime i'm still flattered... :rolleyes:
So I'd totally post a picture of me in a silly hat to defeat the Awkward Zone, but 1. I can't seem to take one where I'm not making a stupid face, and 2. I feel certain parties are likely to save such a photo to use against me at a later date (or immediately). So here's the next best thing!
ROTFL!! XDDDDDD
I love Questionable Content!
(Pintsize FTW!)
Everybody likes a wee gay joke every now and again stud
And DAISHI. Holy moly frijolis, that is a sexy man. He's like a fuller version of Edward James Olmos in Blade Runner.
Oh really...
Were you hoping to get a rise out of Joop in particular?
... All right, that was weak even by my standards.
Hello beard
Goodbye beard
Plus, a photo of my little Moose Pig, because I love her
EDIT:
Wow, spot on!
Actually, that's pretty funny.
Well, if I wasn't squicked out before, I certainly am now!
Wait, I have it! I know who you look like! It's become clear to me now!
You're really Gabriel Knight's long-lost, secret brother Davies Knight.
EDIT:
Fawful you're breakin' me 'eart!
(Besides, I can't compete with that!
EDIT 2: At least Merlin doesn't have too much to compete with:
Awesome!
Fixed. Now gimme a smooch!
>licks lips
SMOOOOCH!
Problem?
So how was it?
Okay, you got me but Gabriel and I aren't talking these days. At least not until he stops insisting on talking with a terrible mock-New Orleans accent and stops putting off writing his forth horror novel by sleeping with every woman he sees.
P.S. Thanks for the updated signature. You're too kind and only a little creepy.
At first I was all like..."Setting my johnson to it's full upright position...OH YEAH."
But then I was all like...WHAT HAVE I DONE. THE SHAME. I CAN STILL SMELL THE FISH AND CHIPS. I CAN STILL HEAR THE CRIES OF "JOLLY GOOD PEANUTS HERE". THE PEANUTS OH LORD.
Later I'll probably be all like.
Only a little creepy? I'm not trying hard enough. Time for pictures of my wang, with a face drawn on it! I call it a Wangigan.