The "whatever's on your mind" thread

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  • edited April 2012
    coolsome wrote: »
    How did you find the time to type all of that and still find time to be a mum for the kids?

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  • edited April 2012
    If I lost my mind would I just be a mindless robot?
  • edited April 2012
    Remolay wrote: »
    Statement: I am disapointed by how many meatbags aren't talking like HK-47

    Agreement: Indeed. This saddens me.
    Rebuttal: Talking like a robot can get really old after a while.

    Musing: It is sad how accident prone some people can be.

    Recommendation: Perhaps you should avoid heavy machinery for a while.
    Quoting: Just... God damn.

    Statement: The Rather Dashing meatbag has a rival in textwalling, it seems.
    coolsome wrote: »
    If I lost my mind would I just be a mindless robot?

    Statement: Better than being a mindless meatbag.
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    Statement: The Rather Dashing meatbag has a rival in textwalling, it seems

    Statement: That made me chuckle. Not as much as killing meatbags, but still a chuckle.
  • edited April 2012
    coolsome wrote: »
    How did you find the time to type all of that and still find time to be a mum for the kids?

    What kids? I'm 17. Also, I'm a male.
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    >17
    >kids

    Statement: the point is made.
  • edited April 2012
    Statement: the point is made.

    Diagnosis: You're an idiot.
  • edited April 2012
    Diagnosis: You're an idiot.

    Sarcasm: Excellent observation, meatbag.
  • edited April 2012
    Why can't we all just nachos along?
  • edited April 2012
    Remolay wrote: »
    Sarcasm: Excellent observation, meatbag.

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  • edited April 2012
    What kids? I'm 17. Also, I'm a male.

    Sexist, ageist!
  • edited April 2012
    coolsome wrote: »
    Sexist, ageist!

    I'm just saying, at my age it's still not recommended for me to have kids. Also, it's physically impossible for a man to be a mother.
  • edited April 2012
    Also, it's physically impossible for a man to be a mother.

    Ok shag a woman get her pregnant then get a sex change! Its not rocket science. More like brain surgery but lower.
  • edited April 2012
    Alarm: Rude alert! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Repeat: This is not a daffodil!
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    Drinking has ruined my life. I'M 41 YEARS OLD!!!
  • edited April 2012
    It is 6:05am and I am still awake. Damn.
  • edited April 2012
    St_Eddie wrote: »
    It is 6:05am and I am still awake. Damn.

    Join the insomnia club.
  • edited April 2012
    Awesome article at Cracked up right now:

    #4. Steve Reichert Shoots Through a Wall

    Now here is one that you're not even allowed to do in most video games.

    It happened when Marine Corps sniper Steve Reichert was taking part in a routine mission in Iraq, providing cover for a squad of fellow Marines from atop an oil tank, when the squad fell under attack by insurgents. Steadying himself and taking careful aim at the enemy onslaught, Reichert noticed something: three enemy soldiers sneaking around the back of a nearby building in an attempt to ambush his comrades with a very large machine gun.


    The Shot:

    Not about to let this happen, Reichert aimed his rifle at them just as they disappeared behind one of the building's brick walls. Refusing to let this seemingly minor vision handicap stop him, Reichert made his best guess and shot the goddamned wall from his position on the oil tank a little over a mile away.


    At that distance, you'd never hear the shot. One second you'd have a head, and the next, you wouldn't.

    The single round took out all three of the insurgents.

    One of them had been hit by the bullet and was killed outright, while the other two were struck down by brick and bullet fragments blasted out by Reichert's shot. He had neutralized three targets that were behind a wall with a single shot made a mile out. For his actions, he was awarded the Bronze Star and a full scholarship to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

    Read more: The 5 Most Impossible Sniper Shots Ever Made | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_19750_the-5-most-impossible-sniper-shots-ever-made.html#ixzz1s5hvGps0
  • edited April 2012
    When in the hell does the grief stop hurting! It feels like its always here hurting so much.
  • edited April 2012
    Diagnosis: You're an idiot.

    Spoken like a true child. Thank you for proving me right, kiddo~
  • edited April 2012
    Take the nachos!

    I think I'll have to think of a new alias. I've used this name for a long time and when I first started using it on the internet, only a german author was using it as well. I just googled it and became depressed. At least 2 other people use it now(coincidence) and they are quite active on the internet. All this crap that wasn't me came up that wasn't there as shortly as 4-5 years back. You have no idea how much it kills me inside to know that this name is attached to a WOW character. I can't even create a youtube account under this name because someone else has(mine is under my real last name). Bummer.
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    edited April 2012
    2 people and a German author is no big deal. There are over 1,000,000 people using the name Jennifer on the internet.
  • edited April 2012
    Johro wrote: »
    Take the nachos!

    I think I'll have to think of a new alias. I've used this name for a long time and when I first started using it on the internet, only a german author was using it as well. I just googled it and became depressed. At least 2 other people use it now(coincidence) and they are quite active on the internet. All this crap that wasn't me came up that wasn't there as shortly as 4-5 years back. You have no idea how much it kills me inside to know that this name is attached to a WOW character. I can't even create a youtube account under this name because someone else has(mine is under my real last name). Bummer.

    Stick a random number on your username and BAM no one takes it.:p
  • edited April 2012
    whelp, I'm going to have Thunderbird by They Might Be Giants stuck in my head the rest of the day
  • edited April 2012
    coolsome wrote: »
    When in the hell does the grief stop hurting! It feels like its always here hurting so much.

    This is a good book for understanding how grief works.

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  • edited April 2012
    Aggh! I need my S&M fix!! I need it!!
  • edited April 2012
    FrankT wrote: »
    Aggh! I need my S&M fix!! I need it!!

    Try whips.
  • edited April 2012
    FrankT wrote: »
    Aggh! I need my S&M fix!! I need it!!
    You dirty old man!

    I'm actually assuming that you mean 'Sam & Max', or at least I hope that's what you meant.
  • edited April 2012
    Er... yes. ...is there something I'm missing here?
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    You bet your ass your missing out.
  • edited April 2012
    coolsome wrote: »
    You bet your ass your missing out.

    Coolsome quote of the day.

    Seriously, though, if S&M only means Sam & Max to you; well... Missing out.
  • edited April 2012
    WarpSpeed wrote: »
    This is a good book for understanding how grief works.

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    Thanks Il look in book shop tomorrow for it.
  • edited April 2012
    FrankT wrote: »
    Er... yes. ...is there something I'm missing here?

    It would be a shame to spoil your innocence... actually; no it wouldn't!
  • edited April 2012
    St_Eddie wrote: »
    It would be a shame to spoil your innocence... actually; no it wouldn't!

    Oh.. now I REALLY dread tomorrow. :(
  • edited April 2012
    FrankT wrote: »
    Oh.. now I REALLY dread tomorrow. :(

    Why? Did you sign up for some S&M?
  • edited April 2012
    FrankT wrote: »
    Oh.. now I REALLY dread tomorrow. :(
    No need for dread...

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    “You have taken your first step into a larger world.”
  • edited April 2012
    FrankT wrote: »
    Er... yes. ...is there something I'm missing here?

    No. BTW, do you like to be spanked?
  • edited April 2012
    Very well; if I may, I'd like to correct myself.

    Aggh! I need my Sam & Max fix!! I need it!!
  • edited April 2012
    This thread got interesting again.
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    HERFDERF GRERGH NERGHGERG FERFSDSFA drool
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