[Jurassic Park quotes thread] Dodgson...

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    Spared No expense
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    "I have a theory that there are two kinds of boys. There are those that want to be astronomers, and those that want to be astronauts. The astronomer, or the paleontologist, gets to study these amazing things from a place of complete safety."
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    "I have a theory that there are two kinds of boys. There are those that want to be astronomers, and those that want to be astronauts. The astronomer, or the paleontologist, gets to study these amazing things from a place of complete safety."

    "But then you never get to go out into space."

    That was a great lead up to one of my favorite scenes in the movie showing all those dinosaurs on the shore. The movie needed more moments like that.
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    to bad that movie wasnt worthy for even half a star
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    "But then you never get to go out into space."

    That was a great lead up to one of my favorite scenes in the movie showing all those dinosaurs on the shore. The movie needed more moments like that.

    "Exactly. That's the difference between imagining and seeing: to be able to touch them. And that's... that's all that Billy wanted."

    I agree. It was a great scene and I wish the movie had more scenes of that calibur.

    I also liked the scene where Grant is doing the Q&A and when it's mentioned that he's not talking about Jurassic Park or the San Diego incident, ninety percent of the hands go down.
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    I also liked the scene where Grant is doing the Q&A and when it's mentioned that he's not talking about Jurassic Park or the San Diego incident, ninety percent of the hands go down.

    that was hilarious to be honest i would be one of those people that put their hands down
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    No force on heaven or earth could get me on that island... except for a blank check
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    No force on heaven or earth could get me on that island... except for a blank check

    from a plumbing service owner
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    that was hilarious to be honest i would be one of those people that put their hands down

    Well, if the guest speaker was someone who survived an adventure upon an exotic island populated with dinosaurs with little to no defense against the creatures themselves, I imagine most people would ask a few questions regarding the subject matter.

    Oh, Dr. Grant... Forever labelled as that 'Jurassic Park guy'.

    "Maybe just looking for new nesting grounds. It's a whole new world for them."
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    Well, if the guest speaker was someone who survived an adventure upon an exotic island populated with dinosaurs with little to no defense against the creatures themselves, I imagine most people would ask a few questions regarding the subject matter.

    Oh, Dr. Grant... Forever labelled as that 'Jurassic Park guy'.

    "Maybe just looking for new nesting grounds. It's a whole new world for them."

    "I dare them to nest in Oklahoma."
    Is the state ritE?
    BTW I preordered the game, or at least the money was taken off my card, and it says i havnt bought anything, is that normal?
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    Oh, Dr. Grant... Forever labelled as that 'Jurassic Park guy'.

    if hes jurassic park guys whats malcoms label?
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    if hes jurassic park guys whats malcoms label?

    Chaos Theory Man.

    ...which coincidentally sounds like a superhero name.
    "I dare them to nest in Oklahoma."
    Is the state ritE?

    "I dare 'em to nest in Enid, Oklahoma"

    Yeah, the state's right.
    BTW I preordered the game, or at least the money was taken off my card, and it says i havnt bought anything, is that normal?

    Might take some time for the transaction to go through.
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    rofl his motto will be "you cant predict what i'll do next!!!!"
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    Chaos Theory Man.

    ...which coincidentally sounds like a superhero name.

    Thats because Ian Malcom is a super hero why do you think he wears all black thats his costume.

    His power is to see into the future. (he still hates always being right)
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    rofl his motto will be "you cant predict what i'll do next!!!!"

    Catchy.
    RaptorsRwk wrote: »
    Thats because Ian Malcom is a super hero why do you think he wears all black thats his costume.

    His power is to see into the future. (he still hates always being right)

    He's doing a horrible job at keeping his true identity a secret. I do, however, applaud his choice of a cape-less superhero outfit; capes are nothing but trouble.

    He can see into the future and yet neglected to warn the individuals that would soon meet a grisly demise? What a hero. A true role model for all children to look up to.

    "No, Charlie, those are herbavores, they... wouldn't be fighting with each other."
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    Catchy.



    He can see into the future and yet neglected to warn the individuals that would soon meet a grisly demise? What a hero. A true role model for all children to look up to.


    Thats just the kind of guy he is. Plus if he went around fixing everything before it happened then what kind of hero would he be. Nobody would know of his heroic actions.


    "Alan he's three. Let's wait until he's five."
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    RaptorsRwk wrote: »
    Thats just the kind of guy he is. Plus if he went around fixing everything before it happened then what kind of hero would he be.

    *cough*Someone like the main protagonist of Back to the Future?*cough*

    "Now, these, these are carnivores and they really like fighting with each other. They'll use their teeth and claws to rip each other's throats out."

    Yes, I know this line comes before Ellie's; I'm mentioning it anyway.
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    *cough*Someone like the main protagonist of Back to the Future?*cough*

    Exactly nobody knew what they had done but remember Chaos Theory Man loves recognition. (and besides he tries to tell people but no one ever listens"

    "You know I beg people to listen to me. I use plain simple english I don't have any accent that i'm aware of..."
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    RaptorsRwk wrote: »
    Exactly nobody knew what they had done but remember Chaos Theory Man loves recognition. (and besides he tries to tell people but no one ever listens"

    Good point. By this logic, would the Tyrannosaurus Rex be considered as the supervillain while the Raptors as the henchmen?

    "Those things know we have the eggs. If I drop them in the river, they'll still be after us."
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    Good point. By this logic, would the Tyrannosaurus Rex be considered as the supervillain while the Raptors as the henchmen?

    "Those things know we have the eggs. If I drop them in the river, they'll still be after us."

    I feel like the raptors are the supervillians (brains) while the Rex is the henchman (brawn)
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    RaptorsRwk wrote: »
    I feel like the raptors are the supervillians (brains) while the Rex is the henchman (brawn)

    Well, the raptors can open doors...

    "I have never been on this island."
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    Well, the raptors can open doors...

    "I have never been on this island."


    And form effective strategies for catching prey using a sophisticated form of communication. As well as fool people that they are just a head in a jar. And smile.

    "Do you remember the sounds they made?"

    "I try not to."
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    "I have never been on this island."
    "Sure ya have. You wrote that book!"
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    "That was Isla Nublar, this is Isla Sorna."
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    "Wait so there are two islands with dinosaurs on them?"
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    "This is T-Rex pee?"
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    "Now that's two things we have in common."

    That line made me geniunely smile.
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    "This is T-Rex pee?"

    "Mhmm"

    "How did you get it"

    "You don't wanna know"

    And before hand

    "Careful with that, T-rex, scares most of the small ones away but attracts one really big one with a fin."
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    "Well, the world has changed so radically and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look: Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by sixty-five million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?"
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    "Well, the world has changed so radically and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look: Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by sixty-five million years of evolution have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea what to expect?"

    "I don't believe it, Ha, I dont believe it, you too are supposed to be defending me from these too characters and the only one I have on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!"

    "...Thankyou..."
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    "Ian, freeze!"
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    "Ian, freeze!"

    "Get the kids and GET THEM OUT OF HERE!"
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    " I'm always looking for the next ex-Mrs. Malcom"
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    "Get the kids and GET THEM OUT OF HERE!"

    "Get rid of the flare!"
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    "Get rid of the flare!"

    Is that what he says?
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    Is that what he says?

    Yes, why?

    "How long before they become comatose?"
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    " you're no better than the people who built this place"
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    Yes, why?

    "How long before they become comatose?"

    Never knew fully what he said there.
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    Never knew fully what he said there.

    Really? Well, I suppose he sort of pronounces 'flare' in a strange way.

    "Turn off the light. Turn off the light."
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    "Did you find him?"
    "Just the parts they didn't like"
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