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  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited March 2011
    What John Hammond and InGen created are theme park monsters. Nothing more, nothing less.
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited March 2011
    Trenchfoot wrote: »
    What John Hammond and InGen created are theme park monsters. Nothing more, nothing less.

    "Are you saying that you wouldn't want to get on the island to study them?"
  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited March 2011
    I think we're getting close to the limit on movie quotes so.... Chaos Island it is.

    "Didn't I die?.... Oh! In the movie I died!"
    -Eddy
  • EvilDeadFanEvilDeadFan
    edited March 2011
    "You're as bad as the people who built this place!"
  • tope1983tope1983
    edited March 2011
    "Arghhhh...!!!" *getting eaten*
  • BombillazoBombillazo
    edited March 2011
    EvilDeadFan wrote: »
    "You're as bad as the people who built this place!"

    Congratulations, now you're John Hammond....
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "God help us; we're in the hands of engineers."
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited March 2011
    "Just have her follow the main cables."
  • RexMasterRexMaster
    edited March 2011
    Shadowknight1 wrote: »
    "Are you saying that you wouldn't want to get on the island to study them?"

    No force on land or Heaven could get me on that island...
  • BombillazoBombillazo
    edited March 2011
    RexMaster wrote: »
    No force on land or Heaven could get me on that island...

    You CANNOT land on this island!
  • samusaran253samusaran253
    edited March 2011
    tobar wrote: »
    remix

    That was amazing.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "I'll tell you what you NEED, a good anti-psychotic!"
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    What bothers you is that I'm not afraid of this island and you are...now I'll be back in five or six days, just go.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "No, you'll be back in five or six PIECES!"
  • Scorpy42Scorpy42
    edited March 2011
    -"We're out of a job."

    -"Don't you mean "extinct"?"
  • samusaran253samusaran253
    edited March 2011
    "We can make it if we run..."
    "No we can't"
    "Why not?"
    "Because we're being hunted"
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "Did you read Malcolm's book?"
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    "Did you read Malcolm's book?"

    "Yeah, but his book was too preachy, chaos this, and chaos that...he's to full of himself."
  • Envy23Envy23
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    "Did you read Malcolm's book?"

    Codswallop, Ian!
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    Icedhope wrote: »
    "Yeah, but his book was too preachy, chaos this, and chaos that...he's to full of himself."

    "That's two things we have in common."
    Envy23 wrote: »
    Codswallop, Ian!

    "Oh, John John. Because of the behavior of the system in phase space?"
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    "Oh, John John. Because of the behavior of the system in phase space?"

    "A load, if I may say so, of fashionable number crunching."
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    Shadowknight1 wrote: »
    "A load, if I may say so, of fashionable number crunching."

    *starts poking knee* "John, John."
  • KrokeryKrokery
    edited March 2011
    "Not into the long grass!!!!"
    *Raptors hissing*
    *Pulled down one by one into grass*
    *All notice, piss pants, run everywhere*
    *Raptors leaping on everyone*
  • samusaran253samusaran253
    edited March 2011
    "Our lives are in your hands Dennis, and you have Butterfingers?
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "I have a theory that there are two kinds of boys. There are those that want to be astronomers, and those that want to be astronauts. The astronomer, or the paleontologist, gets to study these amazing things from a place of complete safety."
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    *starts poking knee* "John, John."

    *pulls arm off knee*

    Now, you wouldn't do that!
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    Shadowknight1 wrote: »
    *pulls arm off knee*

    Now, you wouldn't do that!

    "Dr. Grant, Dr. Sattler -- you've heard of Chaos Theory?"
  • WingskenWingsken
    edited April 2011
    Aren't they lovely, aren't they glorious? These will be your transports for the afternoon.
  • Neko20Neko20
    edited April 2011
    no drivers?
  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    "That's not the problem."
    "Then what is? What is the problem?"
    "Velociraptors."

    "Would it kill you to once in your life answer the phone? Come on we gatta get this thing out of here right now, right now!"
    *Car is thrown*
    "Mommy's very angry."
  • Neko20Neko20
    edited April 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    "Dr. Grant, Dr. Sattler -- you've heard of Chaos Theory?"

    no, non-linear equations? strange attracters?
  • WingskenWingsken
    edited April 2011
    Neko20 wrote: »
    no drivers?

    No no, they run on this track in the middle of the roadway here, absolutely fantastic, spared no expense.
  • KrokeryKrokery
    edited April 2011
    And we can charge anything we want. 2,000 a day, 10,000 a day, and people will pay it. Then there's the merchandise which I can personally...( :D )
  • BrakMan2005BrakMan2005
    edited April 2011
    Wow, I can't believe no one has said any of the following yet. (I'm doing it from memory, so I may misquote them):

    Hammond: "Our attractions will be so astounding, they will blow kids minds."
    Grant: "Oh, what are those"
    Ellie: "Small versions of adults, Alan."

    and...

    Hammond: "Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!"

    and...

    Ian: "Just tell her to follow the cables ..."
    Hammond: "I know how to read a schematic!"
    ...
    Ellie: "Damn. Dead end."
    Hammond: "Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute...yeah, that was a right at the..."
    (Ian takes walkie-talkie from him)
    Ian: "Hey Ellie, it's me. Just look above you for some wires, ... pipes or cables in a strait path. Follow that."

    and...

    Hammond: "Relax, Ian...I'm not making the same mistakes twice."
    Ian: "No, you're making all new ones."

    and...
    Presenter: "...Any questions for Dr. Grant?"
    (Everyone in audiance raises hands.)
    Grant: "Any questions that are NOT about Jurassic Park?"
    (half of the hands lower)
    Grant: "Or the incident in San Fransico...which I wasn't even there for."
    (only a few hands are still up.)
  • CyberscribeCyberscribe
    edited April 2011
    "Thank God for Site B."
  • Tyrannosaur87Tyrannosaur87
    edited April 2011
    BrakMan2005 wrote: »
    Grant: "Or the incident in San Fransico...which I wasn't even there for."
    (only a few hands are still up.)

    It's actually 'Or the incident in San Diego....which I did not witness'
  • RaptorsRwkRaptorsRwk
    edited April 2011
    "He's a bit of an alarmist..."

    next day

    "clever girl... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!"
  • WingskenWingsken
    edited April 2011
    Tim: I'm stuck, the seat's got my feet.

    Grant: We'll get you out Tim.

    Lex: AAAAaarrgh

    Grant: Don't move, he can't see us if we dont move.

    Rex: *blows Grant's hat off.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited April 2011
    "So what were you doing?"
    "Evolving."
  • BLACK_HAWK94BLACK_HAWK94
    edited April 2011
    "How fast are they?"
    "Well we clocked the T-rex in at thirty miles-an-hour..."
    "T...T-rex... did you say a T-rex?"
    "Say again?"
    "Why YES, we have a T-rex!"
    "Ohhhh God"
    "Put your head in between your knees."
    "Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Saddlar... welcome to Jurassic Park."
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