[Jurassic Park quotes thread] Dodgson...

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    "Hey Carter! I got turned around in here!"
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    You seem like you have a shred of common sense, what the hell are you doing here?

    Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.
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    Where are you going
    To collect my fee Mr.Ludlow, to collect my fee...
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    "You know that chap a few years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. And they asked him, 'Why did you go up there to die?' He said, 'I didn't. I went up there to live.'"
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    "I hate computers"
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    "What-do-ya-need?!"
    "Rope a rope!"
    "A rope anything else?"
    "Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything on them"
    "No onions on mine"
    "And an apple turnover"
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    "What-do-ya-need?!"
    "Rope a rope!"
    "A rope anything else?"
    "Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything on them"
    "No onions on mine"
    "And an apple turnover"

    Idiots....
  • edited April 2011
    "Well, as least you're out of the tree."
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    Boom

    Do you hear that?

    Boom

    Thats an impact tremor thats what that is...

    Boom

    Im fairly alarmed here...
  • edited April 2011
    "Their radio is out too. Gennarro said to stay put."
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    Kids okay?

    I didnt ask why wouldnt they be

    Kids get scared

    whats there to be scared of, it's a hickup in the power, theirs nothing to be scared of

    I didnt say I was scared

    I didnt say you were scared

    I know
  • edited April 2011
    "Mr. Hammond, the phones are working."
  • edited April 2011
    This counts as a quote right?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP9Zag6AozU

    One of my favorites:
    *Nedry spat on face*
    GYYAAAAHAAAA!!! YAAHAAAA!!!!
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    Are they heavy?
    Yeah
    Then put them back their exspensive.
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    "Look at this work station..what a slob"
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    Are the velociraptor fences still working?
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    "Yes"
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    "I hate computers"

    "The feeling's mutual (chuckles)"
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    "We're fine. Call the mainland. Tell them to send the damned helicopter."
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    Its comming through the glass!
    Grant...... Grant!!
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    Oh, God help us. We're in the hands of engineers.
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    "Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler. Welcome to Jurassic Park."
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    Now none of these attractions are ready for the public of course.
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    "Hmm. I'll stay awake."
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    "Hmm. I'll stay awake."

    All night?
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    All night?

    Yea all night *sleeps*
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    Mr. Hammond I think we're back in business!
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    *Raptor come outta no where* *SCREEEECH!!!*
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    "ahhhhhhh goddamn you!"
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    "Oh Mr. Arnold..."
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    "Hey Timmy, I bet I can reach the top and get down the other side before you can even make it to the top."
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    "Our lives our in our hands and you have butterfingers?"
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    "Hey Timmy, I bet I can reach the top and get down the other side before you can even make it to the top."
    "Come on guys, It's not a race."
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    darcy1223 wrote: »
    "Our lives our in our hands and you have butterfingers?"

    (chuckles) I'm totally unappreciated in my time.
  • edited April 2011
    "I guess that means the power's off." *grabs electric fence and fakes being electrocuted* "Ahhhhhhhh!" *stops and slowly turns around to face Lex and Tim, smiling*
  • edited April 2011
    "I guess that means the power's off." *grabs electric fence and fakes being electrocuted* "Ahhhhhhhh!" *stops and slowly turns around to face Lex and Tim, smiling*

    Lex: That's not funny
    Tim: That was great!
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    "You're going to have to jump. I'll count to three. One, two, three."
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    * doesnt jump* ok i'll count to tree..... 1.......2..*ELECTROCUTED*
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    * doesnt jump* ok i'll count to tree..... 1.......2..*ELECTROCUTED*

    *catches and falls backward into some palm leaves* "He's not breathing..."

    I like the way you capitalised 'electrocuted'.
  • edited April 2011
    “They don’t have intelligence. They have what I call ‘thintelligence.” They see the immediate situation. They think narrowly and they call it ‘being focused.’ They don’t see the surround. They don’t see the consequences”
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