"You know that chap a few years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. And they asked him, 'Why did you go up there to die?' He said, 'I didn't. I went up there to live.'"
"What-do-ya-need?!"
"Rope a rope!"
"A rope anything else?"
"Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything on them"
"No onions on mine"
"And an apple turnover"
"What-do-ya-need?!"
"Rope a rope!"
"A rope anything else?"
"Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything on them"
"No onions on mine"
"And an apple turnover"
"I guess that means the power's off." *grabs electric fence and fakes being electrocuted* "Ahhhhhhhh!" *stops and slowly turns around to face Lex and Tim, smiling*
"I guess that means the power's off." *grabs electric fence and fakes being electrocuted* "Ahhhhhhhh!" *stops and slowly turns around to face Lex and Tim, smiling*
“They don’t have intelligence. They have what I call ‘thintelligence.” They see the immediate situation. They think narrowly and they call it ‘being focused.’ They don’t see the surround. They don’t see the consequences”
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Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.
To collect my fee Mr.Ludlow, to collect my fee...
"Rope a rope!"
"A rope anything else?"
"Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything on them"
"No onions on mine"
"And an apple turnover"
Idiots....
Do you hear that?
Boom
Thats an impact tremor thats what that is...
Boom
Im fairly alarmed here...
I didnt ask why wouldnt they be
Kids get scared
whats there to be scared of, it's a hickup in the power, theirs nothing to be scared of
I didnt say I was scared
I didnt say you were scared
I know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP9Zag6AozU
One of my favorites:
*Nedry spat on face*
GYYAAAAHAAAA!!! YAAHAAAA!!!!
Yeah
Then put them back their exspensive.
"The feeling's mutual (chuckles)"
Grant...... Grant!!
All night?
Yea all night *sleeps*
(chuckles) I'm totally unappreciated in my time.
Lex: That's not funny
Tim: That was great!
*catches and falls backward into some palm leaves* "He's not breathing..."
I like the way you capitalised 'electrocuted'.