You are in your bedroom. Sam & Max fills the walls, as well as your head. You are sitting at your PC. You are currently browsing the Telltale Sam & Max forum for hints as to when the Season 3 finale will be released.
You see a computer and a bed. Exits are: northeast through a window; southwest through a door.
> download finale
You refresh the purchases page tab. The finale is still not available for download.
> read waiting thread
More whinging and off-topic nonsense has appended to the thread since your last visit.
You are getting drowsy. You think of your early start in the morning.
> post text adventure parody
> close web browser
> shut down computer
> use bed
> sleep
You are in your bedroom. Sam & Max fills the walls, as well as your head. You are sitting at your PC. You are currently browsing the Telltale Sam & Max forum for hints as to when the Season 3 finale will be released.
You see a computer and a bed. Exits are: northeast through a window; southwest through a door.
> download finale
You refresh the purchases page tab. The finale is still not available for download.
> read waiting thread
More whinging and off-topic nonsense has appended to the thread since your last visit.
You are getting drowsy. You think of your early start in the morning.
> close web browser
> shut down computer
> use bed
> sleep
The commands don't seem to work. Only one option left.
> walk to window
> open window
> throw computer out the window
> pick up the phone
> call the nuthouse
Oh yeah just noticed it's the 31st and I unfortunately have not yet played 305. I have however given a demon destroying weapon to a hobo and put candles inside of said hobo
I'm gonna go to bed at 1AM. Problem is, I have to go to bed around that time anyway, so if it's released soon I won't get to play it regardless. Life is cruel.
The commands don't seem to work. Only one option left.
> walk to window
> open window
> throw computer out the window
> pick up the phone
> call the nuthouse
Today! On the Myra show!
People who spend every second of the day waiting for a game about a dog and his psycotic bunny friend. They would be better off spending their time watching re-runs of Urbane Cowboy!
Sorry. I just didn't want to add to the body count.
Pfft, if there's one thing that we have learned from Sam and Max is that it's perfectly reasonable for someone to still be alive after having its head opened and its brain removed >.>
Pfft, if there's one thing that we have learned from Sam and Max is that it's perfectly reasonable for someone to still be alive after having its head opened and its brain removed >.>
Good Point. But I better put Blooglspash's brain back (he does so) There we go. Good as new.
Comments
Well, I guess that leaves us with only one option left.
Pick up->Chainsaw
Look at->Booglesplash
Must reach 100 Pages!
Ugh, it's to graphic go look on youtube.
Use ->Chainsaw
On ->Booglesplash
Are you crazy? You can't use a chainsaw on Booglesplash's head!
Here, take some C4.
(Morning from Peer Gynt)
Lets not resort to violence so quickly. I think I can reach it through the ear... GOT IT!
Whoops. I think I broke him. Is there an engineer somewhere?
If there were, would we still be waiting?
The commands don't seem to work. Only one option left.
> walk to window
> open window
> throw computer out the window
> pick up the phone
> call the nuthouse
Good point. I'll do it myself.
>
Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse
Order Status: Refund pending
!?
Anyone else got that?
*puts back chainsaw*
Must you take the fun out of everything? >_>
Sorry. I just didn't want to add to the body count.
Oh yeah just noticed it's the 31st and I unfortunately have not yet played 305. I have however given a demon destroying weapon to a hobo and put candles inside of said hobo
Goodnight all.
> use rabbity thing with computer
Hm, still not episode. And still no 305 icon!!! Grrrrr
/refresh waiting thread
Oh dear, there's even more talk of riots, violence and insanity in the 6 new pages that just appeared.
Good Night.
Telltale is taunting us in secret, but don't worry! It'll come out in about 800 years!!!!!!!!!!
People who spend every second of the day waiting for a game about a dog and his psycotic bunny friend. They would be better off spending their time watching re-runs of Urbane Cowboy!
Pfft, if there's one thing that we have learned from Sam and Max is that it's perfectly reasonable for someone to still be alive after having its head opened and its brain removed >.>
Good Point. But I better put Blooglspash's brain back (he does so) There we go. Good as new.
Aw okay, OH LOOK AT THAT! A THREE HEADED SAM & MAX FINALE EPISODE!
Made you look!
What? Do we have a certificate?
Not me. Maybe you should contact support.
You put Lord Sammun-Mak's brain in there. Take it out before he rises to power!
I THOUGHT it smelled funny.
That's just mean.:(
Okay, I really am going now.