I'm declaring war on, uh.... the Netherlands. Who owns that? Prepare to die unless you meet my demands, foolish mortal. My demands are that I want some gold towels. pls.
Madagascar used to be a pirate haven, so I'll request that since the Caribbean has been taken.
And, in a complete twist, I'd also like to request Hawaii, which I shall rename Ninjamaica, as a haven for ninjas.
Also, a small parcel of land somewhere in Europe which is to be named Freedonia, and shall be overseen by Rufus T. Firefly.
And one more, if it's not too much trouble: San Rafael, CA
I shall oversee my far-reaching empire from my orbiting death ray. (I bought orbiting rights from the big-hatted guy. Had to get credit from the storekeeper.)
In recompense for this lengthy request, I shall build a monument in your honor, The Apenpaaparthenon.
I've thought about it, and granted your request. Madagaskar, Hawaii, and San Rafael are yours, and Freedonia is Rufus T. Firefly's.
You spelt "same" wrong. There's an E after the M. I notice, however, that after reading this post, you must have gone back in time and fixed it. Clever, but don't think we didn't notice.
The Isle of Freeman's (pop. 80,000) general army (250 units) launches a hostile takeover of the Principality of Sealand (pop. 6). Needless to say it doesn't end well.
The Isle of Freeman's (pop. 80,000) general army (250 units) launches a hostile takeover of the Principality of Sealand (pop. 6). Needless to say it doesn't end well.
How about trade relations, then? I have yaks and ridiculously tall mountains.
I accept! I feel the need for a few yaks. I can give you a couple of giant stone heads, or some grass. It seems Easter Island has a lot of grass. I also, if you wish, have Kiwi's (the bird) available in Zealand, should you want any.
I am renaming my half of France to 'Le France' and it is known to everyone else but the French as 'The France'. Also, a harsh dictatorship ruled under an iron hook.
You know Istanbul here looks a little too lonely. And I only reached around 17m of my 60m quota.
Hmm. I want Greece (11m), Albania (3m), Bulgaria (8m), Norway (4m), Macedonia(2m), Serbia(7m), Kosovo (2m), and the cities in Turkey in between Greece/Bulgaria border and Istanbul, and Kocaeli too. That might make 5m more.
EDIT: Blasted! Silverwolfpet got some places that I want. Okay, forget my last order (and my sneaky try of getting Norway again). Just give me the whole Turkey. If I fill up my quota just crop some of eastlands.
I accept! I feel the need for a few yaks. I can give you a couple of giant stone heads, or some grass. It seems Easter Island has a lot of grass. I also, if you wish, have Kiwi's (the bird) available in Zealand, should you want any.
I would like a giant stone head please. I think it will look good on top of Mt. Everest.
I am renaming my half of France to 'Le France' and it is known to everyone else but the French as 'The France'. Also, a harsh dictatorship ruled under an iron hook.
Le gasp! You've just changed France's gender, too! :eek:
Since Tokyo is taken, I want New York City. The name will remain the same but now everyone that lives there is gonna be kicked out unless they provide a service that is relevant to me. Also, we'll get to work on staging giant monster battles right away. I'm not sure what the new Tokyo government's viewpoint on giant monster battles is, but if they are still allowing them then our monsters will be better. Unless you're willing to loan us Godzilla for a bit to do a crossover, in which case you guys are cool with the New York City government. By the way, my borders should contain some waters around Manhattan(possibly an entire ocean?) for aquatic monster battles and ship combat, as well as ships randomly carrying gigantic stores of gold to give the pirate nation something to loot.
Since Tokyo is taken, I want New York City. The name will remain the same but now everyone that lives there is gonna be kicked out unless they provide a service that is relevant to me. Also, we'll get to work on staging giant monster battles right away. I'm not sure what the new Tokyo government's viewpoint on giant monster battles is, but if they are still allowing them then our monsters will be better. Unless you're willing to loan us Godzilla for a bit to do a crossover, in which case you guys are cool with the New York City government. By the way, my borders should contain some waters around Manhattan(possibly an entire ocean?) for aquatic monster battles and ship combat, as well as ships randomly carrying gigantic stores of gold to give the pirate nation something to loot.
You know what? I want all the oceans. The oceans should be mine. NYC would be nice but I want the seas at my command, or like, most of the oceans of the world. In the open ocean, far from anyone else's border, enforced darwinism would be in effect. If two boats meet in the ocean, they must fight. If they do not, my fleet will intervene by fighting them. Such is the law of the ocean: You must fight for your keep to the bitter end. Also, I get to keep anything that hits the ocean floor after the loser sinks. Them's the rules of the sea.
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Forgot about that.
How about Easter Island then? I always liked those giant heads.
rofl
Yay! Fairy floss and crazy rides for all!
How about Alaska, It has a small population? plus, you misspelled honor.
I've thought about it, and granted your request. Madagaskar, Hawaii, and San Rafael are yours, and Freedonia is Rufus T. Firefly's.
No.
In fact I had heard of Swaziland.
Easter Island is claimed by the nation of Zealand.
That's a bit too populous. Could you specify what part you want?
No, I didn't misspell honour. You misspelled "Svalbard", though. Have fun being it's next ruler.
While we're all at it, "it" doesn't need an apostrophe when it's posessive.
>.>
You mispelt "possessive".
You misspelt "misspelt".
EDIT: ninja-ed!
Yeah, let's continue on our serious conversation of sharing the planet and giving the lands silly names and all.
I'm glad we're on the same page.
You spelt "same" wrong. There's an E after the M. I notice, however, that after reading this post, you must have gone back in time and fixed it. Clever, but don't think we didn't notice.
Welcome to the Principality of Freeland!
That's mine. Don't be a stranger though. If you arrive at Easter then you can participate in the Great Easter Egg hunt!
How about trade relations, then? I have yaks and ridiculously tall mountains.
Poor Sealand, this'll be its second invasion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealand#Occupation_by_Roy_Bates_and_the_establishment_of_Sealand
I mean seriously... why?
I accept! I feel the need for a few yaks. I can give you a couple of giant stone heads, or some grass. It seems Easter Island has a lot of grass. I also, if you wish, have Kiwi's (the bird) available in Zealand, should you want any.
I want all the small and obscure places, it's harder to destroy them because they are so widespread.
Please?
(BoneFreakia?)
There you go again: It's spelt S-V-A-L-B-A-R-D, not Alaska. Alaska is an entirely different part of the world.
I was wondering when someone would see the opportunity to claim an entire continent. Enjoy BoneFreakia.
I did not want Svalbard! I wanted Alaska, which is left of Canada, but I am O.K with Svalbard.
Hmm. I want Greece (11m), Albania (3m), Bulgaria (8m), Norway (4m), Macedonia(2m), Serbia(7m), Kosovo (2m), and the cities in Turkey in between Greece/Bulgaria border and Istanbul, and Kocaeli too. That might make 5m more.
EDIT: Blasted! Silverwolfpet got some places that I want. Okay, forget my last order (and my sneaky try of getting Norway again). Just give me the whole Turkey. If I fill up my quota just crop some of eastlands.
Maybe.It depends whether you want to relocate Scotland a little bit.
Being King a wales is awesome. I can dictate where Doctor Who gets filmed
You mean your whole country?
I would like a giant stone head please. I think it will look good on top of Mt. Everest.
I will trade several yaks and a free mountain climbing excursion for it to be filmed in Tibet.
Also, sherpas.
Le gasp! You've just changed France's gender, too! :eek:
He can have my ocean space as well.