Sorry, I have already given it away gathering an army against me would be useless, as Scandinavia is no longer mine. Gathering it against doodinthemood would be a much better idea. I'll give you Svalbard. It'll be a nice place to stage an attack on Norway from, and I hear it's not completely frozen over yet at this time of year.
Should you decide to raise that army against me, though:
ARR! I'll be ready for ye, ye landlubberin' bilgerat!
I always wanted an earth of my own. If I decide to go skull knucklin', why not aiming for the best?
I'll take North America. I'll name it Hyrule, then change my name to King Ganondorf Dragmire. If the Hero of Time shows up to conquer serve me and my reign of terror love, I'll kill recruit him. You will have free access to as much restorative Lon Lon Milk as you prefer, as well as your own cow and horse. Free of charge.
I'll take North America. I'll name it Hyrule, then change my name to King Ganondorf Dragmire. If the Hero of Time shows up to conquer serve me and my reign of terror love, I'll kill recruit him. You will have free access to as much restorative Lon Lon Milk as you prefer, as well as your own cow and horse. Free of charge.
I already "have" New England and Fealiks has Canada PLZ. I'll give you the rest of the US if I can have the entire East Coast.
I'll take North America. I'll name it Hyrule, then change my name to King Ganondorf Dragmire. If the Hero of Time shows up to conquer serve me and my reign of terror love, I'll kill recruit him. You will have free access to as much restorative Lon Lon Milk as you prefer, as well as your own cow and horse. Free of charge.
Sorry, too large. You can get a couple of states or a piece of Mexico, though.
I rename my half of France "Fravi" because I lack imagination.
I'm going to focus on tourism, especially Paris.
Also, I'd like to take Belgium as well, since I'm still under the 50 million allowed.
And I treat my peasants right. Actually I have a parliamentary monarchy so I don't have to deal with all that stuff, there is a Prime Minister for that. I'm still the Queen though, meaning that SeanT and Ragabash are both Kings. I hereby declare an alliance with whichever territories they might own (although they're probably both too busy to play this game).
Fiine. Istanbul and Kentucky. I want to replace the names of both with each other just for the confusion and the lulz. Oh and, thicker wrap doughs for KFC's Toasted Twister!
As for the whole country's name, I'm thinking of naming it Norway to make it up the fact that I was unable to get the real Norway. Then I'll cry at my misfortune.
Japan has a lot more people than I will allow you to rule. Pick a region. Britain is only slightly over 50 million, but I think the place could be in pretty high demand, so pick Scotland, England, or Wales.
That's no way to talk to the ruler of the world. I'd refuse your request, except you're requesting Scandinavia. I could use someone with your attitude in charge of the former Vikings. Speaking of which, Scandinavia has been lacking in the "sailing to distant shores and plundering them" department the past millenium. I sure hope your ideas will include pillaging.
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I like it. When Winslow drew up the current version of the world map, he forgot Iceland and Denmark are parts of Scandinavia too, but he'll remedy it in a future version of the map. Secret government base in one of Iceland's volcanoes is a great idea. Just don't forget I want to see Longboats show up on Europe's shores again.
I'm not giving you the oceans. While they stay under the population limit, it would mess up my map. You can get a package deal of a couple of seas, though, if you want water.
I rename my half of France "Fravi" because I lack imagination.
I'm going to focus on tourism, especially Paris.
Also, I'd like to take Belgium as well, since I'm still under the 50 million allowed.
I doubt anyone else wants Belgium anyway, so it's yours.
Fiine. Istanbul and Kentucky. I want to replace the names of both with each other just for the confusion and the lulz. Oh and, thicker wrap doughs for KFC's Toasted Twister!
As for the whole country's name, I'm thinking of naming it Norway to make it up the fact that I was unable to get the real Norway. Then I'll cry at my misfortune.
Hehehe, guess Svalbard really cooled you down, eh? Okay, the state of Istanbul and the city-state of Kentucky are yours. I want Svalbard back, though. It'll be a great place to send other people who threaten to rise up against me.
No can do. Capitalization is very important. It makes the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse yesterday." and "i had to help my uncle jack off a horse yesterday." Such differences could prove disastrous (And not in a good and/or funny way) in the hands of a head of state. And even if you did capitalize, India is way too populous.
Madagascar used to be a pirate haven, so I'll request that since the Caribbean has been taken.
And, in a complete twist, I'd also like to request Hawaii, which I shall rename Ninjamaica, as a haven for ninjas.
Also, a small parcel of land somewhere in Europe which is to be named Freedonia, and shall be overseen by Rufus T. Firefly.
And one more, if it's not too much trouble: San Rafael, CA
I shall oversee my far-reaching empire from my orbiting death ray. (I bought orbiting rights from the big-hatted guy. Had to get credit from the storekeeper.)
In recompense for this lengthy request, I shall build a monument in your honor, The Apenpaaparthenon.
Hehehe, guess Svalbard really cooled you down, eh? Okay, the state of Istanbul and the city-state of Kentucky are yours. I want Svalbard back, though. It'll be a great place to send other people who threaten to rise up against me.
You can have it. I can't even spell the name. Thou shall not rule unless ye spell.
I rename the newly united lands of Istanbul and Kentucky; Kenstantinople: Land of pirated copies of Windows 7 served with coleslaw. Or just Kenstantinople. I might use that long line for our new anthem.
No can do. Capitalization is very important. It makes the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse yesterday." and "i had to help my uncle jack off a horse yesterday." Such differences could prove disastrous (And not in a good and/or funny way) in the hands of a head of state. And even if you did capitalize, India is way too populous.
I can do better. How about this "Can i have India?"
One man got all of Canada and part of the United States
The first post states rules, and the rules say "no more than 50 million people". Canada has like 30 million, while India has what, a billion?
It's divided not by size but population, so you'll have to take that into account.
Madagascar used to be a pirate haven, so I'll request that since the Caribbean has been taken.
And, in a complete twist, I'd also like to request Hawaii, which I shall rename Ninjamaica, as a haven for ninjas.
Also, a small parcel of land somewhere in Europe which is to be named Freedonia, and shall be overseen by Rufus T. Firefly.
And one more, if it's not too much trouble: San Rafael, CA
I shall oversee my far-reaching empire from my orbiting death ray. (I bought orbiting rights from the big-hatted guy. Had to get credit from the storekeeper.)
In recompense for this lengthy request, I shall build a monument in your honor, The Apenpaaparthenon.
I'll consider it. I'm too lazy to make a new map now anyway, so I have some time to think about it.
One man got all of Canada and part of the United States
Yeah, but there are living like 30 Canadians and 20 Rednecks in the area I gave him, while even giving you a single Indian train would be over the 50 million people limit.
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I always wanted an earth of my own. If I decide to go skull knucklin', why not aiming for the best?
But I like Norway. Pretty icebergs o,o
I am requesting that it be taken off and given to me so that I can name it The Isle of Freeman.
and cute little scottie dogs
Throw in battered mars bars and it's a deal.
I already "have" New England and Fealiks has Canada PLZ. I'll give you the rest of the US if I can have the entire East Coast.
OK. All I really wanted from the East Coast was New England, New York, and Washington D.C, but the rest could be... useful, especially Disneyland.
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Good thing someone else beat me to get Norway, or else I'd be going with the flow.
Matey, we allways want more trade through our waters. It's a deal.
Sorry, too large. You can get a couple of states or a piece of Mexico, though.
Okay. That means once someone claims Papua New Gunea, the entire Australian continent has been taken.
You did get a nice piece of ocean, though.
Okay. You couldn't be any worse than it's current ownership, so go ahead.
Silverwolfpet, I appoint thee Vampire Lord of Romania.
I'm going to focus on tourism, especially Paris.
Also, I'd like to take Belgium as well, since I'm still under the 50 million allowed.
And I treat my peasants right. Actually I have a parliamentary monarchy so I don't have to deal with all that stuff, there is a Prime Minister for that. I'm still the Queen though, meaning that SeanT and Ragabash are both Kings. I hereby declare an alliance with whichever territories they might own (although they're probably both too busy to play this game).
As for the whole country's name, I'm thinking of naming it Norway to make it up the fact that I was unable to get the real Norway. Then I'll cry at my misfortune.
note to self: Never type an all that as one word
I doubt anyone else wants Belgium anyway, so it's yours.
Hehehe, guess Svalbard really cooled you down, eh? Okay, the state of Istanbul and the city-state of Kentucky are yours. I want Svalbard back, though. It'll be a great place to send other people who threaten to rise up against me.
You already have Tokio and New England. What would you do if I gave you the rest of the East Coast?
No can do. Capitalization is very important. It makes the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse yesterday." and "i had to help my uncle jack off a horse yesterday." Such differences could prove disastrous (And not in a good and/or funny way) in the hands of a head of state. And even if you did capitalize, India is way too populous.
Nope. You can rule over a maximum of 50 million people.
If so, I would like the Isle of Ewe. Just because of the name.
I have a few small requests...
Madagascar used to be a pirate haven, so I'll request that since the Caribbean has been taken.
And, in a complete twist, I'd also like to request Hawaii, which I shall rename Ninjamaica, as a haven for ninjas.
Also, a small parcel of land somewhere in Europe which is to be named Freedonia, and shall be overseen by Rufus T. Firefly.
And one more, if it's not too much trouble: San Rafael, CA
I shall oversee my far-reaching empire from my orbiting death ray. (I bought orbiting rights from the big-hatted guy. Had to get credit from the storekeeper.)
In recompense for this lengthy request, I shall build a monument in your honor, The Apenpaaparthenon.
I would make Tokyo and D.C. two parts of a huge Telltale theme park. The only way between parks is by Telltale-themed planes.
You can have it. I can't even spell the name. Thou shall not rule unless ye spell.
I rename the newly united lands of Istanbul and Kentucky; Kenstantinople: Land of pirated copies of Windows 7 served with coleslaw. Or just Kenstantinople. I might use that long line for our new anthem.
I can do better. How about this "Can i have India?"
I like the way you still resist capitalizing when you address yourself.
I think the real reason why you couldn't get the land is because it's simply too populated. It would be unfair.
One man got all of Canada and part of the United States
But it's only Canada.
The first post states rules, and the rules say "no more than 50 million people". Canada has like 30 million, while India has what, a billion?
It's divided not by size but population, so you'll have to take that into account.
I'll consider it. I'm too lazy to make a new map now anyway, so I have some time to think about it.
You already have the technological capital of the world, and will thus receive millions of geek pilgrims. Your empire is large enough.
Silverwolfpet took all of Romania.
No. It's too populous.
Yeah, but there are living like 30 Canadians and 20 Rednecks in the area I gave him, while even giving you a single Indian train would be over the 50 million people limit.
Klatuu asked for it first, and he's going to build a monument in my honour.
oh, nobody asked for it... I guess i'll take it then....
Also Swaziland, cos I wanna be the dick who asks for a country that I think you mightn't have heard of