Perfect. It'll seperate the stragglers from those of us who are meant for this type of work.
Now all we need is a pool of volunteers. I will be first to volunteer because as an employee at this park i want to be able to handle myself should something go wrong.
Now all we need is a pool of volunteers. I will be first to volunteer because as an employee at this park i want to be able to handle myself should something go wrong.
I volunteer also. I wouldn't do much good if I didn't have any training with the animals and in certain scenarios
Now we just need another 100 or so volunteers. That shouldnt be too hard.:D
Asking people to put their lives on the line and their careers and personal lives on hold for 2 years for the good of a park filled with dinosaurs? Should be a piece of cake.
Asking people to put their lives on the line and their careers and personal lives on hold for 2 years for the good of a park filled with dinosaurs? Should be a piece of cake.
Yeah and if not then theres always the homeless and orphans.
That works. Orphans or not, you never know when one might get wise and try to file a lawsuit against us.
Thats why we would have a big glass enclosure to show the kids working . Then if the feds start snooping around we simply pass them off as another attraction like the "It's a small world" ride even though you know all those kids are real.:cool:
Thats why we would have a big glass enclosure to show the kids working . Then if the feds start snooping around we simply pass them off as another attraction like the "It's a small world" ride even though you know all those kids are real.:cool:
I would suggest putting a sign that says 'Dinosaur Feeding Pen' or something along those lines above the viewport just for comedic effect, but that'd probably lead to even more trouble
I would suggest putting a sign that says 'Dinosaur Feeding Pen' or something along those lines above the viewport just for comedic effect, but that'd probably lead to even more trouble
Actually i was thinking of a sign that reads "your tax dollars at WORK" (big emphasis on work).
No its not dino-dropping. It's the size of your ice-cream.
I suppose that's acceptable. I'll contact your assistant/secretary/you regarding my 'pwnage' ideas and we'll have a meeting sometime next week. Thank you, sir.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have months to go, plenty of time to continue the development of our park, as Head of Holding Onto One's Game Warden, I designate the next few months up to the release of the game to be months of doubled work effort, let's get those guns, stores, hotels, and of course, dinos, into the trash heap we paid good money for and earn some dosh!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have months to go, plenty of time to continue the development of our park, as Head of Holding Onto One's Game Warden, I designate the next few months up to the release of the game to be months of doubled work effort, let's get those guns, stores, hotels, and of course, dinos, into the trash heap we paid good money for and earn some dosh!
I must admit, unfortunately, we have made some embarrassing /wrong calculations, both on the personnel side which is not completely solid. There are some things we need to look at, as the flavors we have in our ice cream products. Today we only have strawberry and some strange siberian Flower that tastes like underwear. The water tattoos on the kids doesn't work properly also. Small things, will probably be back in October, November. Will get back to you! //The Park
Can I be security? I can hire a bunch of little Costa Rican guards, whom you will eventually find bits and pieces of laying around the Visitors Center!
Can I be security? I can hire a bunch of little Costa Rican guards, whom you will eventually find bits and pieces of laying around the Visitors Center!
Who doesn't want to step on an ear?
Well you can apply as one of those guards however we already have a warden
Well you can apply as one of those guards however we already have a warden
If I get to be one that lives, and speaks English then I'd like to apply!:D I have some military training, so I could guard those vending machines like nobody's business!
And in the VERY VERY VERY unlikely case a dinosaur/poorly executed espionage related incident occurs, I could shoot things!:cool:
If I get to be one that lives, and speaks English then I'd like to apply!:D I have some military training, so I could guard those vending machines like nobody's business!
And in the VERY VERY VERY unlikely case a dinosaur/poorly executed espionage related incident occurs, I could shoot things!:cool:
Luckily for you safety is our number 1 concern and no expense is being spared welcome to the team
Would security fall under the same category as Park Rangers?
I don't see why not they are our only protection from the dino's in the unlikely event of a power outage in that they act as "squad leaders" for the ordinary guards.
I don't see why not they are our only protection from the dino's in the unlikely event of a power outage in that they act as "squad leaders" for the ordinary guards.
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Now all we need is a pool of volunteers. I will be first to volunteer because as an employee at this park i want to be able to handle myself should something go wrong.
I volunteer also. I wouldn't do much good if I didn't have any training with the animals and in certain scenarios
Now we just need another 100 or so volunteers. That shouldnt be too hard.:D
Asking people to put their lives on the line and their careers and personal lives on hold for 2 years for the good of a park filled with dinosaurs? Should be a piece of cake.
Yeah and if not then theres always the homeless and orphans.
A little dark, but it works.
It won't? But what about all the charts and diagrams that I created? All the hard work I put into our future 'pwnage' ideas?
You can't do this to me!
Well the orphans would mainly be tasked with making the ranger equipment and cheap over priced toys. so we hit two birds with one stone or orphan.
Excellent, and how about the kegs of beer for high-end research?
those go to my builders. Thats how we pay them keeps them focused.
That works. Orphans or not, you never know when one might get wise and try to file a lawsuit against us.
Thats why we would have a big glass enclosure to show the kids working . Then if the feds start snooping around we simply pass them off as another attraction like the "It's a small world" ride even though you know all those kids are real.:cool:
I would suggest putting a sign that says 'Dinosaur Feeding Pen' or something along those lines above the viewport just for comedic effect, but that'd probably lead to even more trouble
Actually i was thinking of a sign that reads "your tax dollars at WORK" (big emphasis on work).
Bold. I like it
Bold and underlined so they know we mean buisness.
Definitely works
No its not dino-dropping. It's the size of your ice-cream.
I suppose that's acceptable. I'll contact your assistant/secretary/you regarding my 'pwnage' ideas and we'll have a meeting sometime next week. Thank you, sir.
I was about oto suggest the same thing
What are your skills? Today we much prefer people that keep deadlines.
Do you have references?
Who doesn't want to step on an ear?
Well you can apply as one of those guards however we already have a warden
If I get to be one that lives, and speaks English then I'd like to apply!:D I have some military training, so I could guard those vending machines like nobody's business!
And in the VERY VERY VERY unlikely case a dinosaur/poorly executed espionage related incident occurs, I could shoot things!:cool:
Luckily for you safety is our number 1 concern and no expense is being spared welcome to the team
I don't see why not they are our only protection from the dino's in the unlikely event of a power outage in that they act as "squad leaders" for the ordinary guards.
Makes sense to me
yes but we still need a lovable and teddy bear like old man with a cane.
We must bring him back by cloning him and mixing his DNA with that of a frog!
Oh, the joke's been done.