Oh! Excellent comeback. Just brilliant. This is why you're the ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN.
Thank you, thank you. I spent a whole three minutes on it.
*takes a bow*
Also, I would like to mention that I have nothing in particular against doormats. I am acquainted with several and I find them extremely useful for wiping my feet.
Thank you, thank you. I spent a whole three minutes on it.
*takes a bow*
Also, I would like to mention that I have nothing in particular against doormats. I am acquainted with several and I find them extremely useful for wiping my feet.
I don't use them and therefore leave tiretracks of mud in the homes of my enemies.
What's it like? Being a giant liar? With pants constantly on fire!?
Hey! Fire makes things seventy-five percent more awesome!
Also, the amusing part is that I totally made fun of you for not being able to do something that I can't do easily myself. Yup. I'm a class act hypocrite.
Hey! Fire makes things seventy-five percent more awesome!
Also, the amusing part is that I totally made fun of you for not being able to do something that I can't do easily myself. Yup. I'm a class act hypocrite.
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...dammit.
It is only fitting, I suppose, that we somehow managed to derail your own thread.
And now there's no point in rerailing it since it's so late. Hooray!
Precisely! I also don't think anyone really cares how derailed this one gets.
Also, I do believe this makes post number 2000 for me! Yay!
Hooray! Celebrations! All hail Allie's victory!!! OR ELSE
Also, the "or else" pleases me. There's nothing quite like forcing people to celebrate that really gets everyone into the festive mood.
It's like Kim Jong Il's birthday all over again!
YES! Well...except fewer starving people. I'm assuming this, at least.
The less you shout "let them eat cake" the better, we'll say.
I will eat the cake very quietly by myself. I am very attached to my head, after all.
Better split that goddamn cake with me since I still didn't get a proper birthday present out of you. Meanie. WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE
Sure. You may have half of the cake. And I take pride in being a meanie. And a miser.
You forgot bitch.
Not really. Can you imagine?
If I were a female dog, I would take pride in that as well. Actually, I'd probably take pride in it anyway, because it means I'm not a doormat.
Oh! Excellent comeback. Just brilliant. This is why you're the ETERNAL QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN.
Thank you, thank you. I spent a whole three minutes on it.
*takes a bow*
Also, I would like to mention that I have nothing in particular against doormats. I am acquainted with several and I find them extremely useful for wiping my feet.
I don't use them and therefore leave tiretracks of mud in the homes of my enemies.
As you should, as you should. It's like a signature! It says "Pants was here."
Either that, or it says "two people rode bicycles very close together through your house."
It's hard to tell which one is more frightening.
The Pants one at least implies I was in their home. Far more frightening.
This is very true. Who knows what you might have been up to! Nothing is safe!
...except for things on high shelves.:p
Oh my. Tell me you didn't go there.
Okay. I didn't go there.
What's it like? Being a giant liar? With pants constantly on fire!?
Hey! Fire makes things seventy-five percent more awesome!
Also, the amusing part is that I totally made fun of you for not being able to do something that I can't do easily myself. Yup. I'm a class act hypocrite.
Not going to hit me with a Monarch picture? That's where I stole it from, after all. THE MONARCH!
Agreed. Fire rules. Also, lol hypocrisy.