Happy Birthday Commrade Pants!!

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  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    Iv never been drunk nor do I drink at all.
    jeeno0142 wrote: »
    Ditto. But I have tried alcohol. It didn't taste very nice. I'll stick with J2O's.

    In that case I'm beginning to suspect it is the unsavoury company I keep rather than any particular national differences. ;)
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    I just got back from actually getting the closest to drunk I've ever been. Sake, of all the weeaboo things in the world, was my beverage.
  • edited April 2011
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    I do think that the drinking culture is emphasised less in the US than it is in AU/UK. A couple of Americans I know have claimed to never have been drunk, but I can't think of a single Aussie or Brit of my acquaintance in the same boat.

    Yeah, it occurred to me the other day that I have no idea how much of a lightweight I may or may not be, as I've never had enough booze at once to even begin finding out.
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    I've been fully blown-out drunk a few times, but the novelty has long since worn off for me. Now when I get too drunk, I just start wishing I was sober so that I could have my eye-hand coordination back.

    It's extremely frustrating to want to get some gaming done, but you're still too wasted to control the damn thing. And as I've said before, NEVER be drunk while on the 360 if your credit card info is already in it. Suddenly MS points don't mean anything, and you wake up the next morning wondering why your HDD is full of games you can't afford.

    That said, there's a sweet spot of tipsiness that I do enjoy quite a bit. Just enough to get me feeling social.
  • edited April 2011
    Nasty wife-beaters! You all must be, as all wine-os are wife-beaters. Except Guru. He's not a wine-o. He's still a wife-beater though.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2011
    Nasty wife-beaters! You all must be, as all wine-os are wife-beaters.

    I gotta get me a wife! I shall beat her at everything from kart racing to chess!
  • edited April 2011
    Get two. Then you can beat each other.

    ...

    At being wine-os and at wifebeating.

    I just slapped myself.
  • edited April 2011
    I had drinks as a kid and teenager all the time. And by that I mean drinks poured by friends and family (cider, wine, champagne, things like that).
    I don't like alcohol at all, but I like some alcohols, once they're alcohol-free. For instance, stuff cooked with alcohol, because the alcohol evaporates and what's left is the taste of the rest. Which in the drink is overpowered so I never get to taste it.

    So yeah, for me alcohol was like coffee as a kid. That thing adults drank that was disgusting and that they'd try to make you drink too every so often and you'd accept to be polite.

    I do think there is a cultural aspect to it. I've never seen alcohol as such a big deal in France as it seems to be in the US. You're allowed to drink it in the street, and street vendors that sell food usually sell cans of beers along cans of soda (and of course beer is an option in McDonald's, too). On the other hand, I haven't met many people who drank alcohol outside of meals in France.

    Personally, I only really like cider. As in apple cider, the French kind. Never could find it in North America, when people have offered it in restaurants it was either apple juice or too strong. And really ultimately I prefer the alcohol-free sparkling stuff. Preferable apple flavoured.
  • edited April 2011
    Alcohol is the vile elixir of life. Also, I like whiskys
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited April 2011
    What's that "alcohol" stuff everyone keeps talking about?
  • edited April 2011
    I love how my birthday thread is still going on and the video of me getting a lapdance has even been removed. Also, the topic has turned to inebriation. I love this forum.
  • edited April 2011
    Well, if it were to happen to anybody's birthday thread, it would have to be yours.
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    Well, if it were to happen to anybody's birthday thread, it would have to be yours.

    I suppose so. Well stated, tovarisch.
  • edited April 2011
    I love how my birthday thread is still going on and the video of me getting a lapdance has even been removed. Also, the topic has turned to inebriation. I love this forum.

    If it was my birthday thread, a video involving alcohol would have been removed and we'd be talking about lapdances.
  • edited April 2011
    Avistew wrote: »
    If it was my birthday thread, a video involving alcohol would have been removed and we'd be talking about lapdances.

    If this were my birthday thread, a lapdance involving alcohol would have probably never happened, and we'd be talking about videos.
  • edited April 2011
    I want lapdancing lessions for my Birthday.
  • edited April 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    I want lapdancing lessions for my Birthday.

    I would think that a lapdancing lesion would be very uncomfortable.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    I want lapdancing lessions for my Birthday.

    I read that as "lapdancing lesions" and was like... ew. :p

    EDIT: ooh snap Alcoremortis!
  • edited April 2011
    I would think that a lapdancing lesion would be very uncomfortable.

    You are one hilarious woman, Alcore. Most people would chide him for his spelling, but no! You went the extra mile and everyone adores you for it.
  • edited April 2011
    I keep misreading it as lapdancing lessons.
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    You are one hilarious woman, Alcore. Most people would chide him for his spelling, but no! You went the extra mile and everyone adores you for it.

    I couldn't help myself.
  • edited April 2011
    I love how my birthday thread is still going on and the video of me getting a lapdance has even been removed. Also, the topic has turned to inebriation. I love this forum.

    Pants lapdance vid!?!?! Now that would've been a sight to behold!

    I got a lapdance once, I just felt awkward and weird as opposed to aroused

    Also...
    You are one hilarious woman, Alcore. Most people would chide him for his spelling, but no! You went the extra mile and everyone adores you for it.

    I move that you two get a room. Does anyone wish to second the motion?
  • edited April 2011
    Sure. I volunteer your room, Jed. And your bed.
  • edited April 2011
    She never did get me a present. Meanie.

    JedExodus wrote: »
    Pants lapdance vid!?!?! Now that would've been a sight to behold!

    I got a lapdance once, I just felt awkward and weird as opposed to aroused

    That's about how it was here, especially considering it was posted to my Facebook. My Facebook that my mum and several women whom I would like to avoid enraging frequent.
  • edited April 2011
    Sure. I volunteer your room, Jed. And your bed.

    I think my room needs some sort of action happening in it anyway, it needs to learn the facts of life
  • edited April 2011
    JedExodus wrote: »
    I think my room needs some sort of action happening in it anyway, it needs to learn the facts of life

    Coming from you, SuperJesus; that's the saddest thing I've read all day.
  • edited April 2011
    Coming from you, SuperJesus; that's the saddest thing I've read all day.

    Worry ye not, I have taught other rooms many a lesson
  • edited April 2011
    She never did get me a present. Meanie.

    I'm a starving college student, what do you expect? Though, if they'll let me back into the morgue gift shop, I'll totally get you a souvenir.
  • edited April 2011
    Ok, that works. It's um... just as awesome. Yay?
  • edited April 2011
    Ok, that works. It's um... just as awesome. Yay?

    It's all about bragging rights. Pure and simple.
  • edited April 2011
    It's all about bragging rights. Pure and simple.

    Well, you did it. You lost me. Happy?
  • edited April 2011
    Well, you did it. You lost me. Happy?

    YES! I mean...uh...sorry about that.
  • edited April 2011
    YES! I mean...uh...sorry about that.

    I demand compensation.
  • edited April 2011
    I demand compensation.

    Why certainly. Here you go:

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    Why certainly. Here you go:

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    Somehow, I feel duped.
  • edited April 2011
    Somehow, I feel duped.

    *innocent smile*

    I have no idea why you would ever think that.
  • edited April 2011
    *innocent smile*

    I have no idea why you would ever think that.

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