Eye Surgery: The Report

edited August 2011 in General Chat
For those of you who don't know (or don't remember), I had eye surgery this past May.

I was born with a disease called ocular albinism. I lack pigment in my body. When I was born, my eyes were translucent, and my vision was hovering around 250/20, with glasses affixed to my face. (For comparison, 20/20 is perfect human vision, 50/20 while wearing glasses is the worst your eyes can be and still be allowed to drive. My vision was five times worse than that).

Anyway, as I got older, my eyes did improve somewhat, and when I was in fifth grade my eye doctor had me add in video games as a means f improving coordination and reaction time. It improved to about 100/20, or one fifth of perfect human vision. Normally, this would be considered visually impaired, and not legally blind, but my photophobia (light sensitivity), 150 degrees of deviation (uncontrollable shaking in my eyes) and the fact that I had no peripheral vision meant that I was still very much legally blind. Oh, and I had no muscular control over my left eye.

I just got back from the ophthalmologist, who checked up on me post op. I now have muscular control over both my eyes, only 4 degrees of deviation, and peripheral vision.

Oh, and I'm 70/20 now, and the doctor says I'll probably go to 60/20 by next year as my eyes adjust post-op. I may hit the magic 50/20, and someday be able to drive.

In short,

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I AM NO LONGER LEGALLY BLIND!

Comments

  • edited August 2011
    Huzzah!!!!! Glad to hear it!
  • edited August 2011
    Great, I was getting tired of raising my voice so you could hear me all the time.
  • edited August 2011
    Great, I was getting tired of raising my voice so you could hear me all the time.

    You, my friend, are an evil, evil man.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited August 2011
    Congratulations, that's fantastic news!
  • edited August 2011
    Wow, i'm really happy for you! And you spared the gory surgery details.

    Euch, eyes.

    Did you get cool eyepatches?
  • edited August 2011
    If you do want some gory details, click the spoilers. WARNING: GORY.
    I cried blood for about two weeks after the surgery.
  • edited August 2011
    It wasn't anything like the eye surgery in Final Destination 5 was it?

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    Seriously, though, I'm glad it went well. I wish you good things ocularly for the future.
  • edited August 2011
    Congratulations, divisionten! Glad to hear you're doing well!
  • edited August 2011
    Congrats! It's awesome :)
  • edited August 2011
    Hear-hear! Brilliant news! :)
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited August 2011
    It wasn't anything like the eye surgery in Final Destination 5 was it?

    If I remember correctly, divisonten mentioned those clockwork orange keep-eye-open thingies specifically back then. So, yeah.
  • edited August 2011
    If I remember correctly, divisonten mentioned those clockwork orange keep-eye-open thingies specifically back then. So, yeah.

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  • edited August 2011
    Vainamoinen is right.
    part of the surgery was done while I was awake and not on any medication and I did have one of those Clockeork contraptions on me.
    but it was worn it in the end.
  • edited August 2011
    If you do want some gory details, click the spoilers. WARNING: GORY.
    I cried blood for about two weeks after the surgery.

    You sure it was that and not some sort of demonic possession or something? =P

    Congrats, how's it feel to be able to see that much better than most of your life?
  • edited August 2011
    I'm very glad for you! Congratulations!
  • edited August 2011
    Thank you for sharing with us. Thank you.
  • edited August 2011
    If you do want some gory details, click the spoilers. WARNING: GORY.
    I cried blood for about two weeks after the surgery.

    You're like Jesus.
  • edited August 2011
    Good to hear!

    Suddenly having peripheral vision has gotta be crazy. All those paranoia-inducing optical illusions that happen in periphery, ready to be experienced for the first time... fun! :D
  • edited August 2011
    JedExodus wrote: »
    Hear-hear! Brilliant news! :)

    No, not "hear, hear". "See, see".
  • edited August 2011
    Avistew wrote: »
    No, not "hear, hear". "See, see".


    I "See" what you did there.
  • edited August 2011
    Avistew wrote: »
    No, not "hear, hear". "See, see".

    I "see" what you've done there. :)

    Edit: Ninjaed!
  • edited August 2011
    Congratulations! That's fantasic news. I'm glad to "see" everything is going well. Save for the whole
    crying blood for two weeks
    part.

    EDIT: And I just realised that the same obvious joke had been previously made. Darn my unimaginative puns.
  • edited August 2011
    "Eye" am glad to "see" you're okay di"vision"ten.
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