Oranges and Lemons : The Clementine support group thread

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  • edited May 2012
    time will tell ;)
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited May 2012
    yes it will i wonder if who ever gets chosen will have to attack the queen
  • edited May 2012
    if ep 1 is anything to go by there will be a must save QC moment and a you don't have to save her moment just so she can hate lee and constantly remind him abotu not saving her all the time so that could lead to 'good/bad' ending bioshock lil sisters style ?

    personally i'll be playing the game afew times to see the different outcomes but my first is all ways going to be heat of the moment a mix of good/bad/moraley grey area lol
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited May 2012
    if for some insane reason you keep failing to save Queen Clem in Episode 5 when Lee is hanging onto the edge of a building Queen Clem will stomp on his fingers and he'll fall into a Mass of Zombies
  • edited May 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    if for some insane reason you keep failing to save Queen Clem in Episode 5 when Lee is hanging onto the edge of a building Queen Clem will stomp on his fingers and he'll fall into a Mass of Zombies

    or she'll take off the baseball cap to reveal some snakes (medusa style) and lee with a 'le gasp' lets go and dies is eaten by a few zombies then returns to be killed by who ever's left..
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited May 2012
    or she'll take off the baseball cap to reveal some snakes (medusa style) and lee with a 'le gasp' lets go and dies is eaten by a few zombies then returns to be killed by who ever's left..

    I didn't know this was a TWDG modest Medusa Crossover {Modest Medusa Season2 is about to begin it's kickstarter]
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited May 2012
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Wa_tnvyag This might be an funny thing to watch
  • edited May 2012
    lol might have to check that out now cheers capn

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnX-tkVJ2yc found that kinda catchy ;)
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited May 2012
    My pleasure
  • edited May 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    My pleasure

    qccoa.jpg

    figured if we're going to start making queen clem officially a force to be reckoned with she needs a coat of arms :D
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited May 2012
    qccoa.jpg

    figured if we're going to start making queen clem officially a force to be reckoned with she needs a coat of arms :D

    Shouldn't it be a Peach because you know Georgia?
  • edited May 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    Shouldn't it be a Peach because you know Georgia?

    i don't get it lol
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited May 2012
    i don't get it lol

    Florida is the Orange state
    Georgia is the Peach state
  • edited June 2012
    clempeach2.jpg

    done :)
  • edited June 2012
    but a clementine is a kind of orange.....
  • edited June 2012
    but a clementine is a kind of orange.....

    dude i already said that. in another post/thread....but capn wanted a peach ....
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    im just saying Georgia is the Peach State
  • edited June 2012
    I'm curious, what's all this about oranges and Clem being queen? I've read the whole comic series and obviously played Episode 1, but I don't get it. Someone enlighten me?
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    I'll Give Milo the Honor of Explaining
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    I'll Give Milo the Honor of Explaining

    Gee thanks capn ! nice way to shift the blame eh nudge nidge..

    I forget where but in one of our many posts we joked about what will happen in the future and one of them was clem becomes the ruler of the survivors with a queen like mentality and medival style rule.

    back to basics if you will since there would be limited resources no electronics or very few still running as there is no electricity no more batteries (snicker) and all vehicles will have ceased up so assuming there where horses left clem would then have her own 'knights' to help spread her justice and power through the deadlands..

    the oranges and lemons phrase is from a nursery ryhme about the bells of saint clements. (in the uk at least)


    part 1 of the KIQCS doctrine:

    1.0 We pledge our lives will be forfeit should the queen demand it.
    1.1 our lives be forfeit should it be necessary to save our queen.
    1.2 our lives be at our queens mercy should we fail any and all tasks we are set.

    2.0 All packages must be signed in blood with a pinky swear that they are legit.
    2.1 The deliverer will be asked for a code word by Mr flibble.
    2.2 All packages will be checked via smell by a wildebeest.
    2.3 The package will be inspected by our Kop's (knights on probation) after wildebeest
    2.4 Anyone connected with allowing dangerous items to reach our queen are put in the comfy chair.
    2.5 If the queen is harmed, death to all involved by over eating and bashed with wall street journals while on a roof top.

    3.0 Title sir lister of smeg is awarded to those who can beat impossible odds.
    3.1 land to be shared equally if mission is done as part of a team.
    3.1.1 If two of said team are in disagreement, they fight to the death in vindaloo curry.
    3.1.1.1 lager is not permitted during said fight.

    4.0The doctor calls once every two full moons please form an ordely cue when the blue box appears.
    4.1 If found a sonic screwdriver is not to be used as a dildo.
    4.1.1 Said tool must be cleaned and returned to the doctor if found.
    4.2 The doctor does not like being asked doctor who ?
    4.3 The tardis IS NOT a portaloo.

    5.0 Energy bars are not to be used as legal tender for sexual favours.
    5.1 Other favours are permitted unless they affect our queen.

    6.0 Soapy frogs are not poisonous but the water they live in WILL BE.
    6.1 Soapy frogs are not classed as pets suitable for children except ducks.
    6.2 Soapy frog prefer to drink fresh chilled budweiser.

    7.0 Quarantine involves decontamination with magners pear cider.
    7.1 Do not swallow the cider.
    7.2 Do not pee freely in decontamination chamber.
    7.3 Don't forget to close your eye or where the beer goggles provided.
    7.4 cleanliness will be checked by a gelf.
    7.5 cake will then be served.
  • edited June 2012
    For the queen!!!!!
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Gee thanks capn ! nice way to shift the blame eh nudge nidge..

    I forget where but in one of our many posts we joked about what will happen in the future and one of them was clem becomes the ruler of the survivors with a queen like mentality and medival style rule.

    back to basics if you will since there would be limited resources no electronics or very few still running as there is no electricity no more batteries (snicker) and all vehicles will have ceased up so assuming there where horses left clem would then have her own 'knights' to help spread her justice and power through the deadlands..

    the oranges and lemons phrase is from a nursery ryhme about the bells of saint clements. (in the uk at least)


    part 1 of the KIQCS doctrine:

    1.0 We pledge our lives will be forfeit should the queen demand it.
    1.1 our lives be forfeit should it be necessary to save our queen.
    1.2 our lives be at our queens mercy should we fail any and all tasks we are set.

    2.0 All packages must be signed in blood with a pinky swear that they are legit.
    2.1 The deliverer will be asked for a code word by Mr flibble.
    2.2 All packages will be checked via smell by a wildebeest.
    2.3 The package will be inspected by our Kop's (knights on probation) after wildebeest
    2.4 Anyone connected with allowing dangerous items to reach our queen are put in the comfy chair.
    2.5 If the queen is harmed, death to all involved by over eating and bashed with wall street journals while on a roof top.

    3.0 Title sir lister of smeg is awarded to those who can beat impossible odds.
    3.1 land to be shared equally if mission is done as part of a team.
    3.1.1 If two of said team are in disagreement, they fight to the death in vindaloo curry.
    3.1.1.1 lager is not permitted during said fight.

    4.0The doctor calls once every two full moons please form an ordely cue when the blue box appears.
    4.1 If found a sonic screwdriver is not to be used as a dildo.
    4.1.1 Said tool must be cleaned and returned to the doctor if found.
    4.2 The doctor does not like being asked doctor who ?
    4.3 The tardis IS NOT a portaloo.

    5.0 Energy bars are not to be used as legal tender for sexual favours.
    5.1 Other favours are permitted unless they affect our queen.

    6.0 Soapy frogs are not poisonous but the water they live in WILL BE.
    6.1 Soapy frogs are not classed as pets suitable for children except ducks.
    6.2 Soapy frog prefer to drink fresh chilled budweiser.

    7.0 Quarantine involves decontamination with magners pear cider.
    7.1 Do not swallow the cider.
    7.2 Do not pee freely in decontamination chamber.
    7.3 Don't forget to close your eye or where the beer goggles provided.
    7.4 cleanliness will be checked by a gelf.
    7.5 cake will then be served.

    Doctrine is liable to change pending further episode releases .
  • edited June 2012
    There should be some way to validate all this who are supposedly "for the queen". The conspiracy theorist in me says what if there are assassins among us?
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    There should be some way to validate all this who are supposedly "for the queen". The conspiracy theorist in me says what if there are assassins among us?

    Oh theres a special ritual to ensure no assassins get close to the queen but as K.O.P. you don't have to worry about that yet.
  • edited June 2012
    Yessir my apologies
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Yessir my apologies

    No apologies nessecary Squire. It's good to ask these questions. it shows initiative and intelligence
  • edited June 2012
    Thank you! I just aim to protect Queen Clem.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Thank you! I just aim to protect Clem.

    Queen Clem
  • edited June 2012
    I think i may have actually tested part 1 article 6.0 last night ;)

    squire ? i call the new bloods proby

    How are those zombie heads coming along ?

    yes the doctrine will be getting a free to download patch should unforseen consequences occur in the our test chambers, mmm potato's....
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    As you can see when the Queen looks into your soul like she did Milos. It tends to break your mind. Which is why the ritual of loyaly takes place and the Queens most loyal knights are sedated and microexplosives attatched to their brains with a chip that detects disloyalty including hypnosis based disloyalty and detonates at any sign of insubordination.
  • edited June 2012
    OH PLEASE a thread supporting this kid. first of she runs away and gives you no help when you see her in the woods. Then when your in her back garden shouting up at the tree house she totally ignores you and doesn't warn you that there is a zombie in the house. she does at least bring you a hammer when your fighting a zombie (that she knew was there). This kid is warped. Then you get saddled with this kid from here on in. had hoped that Lee could have been able to dump her on kenny after all she is the perfect partner for the braindead Duck. then she moans about needing the toilet and gives you a filthy look when you tell her to go and after all that she opens the door and gets caught by the only zombie in the dam drugstore and has the cheek to complain that you didn't save her. Her and Duck are Zombie food at the first chance Lee gets
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    trueblue43 wrote: »
    OH PLEASE a thread supporting this kid. first of she runs away and gives you no help when you see her in the woods. Then when your in her back garden shouting up at the tree house she totally ignores you and doesn't warn you that there is a zombie in the house. she does at least bring you a hammer when your fighting a zombie (that she knew was there). This kid is warped. Then you get saddled with this kid from here on in. had hoped that Lee could have been able to dump her on kenny after all she is the perfect partner for the braindead Duck. then she moans about needing the toilet and gives you a filthy look when you tell her to go and after all that she opens the door and gets caught by the only zombie in the dam drugstore and has the cheek to complain that you didn't save her. Her and Duck are Zombie food at the first chance Lee gets

    First. Why should she leap out of her treehouse over the fence into a zombie filled forest and run over to say "Are you ok?"

    Your response "why didn't she call the cops to help... oh wait it's a zombie outbreak she can't call anyone. Why didn't she just generally yell and make fuss. oh wait shes trying to keep zombies from knowing where she is and drawing them back to the yard Lee ends up hiding in."

    Second. She doesn't address lee till he's in the house and has the walkie talkie and all at this point she doesnt know Sandras a zombie her own words "I heard her scream two nights ago" She HEARD the scream so she hasn't seen Sandra.

    Third She brings you the hammer once she sees Sandra behind you and where did she get the hammer either she was smart enough to have it with her or smart enough to know where to find it.

    Fourth Lee says the bathrooms just locked when Queen Clementine says "I think somebodys in there" Guess whose Right? THE QUEEN. She trusted Lee that noone was in there Despite her believing there was a walker in there. Lee Fucked Up.

    Fifth she also helps by bringing the cane used to block off the door.
  • edited June 2012
    trueblue43 wrote: »
    OH PLEASE a thread supporting this kid. first of she runs away and gives you no help when you see her in the woods. Then when your in her back garden shouting up at the tree house she totally ignores you and doesn't warn you that there is a zombie in the house. she does at least bring you a hammer when your fighting a zombie (that she knew was there). This kid is warped. Then you get saddled with this kid from here on in. had hoped that Lee could have been able to dump her on kenny after all she is the perfect partner for the braindead Duck. then she moans about needing the toilet and gives you a filthy look when you tell her to go and after all that she opens the door and gets caught by the only zombie in the dam drugstore and has the cheek to complain that you didn't save her. Her and Duck are Zombie food at the first chance Lee gets

    Away with you non-believer!!
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    First. Why should she leap out of her treehouse over the fence into a zombie filled forest and run over to say "Are you ok?"

    Your response "why didn't she call the cops to help... oh wait it's a zombie outbreak she can't call anyone. Why didn't she just generally yell and make fuss. oh wait shes trying to keep zombies from knowing where she is and drawing them back to the yard Lee ends up hiding in."

    Second. She doesn't address lee till he's in the house and has the walkie talkie and all at this point she doesnt know Sandras a zombie her own words "I heard her scream two nights ago" She HEARD the scream so she hasn't seen Sandra.

    Third She brings you the hammer once she sees Sandra behind you and where did she get the hammer either she was smart enough to have it with her or smart enough to know where to find it.

    Fourth Lee says the bathrooms just locked when Queen Clementine says "I think somebodys in there" Guess whose Right? THE QUEEN. She trusted Lee that noone was in there Despite her believing there was a walker in there. Lee Fucked Up.

    Fifth she also helps by bringing the cane used to block off the door.

    sure she does and then goes and gets caught by a zombie there by slowing Lee up and allowing that old dick to get back so he can punch Lee out. Noticed that she did not stick around to help Lee just ran away screaming. she and duck are Trouble and the group would be safer without them both
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    trueblue43 wrote: »
    sure she does and then goes and gets caught by a zombie there by slowing Lee up and allowing that old dick to get back so he can punch Lee out. Noticed that she did not stick around to help Lee just ran away screaming. she and duck are Trouble and the group would be safer without them both

    Your just mad because Rick left you handcuffed on a roof
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    Your just mad because Rick left you handcuffed on a roof


    that the best you can come up with lol!!!!:D
    The simple facts are that kids are trouble with a capital T. You want to tell me how the hell can Clemintine be worth saving or keeping alive she can't forage for food or cook all she does is use up vital food Supplies that others need.!!!!!
  • edited June 2012
    trueblue43 wrote: »
    that the best you can come up with lol!!!!:D
    The simple facts are that kids are trouble with a capital T. You want to tell me how the hell can Clemintine be worth saving or keeping alive she can't forage for food or cook all she does is use up vital food Supplies that others need.!!!!!

    Must kill!! For the Queen!!
  • edited June 2012
    Must kill!! For the Queen!!

    Thats right walkingdeadhead go kill Clemintine and Duck and rid us all of the burden of these two kids:D
  • edited June 2012
    why the hell is she queen clemintine she is in the usa not uk and they don't have royal family over there:rolleyes:
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    trueblue43 wrote: »
    why the hell is she queen clemintine she is in the usa not uk and they don't have royal family over there:rolleyes:

    Because in the new world order after the zombie apocalypse she becomes the Queen
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