Indiana Jones thread

edited September 2012 in General Chat
Here you can talk about the video games, movies, the upcoming 5th movie, the ride, the Young Indiana Jones TV series, whether or not Telltale should do a game, or anything about the franchise in general. Let it whip!
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  • edited May 2012
    What do we know of the 5th movie? Besides that it exists and Shia LeDouche is probably gonna be in it?
  • edited May 2012
    Just scanned the wikipedia article and it looks like they moved away from the idea of Shia taking over as the lead character, so that's good. Other than that all we know is that they've been working on the story for a while now.
  • edited May 2012
    How can you not love an actor who's name literally translates to "the beef".
    Besides the fact that he's not very good at his job... and seems smug... and is rather annoying. On second thought, fuck the beef.
  • edited May 2012
    For what it's worth I think he's a totally average actor and I think he does fine in roles where he just has to play a clueless kid on an adventure that's over his head... which is pretty much all he plays anyway. If they start casting him in roles where he has to be more dramatic or more comedic than he's capable of, I'll frown right along with you. But the badness of most of his scenes in Indy 4 were tied more to the fact that the writers gave him exceedingly dumb things to do.

    But we can talk about other aspects of the franchise here. I've never gotten to go on the Indiana Jones ride. They don't have one at Disney in Florida (just the Indy sequence in the Great Movie Ride, which is neat but not very exciting). Someday I'd like to go to Disney in California to see the rides I've missed out on
  • edited May 2012
    It wasn't that great. The old Back to the Future ride was better.
  • edited May 2012
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  • edited May 2012
    If you all haven't seen Raiding The Lost Ark you should be ashamed of yourselves
  • edited May 2012
    Ribs wrote: »
    If you all haven't seen Raiding The Lost Ark you should be ashamed of yourselves

    Oh man. I do not have time to watch that right now, but I will probably watch it tonight. I just watched a minute of it and it looks great
  • edited May 2012
    There's a DVD version of it up on FanEdit dot something. I was gonna grab that one and throw it in with my other Indy DVDs, but since it's on Vimeo, now I don't have to (though I probably still will).
  • For those of you who wish to know, the rumor is that the new movie is going to be about trying to find the Cross that Jesus Christ died on, and the enemies will be the communist Chinese. This is only a rumor that I have heard. I have also heard that the working title is Indiana Jones and the Cross of Eternal Paradise. What a cheesy choice!
  • edited May 2012
    LuigiHann wrote: »
    But we can talk about other aspects of the franchise here. I've never gotten to go on the Indiana Jones ride. They don't have one at Disney in Florida (just the Indy sequence in the Great Movie Ride, which is neat but not very exciting). Someday I'd like to go to Disney in California to see the rides I've missed out on

    They don't have an Indiana Jones ride at Disneyworld?! Yeah, you should come to Disneyland in California. And if you go on Indiana, try to get in the front leftmost seat of the car. Then you get a steering wheel and can freak other first-timers out by pretending to drive. No. Wait. Let me have that seat. You get to sit on the other side.
  • edited May 2012
    Noname215 wrote: »
    For those of you who wish to know, the rumor is that the new movie is going to be about trying to find the Cross that Jesus Christ died on
    That would be the cross that he bled into that has mystical powers, usually healing abilities, as a result? Yeah, I think that got burned to a crisp in the first episode of Bonekickers. Oops.
    Noname215 wrote: »
    the enemies will be the communist Chinese.
    Hmm. That could be interesting, if viewed by the PC-obsessed as 'racist'.
    Noname215 wrote: »
    I have also heard that the working title is Indiana Jones and the Cross of Eternal Paradise. What a cheesy choice!
    No worse than 'Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'.
  • That would be the cross that he bled into that has mystical powers, usually healing abilities, as a result? Yeah, I think that got burned to a crisp in the first episode of Bonekickers. Oops.

    No, I would assume that it would have something to do with otherworldly powers of invincibility. But when the Chinese try take it, it would probably destroy them and then be mystically brought up to Heaven. Just guessing.

    And I kinda liked the title of the fourth movie. It had originality, this one doesn't.
  • Emperor's Tomb vs. Infernal Machine vs. Staff of Kings vs. Last Crusade vs. Fate of Atlantis. Who wins?
  • edited May 2012
    FoA. No doubt about it.
  • Anyone know about Fountain of Youth? It's been seven fucking years already! GET ON WITH IT! EITHER PUT IT THE GAME OUT OR CANCEL IT, FOR GOD'S SAKES!
  • edited May 2012
    Was that the abandoned fan made one? I remember there was a couple levels of a game someone was working on a while back. As far as I know, that's all. I don't think there's anything currently in production.
  • Yeah. There was that and Crown of Solomon. I was excited out of my mind over those, now i'm royally pissed off.
  • edited May 2012
    der_ketzer wrote: »
    foa. No doubt about it.
    qft.
  • edited May 2012
    Noname215 wrote: »
    For those of you who wish to know, the rumor is that the new movie is going to be about trying to find the Cross that Jesus Christ died on

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_Cross#Dispersal_of_relics_of_the_True_Cross

    "Indiana Jones and the One Big Huge Jigsaw Puzzle"

  • Here's an idea: The Chinese and Indy are going around the world trying to find all the pieces of the cross. When they are united, some supernatural powers are granted to whoever puts it back together. The Chinese try, but God comes down and smites them. It's better than nothing.
  • edited May 2012
    Here's some good sense advice. Never trust a fangame until it comes out. Or rather, don't trust a fan group until they actually release a game.
  • Here's some good sense advice. Never trust a fangame until it comes out. Or rather, don't trust a fan group until they actually release a game.

    Good point. Screw the Fountain of Youth guys.
  • edited June 2012
    A friend of mine released today on Internet his last Indiana Jones short film. Made with 0 budget, he made it with this amazing results:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WY89Mm-dSmM

    He made it a couple years ago. It showed in New York Comic Con Festival (2009) and won first award on Tri-City Independent/Fan Film Festival (Washington, 2009)

    Enjoy, spread the word and leave here your comments! ;)
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited June 2012
    Here's some good sense advice. Never trust a fangame until it comes out. Or rather, don't trust a fan group until they actually release a game.

    Exactly. Trailers can look good, websites, demos, screenshots. And the more you get of the former stuff, the less likely the fan game is to ever come out because its makers concentrate too much on this instead of the actual game.

    Fans are not game developers. Some of them have incredible skills in one area while gruesomely lacking others.* They have day jobs or school, possibly even a life, and not that much time on their hands. Some team members might be reliable, others not - and one unreliable member is enough for cancellation. Most fan projects deal with a dev team in continuous deconstruction. Everyone thinks his ideas are best, so creative differences are another dire hurdle to overcome. The most creative and the most enthusiastic are unfortunately often to the eventual detriment of the whole project, as more ambition means more work for everyone.



    *The German makers of the video I linked to certainly have a LOT of skills, but judging from their website, the written forms of their own mother tongue aren't among them!!
  • edited June 2012
    Not to mention that fans are shit at planning and tend to over-scope (like think of stuff that will take a few months of full 8-hour work days when in reality they have an hour or two hours per day max... and everything becomes bloated), and because of that everything takes so long that eventually they lose interest and the team starts falling apart and features continue to add up... it's a mess, really. I know what I'm talking about, I've been there. I was a participant of a spectacular failure, but for me personally it was an awesome experience (since I was interested in professional GameDev since I was 9 years old, that fan-project pretty much taught me about every aspect of GameDev that you should NOT do :D )
  • Good point.
  • edited June 2012
    Noname215 wrote: »
    Emperor's Tomb vs. Infernal Machine vs. Staff of Kings vs. Last Crusade vs. Fate of Atlantis. Who wins?

    FoA will always win, due to it's nature for me. But Emperor's Tomb was pretty damn good... and heck, I even enjoyed The Infernal Machine back when it was new, despite it's jankiness. Unfortunately, I've never played Staff of Kings... I have to get around to that soon.

    In short, Emperor's Tomb is the best Action-Indy game (that I've tried), and FoA is the best Adventure-Indy game.
  • edited June 2012
    Yeah, Emperor's Tomb was really good, especially the combat system... like, you could pick up a chair, break it off someone and then continue to beat the hell out of people with just the chair's leg that was left... It just felt like an Indy battle. It's funny how a lot of games with melee combat systems don't have that these days. Even Uncharted, which you'd think would be perfect for this kind of stuff... Yeah, you can kinda use objects in the surroundings, but not to the extent as it was possible in Emperor's Tomb.
  • edited June 2012
    Hey, happy thousandth post.

    I would have enjoyed Emperor's Tomb a lot more if not for the slightly broken whip-swinging mechanic that meant I died quite frequently during the Drill boss battle and the Chinese level where you swing under the bridge. Otherwise it was all right. Nothing amazing, but it did feel fairly Indy-ish, so can't really complain.
  • StarEye wrote: »
    FoA will always win, due to it's nature for me. But Emperor's Tomb was pretty damn good... and heck, I even enjoyed The Infernal Machine back when it was new, despite it's jankiness. Unfortunately, I've never played Staff of Kings... I have to get around to that soon.

    In short, Emperor's Tomb is the best Action-Indy game (that I've tried), and FoA is the best Adventure-Indy game.

    Staff of Kings has mediocre graphics and strange gameplay, but if you try to find a positive outlook, then it’s an alright game. Fountain of Youth felt more like Monkey Island in the Indiana Jones universe when I first played it, but i’ve come to respect it more. Infernal Machine is good for a platformer, but if you like play games like Tomb Raider or Uncharted, it’s not really for you. That doesn’t mean it’s a bad game, though, it’s just a more of a puzzler’s game.

    Emperor’s Tomb, hands down. I don’t know why, but I love it when adventure stories are set in China. The only thing I didn’t care for was the auto-aiming mechanism. When you zoomed in and try to fire headshots, the guy will just get up again. What, are they superhuman? Aside from that, I fucking love this game. And Farlander is right about the combat system, it is awesome. It is the only Indy game that truly feels like one of the movies.

    Hey, I just got this idea. What if Lucasarts developed an Indy game where you play through the movies, but the gameplay is like Emperor’s Tomb? Remember the Von Beck level where you run through the ruins? Didn’t that remind you of the giant boulder?

    If Lucasarts tried something like that, it would be a hit! Unless they fuck it up like they do most of the time.
  • edited June 2012

    Indiana Jones and the Bob Vila Carpentry Project of Doom
  • Anyone here like the Young Indy show?
  • edited June 2012
    I did/do, though I confess I haven't watched much of it. A little bit of the very first episode and the VHS copy of Phantom Train of Doom (which I SWEAR is where Lucas got the name for Episode I), but I've liked what I've seen.
  • edited September 2012
    I just saw the Indiana Jones movie marathon at AMC Theaters. I won a fedora, a couple of posters, and a deck of Indy playing cards. Awesome!
  • edited September 2012
    I call for a vote. Who wants Telltale to do an Indiana Jones video game?
  • edited September 2012
    I don't.
  • edited September 2012
    I want Lucasarts to finish their 360/PS3 Indy game that they abandoned. It looked pretty sweet, I doubt the Wii version they finally released could hold a candle to it.
  • edited September 2012
    Ribs wrote: »
    I don't.

    Well, why the hell not? It would make up for Staff of Kings, which was a huge disappointment. Besides, the trailer they were going to make in 2007 was basically turned around in a huge way probably because of budget cuts. What looked like a GTA Indiana Jones ended up being a shitfest with bad graphics and fighting mechanics.
  • edited September 2012
    Ribs is not a fan of Telltale games.
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