Don't like Clementine

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  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Whats not smart about shutting up {So walkers cant hear you} and pulling the ladder up behind you {So walkers can't climb up or worse people cant] and keeping a hammer on hand and remembering the cane to block the door handles and being able to shut up duck with a kiss on the cheek so he wont put people off of buying episode two in the trailers?
  • edited June 2012
    I really think they might kill Clementine in the final episode.(Can they get away with killing children in games though?) Although I think she is a very lovable character its too much of an opportunity to really affect the players emotionally. Plus Kirkman seems to love killing kids haha (or am i wrong in thinking he helped write the story?) Unless they kill Duck. or both. I have noticed that quite a few people who dont like Clem say they like Duck so maybe the writers have planned it. Or am I just being a conspiracy theorist :D
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    I don't mind them adding a let queen clem die option for episode 5 but dont expect me to ever try it or youtube
  • edited June 2012
    Haha human curiosity has driven people to much worse things.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    not mine
  • edited June 2012
    trueblue43 wrote: »
    If you dislike Clementine then thats ok here after all she is a bit of a dead weight during episode 1. sure she helps you a couple of times but she also gets caught by zombies a couple of times and this is just the start you wait and see she will end up by costing Lee his life. So come on lets have your ideas about how to get rid of Clementine :D

    Yes dead weight by clearly saving the day twice (hammer and cane). They are on par with each other. 2 saves each. Will be good to see how it develops though.
  • edited June 2012
    You gotta keep the women and girls alive so you can repopulate the earth down the road!
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    ADavidson wrote: »
    You gotta keep the women and girls alive so you can repopulate the earth down the road!

    *Pulls out a rolled up newspaper and starts whacking adavidson in the nose* No Bad Down Dog don't make me take you to the vet
  • edited June 2012
    Actually, yeah.... I think I'm gonna get a vasectomy. And sorry! I haven't had sex in weeks lol
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    ADavidson wrote: »
    Actually, yeah.... I think I'm gonna get a vasectomy. And sorry! I haven't had sex in weeks lol
    I haven't had sex in 25 years. It aint going to kill you going without for a few weeks.
  • edited June 2012
    Ouch
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    I haven't had sex in 25 years. It aint going to kill you going without for a few weeks.

    That's alot of self love :^P
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    That's alot of self love :^P

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  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited June 2012
    Too_much_information, men. Too_much_information.

    CHALLENGE:
    Can they get back on topic fast enough before a wild moderator appears to close the thread?
  • edited June 2012
    I really think they might kill Clementine in the final episode.(Can they get away with killing children in games though?) Although I think she is a very lovable character its too much of an opportunity to really affect the players emotionally. Plus Kirkman seems to love killing kids haha (or am i wrong in thinking he helped write the story?) Unless they kill Duck. or both. I have noticed that quite a few people who dont like Clem say they like Duck so maybe the writers have planned it. Or am I just being a conspiracy theorist :D

    We can all hope I suppose lets hope it happens before episode 5. What bad luck Lee is having first he is on his way to jail then he gets stuck with a kid to watch out for :D
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    You say Say stuck i say has given him a purpose
  • edited June 2012
    Goldrock wrote: »
    Dunno i cant go hating a freakin 10 year old or however young she is because well she isnt smart becuase well shes a freakin child hasnt the experience of a grown person.

    she isn't 10yrs she is 8yrs and who said hate her :D
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    True Blue is just that Asshole older brother who constantly bullies you doesn't mean he doesn't love ya it just means he likes causing your misery
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    True Blue is just that Asshole older brother who constantly bullies you doesn't mean he doesn't love ya it just means he likes causing your misery

    never in my life have I bullied anyone I don't like bullies they are just cowards. I had older brothers and they never bullied anyone either :D
  • edited June 2012
    bullies need love too..
  • edited June 2012
    For 2 months give or take we non benders i mean non citrus likers, have been crushed under the boot of the Knights of the CITRUS CHILD. But no more! Today marks the dawn of a new era, the era of the ANTI CITRUS SQUAD. Join me in this marvelous revolution and send the avatar i mean That child back to her tree house to be fed upon by the walkers.

    VIVA LA REVOLUTION
  • edited June 2012
    Am I the only one willing to join you?
  • edited June 2012
    all anti clem groups meaning nothing to us.

    peace be with you..
  • edited June 2012
    WE dont need peace we need assurance that we can detach from the dead weight we didnt sign up to drag. This burden, another mouth to feed, another back to watch, is as useful as kenny right about now.
  • edited June 2012
    I don't like someone named trueblue43. After all, he is a bit of a dead weight during episode 1..... :rolleyes:
  • edited June 2012
    I really dont understand why you hate Clementine, though I certainly wont mock or insult you over it. Your opinion is every bit as valid as mine.

    Personally I think shes a lovely little character. Shes obviously shy, but shows shes willing to stop forward to help when she has to, like when she led away the new guy (Ben?) away from the argument to keep him out of the line of fire. Its true shes gotten grabbed a couple of times, but then so has Duck. And so has Carly/Doug for that matter.

    Also, hating her because she doesnt do much? She IS a child you know. How many kids do you know with combat skills? She helped Lee several times through both episodes in her own way.

    Honestly to me it seems like you just want someone to hate for hates sake.
  • edited June 2012
    zenstrata wrote: »
    I don't like someone named trueblue43. After all, he is a bit of a dead weight during episode 1..... :rolleyes:

    aye and he won a commission art piece for the correct date.

    there is no justice..

    i think jmk is jealous he didn't think of queen clem sooner so instead of joining the group he flames it

    imo it's really pathetic..
  • edited June 2012
    I really dont understand why you hate Clementine, though I certainly wont mock or insult you over it. Your opinion is every bit as valid as mine.

    Personally I think shes a lovely little character. Shes obviously shy, but shows shes willing to stop forward to help when she has to, like when she led away the new guy (Ben?) away from the argument to keep him out of the line of fire. Its true shes gotten grabbed a couple of times, but then so has Duck. And so has Carly/Doug for that matter.

    Also, hating her because she doesnt do much? She IS a child you know. How many kids do you know with combat skills? She helped Lee several times through both episodes in her own way.

    Honestly to me it seems like you just want someone to hate for hates sake.
    I thought that that was larry's job, to be the Tank of the agro if you dont mind the phrase. The scapegoat we can all agree is just a ass, but just because the citrus child is exactly that doesn't mean i have to grow an attachment to another responsibility, another task such as building a damn swing for the queen. No, i hope i can kill her off soon or it will be the end of me. And i respect that you voice your opinion, while at the same time letting us voice ours, some people of the Citrus suckers knighthood want us silenced.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    YAY IT WILL BE THE END OF YOU!!! Seriously you don't like Clementine then dont take care of her be rude to her etc it's your right to not like her everyones entitled to their opinion. Don't try threatening us with your leaving though. It's like threatening Clementine with an Ice Cream Sundae.
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    YAY IT WILL BE THE END OF YOU!!! Seriously you don't like Clementine then dont take care of her be rude to her etc it's your right to not like her everyones entitled to their opinion. Don't try threatening us with your leaving though. It's like threatening Clementine with an Ice Cream Sundae.

    You're an evil, evil man.
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    YAY IT WILL BE THE END OF YOU!!! Seriously you don't like Clementine then dont take care of her be rude to her etc it's your right to not like her everyones entitled to their opinion. Don't try threatening us with your leaving though. It's like threatening Clementine with an Ice Cream Sundae.

    Oh im not threatening to do anything, yet.
    My squad will we return 5 times as strong and until the final curtain call we shall maintain a close eye and hope that the citrus child shall fall. And with that i bid you goodbye, avatar, i mean Citrus suckers.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Your squad is pointless and when you say 5 times as strong 5 times 1 is only 5
  • edited June 2012
    5 times as strong as what ?

    a diatretic old camel with hair loss and a bladder infection ?

    or a gooseberry ?
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    Your squad is pointless and when you say 5 times as strong 5 times 1 is only 5

    Only as pointless as your citrus sucking knighthood, and any amount of squad mates is more then just I. And the number doesn't matter because the idea is the same.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Your a Loser.
    An Abomination in the Eyes of any sensitive man
  • edited June 2012
    Ill let you know what one thinks when i find one, because you all arnt sensitive you are clouded by delusion. A false love for a child that will turn on you in the end. After all your petty errands, there will come a time when she hates you. And i will cherish that moment. And then kill her.
  • edited June 2012
    right so you complain we are jumping to conclusions about clem then you go and claim she'll turn all evil and kill us her self ?

    riiiiiiiight....
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    And you're a blind alley cruiser

    Always heading down a losing strait

    Dreaming that you're screaming at fate

    You're a dead end dead beat nowhere mister

    With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister

    I took as much of you as any man can!
  • edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    And you're a blind alley cruiser

    Always heading down a losing strait

    Dreaming that you're screaming at fate

    You're a dead end dead beat nowhere mister

    With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister

    I took as much of you as any man can!


    Quoting Shock Treatment? Bravo, sir!
  • edited June 2012
    Clementine is Lee's redemption.
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