Could TWD actually happen?

edited July 2012 in The Walking Dead
First thing, THIS IS NOT a thread to argue, prove or disprove anything religious. I'm just sayin....

OK if one believes the bible then a zombie Apocalypse is eminent.

Revelation 20:12
"And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works."

Revelation 20:13
"And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works."


Could be taken either way but I'm keeping a shotty handy just in case!:D
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  • edited June 2012
    no...

    is this related to the face chomping bath salts guy ?

    of so thats been done already ;)
  • edited June 2012
    When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth...
  • edited June 2012
    LOL Oh I just noticed your signature says that already lmao cooly :D
  • edited June 2012
    Same with the Jewish and Islamic traditions, I think. It is also believed that the dead will be resurrected for judgement. Perhaps not in context of TWG.

    I DO believe that there might be diseases that affect brain functions in living - Mad Cow, rabies, etc. Viruses may mutate and become more virulent. So there is still a small chance that it will happen. SARS killed us quite quickly, so if a virus mutates and becomes highly contagious like that? Who knows?

    But I don't think a virus can result in the dead coming back to life. Affects the living, maybe, but not the other way round.
  • edited June 2012
    ozzmann wrote: »
    First thing, THIS IS NOT a thread to argue, prove or disprove anything religious. Im just sayin....

    Ok if one believes the bible then a zombie apocolypse is emminent.

    Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

    Revelation 20:13
    And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
    Could be taken either way but Im keeping a shotty handy just in case!:D

    What you believe really has no merit on what actually happens. If one believes in the bible, a zombie apocalypse may be imminent. But it may also not be. Also, a ravenous bunny apocalypse may be imminent.

    Also, even if we all accepted the assumption that the Bible was a sneak-peak into the future, I'm sure I'm not the first person to have said that that book is subjected to a bajillion and one interpretations.
  • edited June 2012
    ozzmann wrote: »
    First thing, THIS IS NOT a thread to argue, prove or disprove anything religious. Im just sayin....

    Ok if one believes the bible then a zombie apocolypse is emminent.

    Firstly, I'd say that the dead rising for judgment isn't quite the same as zombies turning up. There aren't an awful lot of zombies in the Bible, seeing as how zombies come from a different cultural background to the ancient Hebrews in the desert.

    Secondly, the Bible doesn't say when the end of the world is going to happen, so I'm not sure on what basis it can be said to imminent, let alone emminent.
  • edited June 2012
    no.


    It's more likely that we'll face more wars. The populations and social problems in India, China and Russia might trigger something. Who knows.

    Later we might have some new super diseases that kill a lot of people. Maybe that's somehow similar to your zombies.
  • edited June 2012
    There's no life after death..Even if the body was controlled by the virus or w/e, the virus won't even be able to control the body beceause it's dead (If exists).
  • edited June 2012
    ozzmann wrote: »
    First thing, THIS IS NOT a thread to argue, prove or disprove anything religious. Im just sayin....

    Ok if one believes the bible then a zombie apocolypse is emminent.

    wouldn't this be someone more believing in Nostradamus or Mayains? I know neither of them state zombies in their predictions, but the bible really never tell of a date for the world to end. The booke does vaguly describe it, but not really wanting to get in to alll that lol:p
  • edited June 2012
    I would say yes, but almost every zombie thing I've seen, except the realistic ones, discount one thing....

    The smell. We will smell them. So the minute we are in zombie territory, we will know.
  • edited June 2012
    Idk I heard another case of some guy that ate his dog high as balls on bath salts.
  • edited June 2012
    That's bath salts. That's just temporary insanity (though still very scary).
  • edited June 2012
    Cracked has an interesting article: 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

    One major difference between the dead of Judgement and the dead of Zombies is that the traditional Jewish ideology is a mass resurrection. So everyone who has ever died rises. And they never die again, except sinners in faiths such as Jehovah's witnesses I think. Resurrection is an ever-life; a person who is resurrected is immune to being killed or destroyed.

    Excluding black magic, Zombie methodology is more specific than "everyone" and is a revival of the dead. Examples: Everyone that died since time X becomes a zombie, you can stop a zombie with a decapitation, only bite victims turn, etc....

    Revival means they can be killed or destroyed again.
  • edited June 2012
    If we look at the New Testament of the Christian Bible, Yeshua was a bit of a zombie-maker in his own right, allegedly raising Lazarus from the dead before allegedly pulling the same trick himself. So there's some internal consistency there -- if the boy can do it, so can El Shaddai. Maybe THAT's what the Holy Ghost's duties actually consist of -- reanimating corpses. The name fits at least. :)

    But in real-world terms, a body just isn't going to be very functional after brain-death. Walking requires a degree of muscular coordination that the brain handles without our being consciously aware of it most of the time (at least in humans; I know some large animals have assistant brains to help manage the lower extremities.)

    Beyond brain-death, an energy input of some kind is needed, along with a digestive process to extract energy from that input. Biology and all the physics of life and locomotion are pretty delicately balanced, and any corpse with head or torso damage would have a hard time getting around. How do you maintain balance with an inner-ear that's decaying? How do you walk if your rib cage, spine or hip has a big chunk out of it? How do you pursue prey with no functional sensory organs?

    Even basics that might seem optional, like breathing, are necessary to support the chemical reactions that allow muscles to move. A few hours of anaerobia would likely immobilize a zombie with no respiratory exchange going on; there just wouldn't be any stored energy available to make movement happen, and no way to convert fat into calories. A corpse starts to break down fairly quickly, so without some sort of replacement for those functions and support structures, and some way to inhibit bacterial growth and consumption of the flesh, a non-living person is not going anywhere.

    Now, that doesn't mean zombie-LIKE behavior couldn't be produced by some sort of infection or parasite. The classic Haitian zombie concept, where drugs and psychological techniques are used to enslave a living individual, could also be plausible under the right circumstances. But walking corpses aren't very workable when you look at the mechanics of it.
  • edited June 2012
    If we look at the New Testament of the Christian Bible, Yeshua was a bit of a zombie-maker in his own right, allegedly raising Lazarus from the dead before allegedly pulling the same trick himself. So there's some internal consistency there -- if the boy can do it, so can El Shaddai. Maybe THAT's what the Holy Ghost's duties actually consist of -- reanimating corpses. The name fits at least. :)

    But in real-world terms, a body just isn't going to be very functional after brain-death. Walking requires a degree of muscular coordination that the brain handles without our being consciously aware of it most of the time (at least in humans; I know some large animals have assistant brains to help manage the lower extremities.)

    Beyond brain-death, an energy input of some kind is needed, along with a digestive process to extract energy from that input. Biology and all the physics of life and locomotion are pretty delicately balanced, and any corpse with head or torso damage would have a hard time getting around. How do you maintain balance with an inner-ear that's decaying? How do you walk if your rib cage, spine or hip has a big chunk out of it? How do you pursue prey with no functional sensory organs?

    Even basics that might seem optional, like breathing, are necessary to support the chemical reactions that allow muscles to move. A few hours of anaerobia would likely immobilize a zombie with no respiratory exchange going on; there just wouldn't be any stored energy available to make movement happen, and no way to convert fat into calories. A corpse starts to break down fairly quickly, so without some sort of replacement for those functions and support structures, and some way to inhibit bacterial growth and consumption of the flesh, a non-living person is not going anywhere.

    Now, that doesn't mean zombie-LIKE behavior couldn't be produced by some sort of infection or parasite. The classic Haitian zombie concept, where drugs and psychological techniques are used to enslave a living individual, could also be plausible under the right circumstances. But walking corpses aren't very workable when you look at the mechanics of it.
    28 Days Later.
  • edited June 2012
    28 Days Later.

    The recent game "Dead Island" also adopts this concept, of the Infected, where the lead player characters are surviving only because they have a natural immunity to an infectious condition.

    But I don't think that's what most people think of when they think of "zombies" -- walking corpses are still scarier than madpersons. "The Monkey's Paw" is still pretty damn scary and we never even SEE the zombie!
  • edited June 2012
    Fair points. I don't think Zombies are going to happen in the traditional sense. But it's always possible that some sort of infection can take place where we lose control of our bodies. We've seen it in lower forms of life (I mean this Literally, not Figuratively). It's entirely possible, though highly improbable, that it would happen to us.
  • edited June 2012
    A zombie apocalypse seems to be everyone's fantasy, even though most of you won't even make it alive. You've seen how many zombie movies? The population is decimated and only few survivors remain. What makes you think you will survive it? I'm curious.
  • edited June 2012
    ozzmann wrote: »
    First thing, THIS IS NOT a thread to argue, prove or disprove anything religious. Im just sayin....

    Ok if one believes the bible then a zombie apocolypse is emminent.

    Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

    Revelation 20:13
    And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
    Could be taken either way but Im keeping a shotty handy just in case!:D

    Well I don't think some dessert nomads who wrote the bible more then 2000 years ago knew anything about the cosmos, predict the future or even had the understanding of what God is.

    Next to that, those pages are only talking about judging people. Not that they would roam this earth an slaughter anyone.
    Everyone ever lived will be judged. You have a high fantasy you could even think the Bible would talk about a Zombie Apocalypse as we known them from movie's.l
  • edited June 2012
    anything can happen you'll never know
  • edited June 2012
    anything can happen you'll never know
    Although this is really true of anything, it's not really a profound statement as it sounds, it is correct for most things (which is good, because something is correct for everything is a theory, not reality).
  • edited June 2012
    anything can happen you'll never know
    In that case, maybe it will rain meatballs tomorrow.
  • edited June 2012
    Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
  • edited June 2012
    zombie-jesus.jpgSince Jesus died and came back does that make him a zombie? (lazurus too)
  • edited June 2012
    Masta23 wrote: »
    A zombie apocalypse seems to be everyone's fantasy

    What? Who fantasises about zombies?!
  • edited June 2012
    I don't believe a zombie infection would be possible.
    But pretending it was, it wouldn't last very long if they're the slow shambling zombies from Walking Dead.

    Most people could survive taking out atleast a couple zombies with him, even 50% of the people that died took atleast 2 zombies down with him (I feel like I'm being more generous to the zombies) then we'd break even.
    Now there will be old people, cripples etc that may not even be able to take out a single zombie. However for the rest of us us could make a weapon out of virtually anything. The only thing I'd really be worried about is other survivors, not zombies.
    (which of course is always a concern for the walking dead series)

    Not to mention the massive amount of zombies that would be taken out by the more organized people, or people with firearms.

    Even World War Z failed to paint a picture of walking dead really being a threat, though it did an amazing job nonetheless.
    Though WWZ's zombies were fast. That would indeed be scary
  • edited June 2012
    zombietokill.jpg
  • edited June 2012
    People often forget that the human body is made up of large quantities of water. Knowing this I pose the following question: What happens to water when it gets very cold?

    This is why you never see zombie movies which take place in winter.
  • edited June 2012
    zenstrata wrote: »
    People often forget that the human body is made up of large quantities of water. Knowing this I pose the following question: What happens to water when it gets very cold?

    This is why you never see zombie movies which take place in winter.

    So our ultimate weapon would be a snow cannon.
  • edited June 2012
    I hope not cause 85% of you would let the cannibals live after they fed you a member of your group for dinner.
  • edited June 2012
    *snip*
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited July 2012
    Sorry coryay,

    that incident is entirely unfit as discussion material on this forum.
  • edited July 2012
    Sorry Coray,

    that incident is entirely unfit as discussion material on this forum.

    what's wrong with that? I thought this thread about zombie apoc?
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited July 2012
    It's hard enough dealing with religious sensitivities here (which you all should be halfway aware of and, congrats, someone did already report that zombified Jesus up there), but the personal is literally the next level.

    Kirkman himself has already told people off who thought that the incident coryay referred to was a cool real-life thing to discuss in connection with TWD - which is nothing but fiction after all.

    I'm sorry, but it has no place on this forum - except maybe in the general chat category, which naturally has nothing to do with TWD.
  • edited July 2012
    Masta23 wrote: »
    A zombie apocalypse seems to be everyone's fantasy, even though most of you won't even make it alive. You've seen how many zombie movies? The population is decimated and only few survivors remain. What makes you think you will survive it? I'm curious.

    Because I'm the chosen one.
  • edited July 2012
    the dead will never rise but something like in the movie zombieland can happen
    (in zombieland the viru is a variation of rabies, i believe,...so people are actually alive...but are dumb, angry and hungry)
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  • edited July 2012
    Alas, no: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

    Add to those 7 the fact the human jaw can't even penetrate denim, any uprising would end before it begins.
  • edited July 2012
    If we're talking about a zombie apocalypse that started the same way the Walking Dead does then no. Even if every single person who ever lived and died rose up as a zombie at once, even those whose bodies long ago turned to dust and ash, they would still be outnumbered: currently there are more people living in this moment in time than the total number of people who have died throughout world history. They would not have the numbers to get going, especially as the walking dead zombies are too slow and unintelligent to use anything other than numbers to win. They'd get some people but then the military would roll in and those guys have weapons that don't need them to aim for the head to destroy hordes of zombies, a few beehive rounds from tanks would obliterate the horde.

    To have a chance the zombies would need at the very least animal cunning intelligence and resort to predatory tactics, hiding until they had built up their numbers, and even that's not really possible on a national scale, a lonely town or two is the most they could hope for. So a straight-up zombie arises and starts munching is out.

    Now, if the human population was wiped out by an airborne disease first, say 90% of the population, the dead then rising up later as zombies, then they may get a chance to get going. The problem here though is that there would have to be a substantial amount of time between the infection starting and people rising as zombies, as the moment the first zombie rears his head there is going to be a reaction. Governments would resort not just to quarantine measures but scorched earth measures the moment they realised that people were turning into zombies as a result of the infection. To avoid them having the chance the infection would have to either take a while to kill people or not raise them up as zombies until some time later, after the infection had gone world wide. The best chance this method would have would be to become something akin to an airborne version of HIV: remain dormant within it's hosts but communicable so that it can pass throughout the population. Then something would trigger it that would cause it to kill all it's infected hosts within a matter of days of each other, raising them up to munch on people as they are still struggling to save the last of the infected from dying...

    I put way too much thought into this...
  • edited July 2012
    Gennadios wrote: »
    Alas, no: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

    Add to those 7 the fact the human jaw can't even penetrate denim, any uprising would end before it begins.

    The problem with that one is that many of their reasons are based on the effects of cold and maggots and suchlike on the dead body, forgetting that they are already presuming that the dead can come back from the dead and so it should be safe to assume that you can stretch the logic that bit further and assume that they have some form of immunity to the usual rotting corpse stuff. They should really have looked at the logistical reasons as to why a zombie apocalypse would fail, such as how many numbers they would need to actually get a decent apocalypse going.
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