Coolest Quotes in the Game?

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  • edited November 2012
    Carley: "you might be a murderer, I don't care. Frankly, that might come in handy."

    Carley: "I'm not small..." :)
  • edited November 2012
    I loved it when Kenny and Lee made it back to find out the cancer survivors stole the boat. So many great lines in his rant.

    Also

    Molly: (while laying the hurt on the zombie doctor) Yeah well he aint shit now!

    Loved the delivery of that line.
  • edited November 2012
    "2 Quarters...and a dime"

    still my favorite lee line lol
  • edited November 2012
    Vaxij wrote: »
    Lee, to Vernon: "That little girl's in my care. We've been through more together than you can imagine. Anyone who tries to get between me and her, anyone, IS GONNA WIND UP DEAD! YOU HEAR ME?!"

    This reminds me of Rick's: I'm a guy who's looking for his family... and whoever stands in my way... IS GONNA LOSE!

    One of my most favourite quotes from the game is
    Lee: IT'S OVER!....

    Andy: Don't you DARE walk away from me, Lee! Get back here and finish this, Lee!!!
  • edited November 2012
    Kaserkin wrote: »
    Another one:
    Lee: Ben! Shoot whatever comes in!
    Ben: You know you're talking to me, right?

    Haha, when I was giving instructions, even though I love the kid, I just say:

    "Go upstairs!"
    "What?"
    "Just go!"
  • edited November 2012
    YamiRaziel wrote: »
    This reminds me of Rick's: I'm a guy who's looking for his family... and whoever stands in my way... IS GONNA LOSE!

    One of my most favourite quotes from the game is
    Lee: IT'S OVER!....

    Andy: Don't you DARE walk away from me, Lee! Get back here and finish this, Lee!!!

    Lee: I said IT'S OVER!!!
  • edited November 2012
    I'm not sure how accurate these are, but I don't think I've seen them posted yet.

    Police Officer: "It just goes to show you. People up and go mad when they think their life it over."

    Hershel: "I don't know who you are or what you did. But you better become a better liar and soon."
  • edited November 2012
    Siniistar wrote: »
    "2 Quarters...and a dime"

    still my favorite lee line lol

    I loved the delivery of the line
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    edited November 2012
    Where is my food ? Larry
  • N7.N7.
    edited November 2012
    Haha, when I was giving instructions, even though I love the kid, I just say:

    "Go upstairs!"
    "What?"
    "Just go!"

    I'm pretty sure it wasn't like that!

    Lee gave evryone a work to do and then said to Ben

    "Go upstairs!" Lee
    "go and then what?" Ben
    "Just go" Lee
  • edited November 2012
    Funniest Quotes of All Time:

    Omid: You ruined that dude's face.

    Ben: I think I just peed myself.

    Kenny: It wasn't for touching kids was it? O_O

    Kenny: If we find that bell-ringer, I'll ring THEIR motherf***ing bell!

    Kenny: Why the hell are we lettin' the one-armed guy do all the high risk maneuvers?

    Kenny: So we've got the kid on watch again? Might as well put up a sign that says 'The men are gone, come rape our women and children'.

    Lee: I would put some bourbon in that teacup if I could.

    Lee: Cause the one-armed guy insists. Now shut up about it.

    Lee: Are you dead? HEY, ARE YOU DEAD?!

    Larry: I got charm coming out of my a**
  • edited November 2012
    Kenny when Lee admitted to go to prison "It wasn't for touching kids was it?" and Lees reaction, I lolled so hard at that.
  • edited November 2012
    dubesor wrote: »
    Kenny when Lee admitted to go to prison "It wasn't for touching kids was it?" and Lees reaction, I lolled so hard at that.

    Heh, also(if you side with him in the meat locker):

    Kenny:"I just smashed a guys head in with a 50 pound block. You saw me do that, right?"
  • edited November 2012
    Lee: Everything okay up there?
    Ben: I think I just peed myself.
    Lee: That's a yes then?
  • edited November 2012
    Kenny: Why the hell are we lettin' the one-armed guy do all the high risk maneuvers?

    Lee: Cause the one-armed guy insists. Now shut up about it.

    Kenny: That thing looks a little rickety.

    Lee: Maybe keep that shit to yourself next time.
  • edited November 2012
    "Don't be afraid of him, honey. You're smart. He isn't. You're smarter than all of 'em." - Lee

    The delivery and somberness of this one line was amazing. I'm not a huge fan of Episode 5, but that line was incredible. David Fennoy needs to win a voice award.
  • edited November 2012
    "Is that all you got, Lee? You ain't shit." - Andy St. John

    The way he says this is fucking hysterical. Especially when his face is bruised. How can you say someone else isn't shit when he just beat the fuck out of you?
  • edited November 2012
    "Lee? We're good." - Lilly.

    She may have killed Carley, but I've always liked Lilly. She's a very complex character, much more than Carley, who has a bland personality and is pretty 2D if you ask me.
  • edited November 2012
    I have a lot of favorites, but I am reminded of this:

    "Is that all you got, Lee? ... You ain't shit!"

    "It's over!"

    "Fuck you. As soon as Dan and Mama get out here, y-you're all fucked!"

    "They're not coming."

    "What do you mean...? Lee, what the fuck do you mean? Don't you dare walk away from me, Lee! Get back here and FINISH THIS THING! Get back here and fight me like a man, Lee! ... Lee... Leee!"
  • edited November 2012
    I don't know the exact quote but one of my favourite moments is when you tell Andy that his family won't come out and he's like "What do you mean? LEE? LEEEEEEEE..."
    Doctanian wrote: »
    "Lee? We're good." - Lilly.

    She may have killed Carley, but I've always liked Lilly. She's a very complex character, much more than Carley, who has a bland personality and is pretty 2D if you ask me.

    NOBODY ASKED YOU MOTHERF---COUGH... Sorry... I didn't mean that. But as you may very well know... She was the love of my life. And I'll tell ya... she was all three dimensions baby YOUKNOWHATIMSAYING HAHA YEAHHHEH /Carl Brutananadilewski
  • edited November 2012
    Lee: (to St.Johns) "Who the fuck are these people in the woods?!" just ocs the way he says it is so funny!
    (to Carley) "You're small" Best chat-up line ever!
    or "It happened pretty fast" his excuse for EVERYTHING! XD
  • edited November 2012
    I don't know the exact quote but one of my favourite moments is when you tell Andy that his family won't come out and he's like "What do you mean? LEE? LEEEEEEEE..."



    NOBODY ASKED YOU MOTHERF---COUGH... Sorry... I didn't mean that. But as you may very well know... She was the love of my life. And I'll tell ya... she was all three dimensions baby YOUKNOWHATIMSAYING HAHA YEAHHHEH /Carl Brutananadilewski

    You're forgiven just because of the ATHF reference.
  • edited November 2012
    Larry : SHES GOT MORE BALLS THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED!!
  • edited November 2012
    Edit: Doctanian tells me it's "I'll ring his motherfucking bell for him"
  • edited November 2012
    JakeSt123 wrote: »
    Kenny: 'I'll ring his bell for him', just before they meet Molly.

    It's "I'll ring his motherfucking bell for him."

    Lee: "Good one."
  • edited November 2012
    Andy: "Didn't you hear the bell? Dinner time."
    Lee: *looks back
    Andy: *stands there
    Lee: *shrugs and walks forward
    Andy: "You know you're a strange guy, Lee."

    Somethin like that.
  • edited November 2012
    *Lee using the remote to open lock*

    Lee: "Open sesame."
    Doug: "That... wont work."
    Lee: "I was kidding."
    Doug: "It's universal, but not that universal."
    Lee: "I know, Doug."

    :D
  • edited November 2012
    I forgot about kenny's best line:

    " YOU LITTLE PISSANT!"

    lol pissant. I literally had to pause from laughing hysterically
  • edited November 2012
    "I got charm comin' out of my ass."

    He was a prick, but Larry had his moments.
  • edited November 2012
    Larry:A zombie apocalypse dosen't give you the right to chop people to pieces!Ill rip your God damn heads off,and make you swallow them!!

    -In the Meat Locker,Episode 2.
  • edited November 2012
    Lee: Fuck you Larry! Eat up!
  • edited November 2012
    "Officer? God damn!"
    - Lee, still cuffed and going towards the body of the police officer.

    Our cat is gonna be pissed
    - Omid.

    This is maybe unaccurate, but funny as hell.
    Christa:I mean who likes southern history? Its just for old white guys
    Lee:*Raises his hand slightly*
  • edited November 2012
    In the beginning of episode 3 when Kenny asks if you want to leave the Motor Inn or stay and you suggest to split up(probably a bit inaccurate):

    "...and I get who, Ben? That gangly shit for brains?"

    Kenny seemed to hate Ben even before he knew what he did. :p

    Also(If you don't reveal your bite and Kenny comes with you):

    "I found your secret, you dumb son of a bitch. Jesus, i thought you had a stroke or something."
  • edited November 2012
    Jeez, Kenny became the new Larry when it came to ranting. "I don't care if their make-a-wish was a fuckin' boat ride! I'll tear their goddamn throats out!"
  • edited November 2012
    In no real order
    "Ask not for whom the bell tolls... it tolls for thee."
    "You can lean on me if you want to."
    "Don't call me small."
    "Their actions... contradict your characterizations, but yeah, the invalids."
    "you might be a murderer, I don't care. Frankly, that might come in handy."
    “Cause the one-armed guy insists. Now shut up about it.”
    Likely least accurate one, but how I remember it; “You need to keep me alive, if you leave the meat to long it gets tainted and you can’t eat it.”
  • edited December 2012
    It's probably not 100% accurate but after Lee tells Kenny about his past
    "Um I smashed a mans head in with a ten tone block of salt. You did see that right?"
    Made me laugh
  • edited December 2012
    Kenny: Why the hell are we getting letting the one-armed guy doing all the high risk maneuvers?
    Lee: 'Cause the one arm guy insists. Now shut up about it.
    Kenny: (Looks at ladder) That thing looks a little rickety.
    Lee: Maybe keep that shit to yourself next time?
    Kenny: Yup.


    -Episode 5 had very funny moments.
  • edited December 2012
    Kenny: I'll ring his motherfucking bell!
  • edited December 2012
    Clementine: "I'll help you."

    In episode 5 where she says that to help Lee walk. So gentle and calming. So adorable. Made me sad D:
  • edited December 2012
    "You need to unhear ALL-uh-dat!"

    I love when Lee goes all "urban".
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