"TALK Wyatt! Do you always have to be so damn thoughtful!?- "Eddie if Wyatt stays silent
Also, Kenny's bro speech is heartwarming and all, but the "go fuck yourself" option is just as satisfying
"You know what Kenny? Go fuck yourself. You're gonna let a little girl die, just cause I didn't have your back every damn minute? Maybe you should grow the fuck up!"- Badass Lee
Eddie (If Wyatt stays silent): Are you still thinking about my dick?
Lee (after looking at some paint cans at the train station): Somebody was doing some painting...
Lee (after looking at the message wrote on the roof using the same paint): Somebody was doing A LOT of painting.
Lee: You threatening me, old man? 'Cause you're not gonna like how that goes. Put the fucking gun down before you really make me mad.
Vernon: Keep back! Or I swear I'll shoot!
Lee: ...Nah, I don't think so. I know killers, seen my share. You ain't got the look, and that means you ain't got the balls... NOW DROP THE GODDAMN GUN!
I have a lot of favorites, but I am reminded of this:
"Is that all you got, Lee? ... You ain't shit!"
"It's over!"
"Fuck you. As soon as Dan and Mama get out here, y-you're all fucked!"
"They're not coming."
"What do you mean...? Lee, what the fuck do you mean? Don't you dare walk away from me, Lee! Get back here and FINISH THIS THING! Get back here and fight me like a man, Lee! ... Lee... Leee!"
That whole exchange is superb. Damn near perfect as far as I'm concerned.
Don't know if these are the coolest but mute-Russell run is some comedy gold
Nate: "I see you hiding down there with your boyfriend."
Russell: ...
Nate: "Dude, I can see you breathing... and so can those dead dudes coming out of the woods."
Russell: *jumps up*
Nate: "HAHA, oh shit, man, how the fuck are you alive falling for junk like that? I mean SERIOUSLY, how are you not in some hillbilly's freezer already?"
Nate: "Look, Russell, I just asked you your name, not who the King of fucking Norway was."
Russell: ...
Nate: ...
Russell: ...
Nate: "This is pretty fucking uncomfortable now ain't it?"
Russell: "Yep."
Nate: "Fine, be mad, just stop being a pussy."
Russell: ...
Nate: "... Or keep being a pussy."
(Also did you know that if you just sit doing nothing when you're supposed to take a glance at the sniper, the following eventually happens?)
Russell: ...
Nate: "Russell, you still breathing?"
Russell: ...
Nate: "Fuck it, I'll do it myself." *actually does it himself*
Anything Eddie says is gold. Wyatt gets some good ones too.
Eddie: Wyatt, talk WORDS at me, man! ...Say something, you fat asshole!
Eddie: Balls. Balls balls BALLS!
Eddie: I will punch your eyes!
Wyatt: I'll go, you pussy, give me the gun.
Wyatt: There you are, ya piece of shits.
Wyatt: Alright, I'll just keep talking to myself out here, 'cause that makes sense...
Lee: I told Katjaa I'd get you to stop this, and you bet your ass I'm gonna. I don't give a fuck that we don't get along, I'm not letting you do this to Kat and Duck! You wanna hurt people because you're afraid! Losing Duck ain't enough for you?! Because you'll fucking lose everything acting like this! I'll fucking kill you before I let that happen!
And who could forget...
Lee: Hey, Ben.
Ben: Hey!
Lee: See ya.
Ben: ...yeah...:(
I go with Kenny, cause he is a true bro, I know him better than anyone else, at first I went with Kenny and Ben, but Ben was goddamn useless, so I rewinded and only brought Kenny. He cut off my arm, best party I ever went too.
I go with Kenny, cause he is a true bro, I know him better than anyone else, at first I went with Kenny and Ben, but Ben was goddamn useless, so I rewinded and only brought Kenny. He cut off my arm, best party I ever went too.
Best lines ever if Kenny's cutting off your arm.
Lee: AAAHHHH, FUCK, STOOOOOP!
Kenny: Little late for that pal!
It's awesome going with only Kenny, he seems different there, the friendship between the two of them shines, a true bromace. Like Rock said when he cuts off your arm, his lines are the best and when climbing the ladder too.
aaaah there were sooo many great ones, but I'm sure pretty much the most of them are posted already.
But my favourite is: "Did you lick it??" "I don't know..." so sweet
1) In ep3 when you meet Chuck
Lee: So you've got candy?
Chuck: Had some, gave the last one to the boy (camera points to Ben who starts to … morelook around nervously.)
Lee: Of course you did...
2) In ep3 when you meet Christa and Omid and they are introducing themselves to the group, if you let the timer go down while Omid is talking it'll get to an awkword silence where Chuck speaks out
Chuck: ...You want some candy?
3) In ep3 when you have to convince Kenny to stop the train and end up fighting him if you alternate between you beating him up and him beating you up they have a pretty strong back and forth argument where pretty heavy stuff goes down.
4) Omid
Omid: You ruined that dudes face (to thrown statue head.)
Omid: Our cat is gonna be pissed. (To how long they've been away.)
Omid: I've saved her ass hundreds..Tens. Sometimes. (To Lee about Christa.)
Omid: With your missing arm and my leg the way it is, I'll cripple fight you right here. (To Lee when teased about his height.)
All in all Omid was my bro
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Also, Kenny's bro speech is heartwarming and all, but the "go fuck yourself" option is just as satisfying
"You know what Kenny? Go fuck yourself. You're gonna let a little girl die, just cause I didn't have your back every damn minute? Maybe you should grow the fuck up!"- Badass Lee
Lee (after looking at some paint cans at the train station): Somebody was doing some painting...
Lee (after looking at the message wrote on the roof using the same paint): Somebody was doing A LOT of painting.
lol I was watching Cry's playthrough of the game, and he heard the pointy remark. Of course, to the viewers, that was that.
But in the final struggle with Andy, they were near a fence and Cry, thinking he was brilliant, yelled out "Those were pointy!"
-Nate
Cry, the best LPer of the Walking Dead if you ask me anyway, shame that he did not play 400 Days, as far as I am aware he did not play it.
I am aware! And he did!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrG6ciEDLQI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvZ0u2gmlSo
Vernon: Keep back! Or I swear I'll shoot!
Lee: ...Nah, I don't think so. I know killers, seen my share. You ain't got the look, and that means you ain't got the balls... NOW DROP THE GODDAMN GUN!
Put the gun down, bitch!- Lee
That whole exchange is superb. Damn near perfect as far as I'm concerned.
Kenny: oh you made it back,good job.Good job.
Ben:
Lee:"getting bitten's not that bad"
Ben:"Really?"
Lee:"No. It's horrible"
Clementine:"Yes" after asked if put bugs on Duck's pillow
Duck:"It smells funny in here"
Carley:"Don't call me small"
Lilly:"The list of people i can trust here get smaller everyday"
Larry:"or smash his head in"
Gets his head smashed an episode later.
Doug:"holy moly"
He did! I watched him. Cry's awesome.
Nate: "I see you hiding down there with your boyfriend."
Russell: ...
Nate: "Dude, I can see you breathing... and so can those dead dudes coming out of the woods."
Russell: *jumps up*
Nate: "HAHA, oh shit, man, how the fuck are you alive falling for junk like that? I mean SERIOUSLY, how are you not in some hillbilly's freezer already?"
Nate: "Look, Russell, I just asked you your name, not who the King of fucking Norway was."
Russell: ...
Nate: ...
Russell: ...
Nate: "This is pretty fucking uncomfortable now ain't it?"
Russell: "Yep."
Nate: "Fine, be mad, just stop being a pussy."
Russell: ...
Nate: "... Or keep being a pussy."
(Also did you know that if you just sit doing nothing when you're supposed to take a glance at the sniper, the following eventually happens?)
Russell: ...
Nate: "Russell, you still breathing?"
Russell: ...
Nate: "Fuck it, I'll do it myself." *actually does it himself*
When does this happen?
Lee: "Hmmm, pointy."
Kenny: Damn near shit my pants
Eddie: Wyatt, talk WORDS at me, man! ...Say something, you fat asshole!
Eddie: Balls. Balls balls BALLS!
Eddie: I will punch your eyes!
Wyatt: I'll go, you pussy, give me the gun.
Wyatt: There you are, ya piece of shits.
Wyatt: Alright, I'll just keep talking to myself out here, 'cause that makes sense...
Lee: I told Katjaa I'd get you to stop this, and you bet your ass I'm gonna. I don't give a fuck that we don't get along, I'm not letting you do this to Kat and Duck! You wanna hurt people because you're afraid! Losing Duck ain't enough for you?! Because you'll fucking lose everything acting like this! I'll fucking kill you before I let that happen!
And who could forget...
Lee: Hey, Ben.
Ben: Hey!
Lee: See ya.
Ben: ...yeah...:(
Where's that from?
oh and i rememberd another one
Lee:everyone allright?
Ben:i think i just peed myself
Lee:that's a yes then
Kenny says it if you only go with him, I know, I've been there done that.
Best lines ever if Kenny's cutting off your arm.
Lee: AAAHHHH, FUCK, STOOOOOP!
Kenny: Little late for that pal!
Oh Kenny. You moustachioed rascal you.
"Hey, Wyatt, I ate paint when I was a kid, DOI!"
"Road's straight as my dick"
"Don't talk about your dick"
"Why not?"
Or if silent
"Are you still thinking about my dick?"
Vince: "How do we know this will work out?"
Tavia: "You don't."
It's true. We never know how anything will work out. Especially in an apocalypse where nothing is guaranteed.
'you broke that dude face' - omid
"...I don't want THIS to be who we are." -Shel
aaaah there were sooo many great ones, but I'm sure pretty much the most of them are posted already.
But my favourite is: "Did you lick it??" "I don't know..." so sweet
Ya don' just end it, because it's hard. You stick it out, and help the folks you care about. So lets get out there and get that little girl. ~ Kenny.
SilencerSteven: Omid was my bro too.