What would happen if...

I found this game on SMBZ forum (back when it was active). Here's how you play it:

Person 1 askes a question in "What would happen if" style (you'll see my question as an example).
Person 2 answers on that question in a funny or in a serious way (even though we know which one is more fun to play with ;) ), and then askes a new question.

Use the most of your imagination! :D

Time for question one! Since I'm the one who started the game, I'll do the honor xD :

What would happen if Apple opened a bakery? (like iPwns and iSmacks weren't enough...)
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  • edited December 2012
    Customers would complain about the service and the price of everything they sold, but they would still eat it up because of its convenience. Kinda like a Starbucks.

    What would happen if house pets developed sentience and the ability to use tools?
  • edited December 2012
    They would build their own homes and they won't be pets anymore.

    What would happen if Sonic Adventure 3 was announced?
  • edited December 2012
    Nothing, as every Sonic fan these days is wary of anything new from Sonic Team.

    What would happen if it were discovered dinosaurs could indeed be cloned?
  • edited December 2012
    Then people decide that instead of cloning them they will make a quick time event Jurrassic park game.

    What would happen if Sly Cooper Thieves In Time won Game of the year?
  • edited December 2012
    Every gamer in the world would revolt and start World War III.

    What would happen if the sky turned green?
  • edited December 2012
    A massive tornado would destroy everything in the area. (Because that really is what happens when the sky turns green.)

    What would happen if Disney bought out Telltale?
  • edited December 2012
    Then Mickey Mouse becomes Sam & Max's new partner.

    What would happen if a Tales of Monkey Island 2 finally happened?
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited December 2012
    Then that would mean LucasArts hired a new president.

    What would happen if the moon really was made out of cheese?
  • edited December 2012
    Wallace asks Eggman from the Sonic games to blow up half of the moon like he did in Sonic Adventure 2 so Wallace can eat it.

    What would happen if Mario and Sonic had a real crossover game where they have to team up to save the world from Browser and Eggman.
  • edited December 2012
    What would happen if Mario and Sonic had a real crossover game where they have to team up to save the world from Browser and Eggman.

    It would almost be the most epic thing ever if only Eggman were teaming up with Mario's adversary instead of teaming up with Internet Explorer.

    What would happen if people would both use spellcheck and re-read their posts before hitting "Post Reply"?
  • edited December 2012
    Then half the people on the fourms would only have spambots to complain about.

    What would happen if What would happen if Mario and Sonic had a real crossover game where they have to team up to save the world from Bowser (There's the correct spelling for you :rolleyes: ) and Eggman
  • edited December 2012
    Best thing evah. Nuff' said.

    What would happen if Sam & Max 401 came out tommorow, as a result of Telltale's secret project?
  • edited December 2012
    All TWD fans start crying about that Sam & Max is not serious like TWD and the fourms are divided into 2 parts. One for TWD fans and another for fans of TTG's other games.

    What would happen if Cartoon Network took away all their live action shoes keeping only Regular show,Young Justice,Adventure Time and Mad and then they announce they plan to make brand new seasons of their old cartoons like KND,The Batman,Dexter's Lab,Powerpuff Girls, Courage,Xiaolin Showdown (Yes i know there's going to be a sequel cartoon called Xiaolin Chronicles.) etc..
  • edited December 2012
    What would happen if people actually played forum games properly?
  • edited December 2012
    Ignoring the previous post.

    What would happen if The Doctor (of Doctor Who) spent most of his time in the United States instead of the United Kingdom?
  • edited December 2012
    He goes back in time and meets Conor from Assassin's Creed 3 in the US.

    What would happen if Simpsons finally went back to how good seasons 1-10 were.
  • edited December 2012
    People wouldn't care because they'd all written the show off years ago.

    What if rock music was more popular than today's "pop music"?
  • edited December 2012
    People would begin to go out in public dressed in tight-ass leather, schoolboy uniforms, shredded jeans, and bandanas.

    What would happen if there was an underground fight club for vampires?
  • edited December 2012
    That vampire from Twlight goes to it and gets his ass kicked.

    What would happen if a Jak 4 was made by Naughty Dog?
  • edited December 2012
    ryannumber1gamer would ask about Jak 5 on this thread instead.

    What would happen if we never invented pants?
  • edited December 2012
    This would happen a lot:

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    What would happen if the world had actually ended on December 21st, it's just that no one noticed?
  • edited December 2012
    nothing, all we(I) can ever know is that we(I) exist, nothing else is certain.

    What would happen if we invented the immortality pill ?
  • edited December 2012
    What would happen if we invented the immortality pill ?
    The Long Answer
    We'd all become so bored of immortality that we'd have to spend several very boring and tedious centuries inventing an anti-immortality pill. Either that or the world would eventually perish and implode and we would all be left to forever float in space, all in completely separate directions. Again this would be very boring and tedious indeed.
    The Short Answer
    We'd all be very bored.
    What Would Happen If...
    ...all electrical appliances in the world broke due to a huge surge of EMP hitting the planet and it would never be possible to build a functioning electronical device again?
  • edited December 2012
    St_Eddie wrote: »
    What Would Happen If...
    ...all electrical appliances in the world broke due to a huge surge of EMP hitting the planet and it would never be possible to build a functioning electronical device again?


    we would become Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light http://youtu.be/2j2MNcYx0Ag

    or we would just become like more advanced Amish people and then be incredibly bored :)

    What would happen if we could plug the internet into our brain?
  • edited December 2012
    Having porn on the brain takes on a whole new meaning. Plus, you could literally play video games in your sleep.


    What would happen if Telltale was purchased by Disney?
  • edited December 2012
    Upcoming titles would include Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Several Marvel Superheroes. All in all, a fair trade, I'd say.

    What would happen if Half-Life 2 Episode 3 was released?
  • edited December 2012
    All Half Life fans would run to Steam and buy it and finish a few hours later. Valve decides that since it took so long to make this episode that they say it would be the end of the Half Life 2 Story but now all Half Life fans say they want Portal 3 and Team Fortress 3.

    What would happen if the next Lego game was Lego Back to the Future?
  • edited December 2012
    What would happen if the next Lego game was Lego Back to the Future?
    The Answer
    It would be exactly the same collect-a-thon with crap gameplay, masquerading as actually being fun, as all the other ones. Regardless, it would still go on to sell like hotcakes and be proclaimed as the best thing since sliced bread. I would kill myself for truly failing to relate to other human beings.
    What Would Happen If...
    George Lucas' beard separated from it's master and went on to rule the world with an iron fist whisker?
  • edited December 2012
    George Lucas runs up and fights his beard using a lightsaber, They fight until George finally hits his beard and wins. But George then decides that he will take over and force everyone to watch new Star Wars movies and like them but everyone just laughs at him.

    What would happen if Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale 2 was announced and then when it came out it turns out to be better than Smash Bros?
  • edited December 2012
    Nintendo makes more money on Smash Bros anyway because Nintendo characters are more iconic and therefore more marketable.


    What would happen if Double Fine merged with Telltale?
  • edited December 2012
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    What would happen if Double Fine merged with Telltale?
    The Answer
    The world would lose Tim Schafer and Ron Gilbert to a games company who concentrates on making dumbed down, licensed games. Their first collaboration at Telltale would be on the title 'Twilight - Love Conquers All, With Sparkles'.

    The masses celebrate by applauding like a bunch of lobotomised seals. The traditional adventure game crowd shrugs at the predictability of it all, like a spouse in an abusive relationship, having just been given their daily beating.
    What Would Happen If...
    ...my aunt had bollocks?
  • edited December 2012
    St_Eddie wrote: »
    What Would Happen If...
    ...my aunt had bollocks?

    You'd have an uncle instead?

    What would happen if someone managed to achieve a reproducible cold fusion reaction? (I'm actually pretty interested in this answer)
  • edited December 2012
    You'd have an uncle instead?

    What would happen if someone managed to achieve a reproducible cold fusion reaction? (I'm actually pretty interested in this answer)
    The Answer
    They'd be proud of themselves.


    ... Sorry, that was rubbish. Um...

    What Would Happen If...
    Someone else managed to achieve a reproducible cold fusion reaction?
  • edited December 2012
    St_Eddie wrote: »

    What Would Happen If...
    Someone else managed to achieve a reproducible cold fusion reaction?[/CENTER]

    it would be the start of a new technological revolution that can design technology and technological infrastructures that can rely on infinite renewable energy

    what would happen if we invented the star trek replicators?
  • edited December 2012
    Laziness would run rampant. Most people would have no reason to work, because their replicator would create everything they need; and most businesses would die because no one would need their products.


    What would happen if cows had hands?
  • edited December 2012
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    Laziness would run rampant. Most people would have no reason to work, because their replicator would create everything they need; and most businesses would die because no one would need their products.


    What would happen if cows had hands?

    if they suddenly just got hands we would just have meals with cow hands in it, but if they had evolved hands it would be because they walk upright like us and with that they can carry things and use tools and with that their evolutionary advantages would shift towards intelligence, and then depending on the timing of all this they would probably be extinct because they would be a threat/competition to humans not food to breed so therefore more likely to not exist any more.

    what would happen if we knew (with 100% certainty) the planet was going to explode in ten years?
  • edited December 2012
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    What would happen if cows had hands?
    Answer
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    what would happen if we knew (with 100% certainty) the planet was going to explode in ten years?
    Answer
    We would all run around, doing what ever we wanted (which would primarily consist of having sex with each other). It would be like the last days of Rome.
    What Would Happen If...
    ...respectable music, film and games dominated the top ten charts, as opposed to complete garbage?
  • edited December 2012
    what would happen if we knew (with 100% certainty) the planet was going to explode in ten years?

    At least one person would spend time building a spaceship to send his newborn son to a distant planet in the hope that he might gain superpowers. Said child would die of starvation (not to mention potentially old age) long before he reached any useful destination.
    St_Eddie wrote: »
    What Would Happen If...
    ...respectable music, film and games dominated the top ten charts, as opposed to complete garbage?
    One man's junk is another man's treasure; so what is garbage to you is replaced by what is garbage to someone else.


    What would happen if... a hyperkinetic rabbity-thing won the next election for President of the United States?
  • edited December 2012
    Then a dog wearing a suit and that hyperkinetic rabbity-thing would start going on more adventures.

    What would happen if a Mario game came out on PS3, Wii U and Xbox 360?
  • edited December 2012
    Nintendo would lose any hope of selling Wii U systems if Mario was on the others.

    What would happen if we stopped asking about hypothetical video game releases in this thread?
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