Respond with a Quote from an Adventure Game

Chyron8472

This game requires you to respond to the previous post with a quote from a video game which belongs to the adventure game genre. This includes graphic adventure games (eg. Maniac Mansion, Loom, Space Quest) and text-based adventure games (eg. Zork, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) , but not games wherein QTE's are the primary method of interface (eg. Jurassic Park).

Also, this includes only games that are primarily adventure games, and not games of other genres (eg. RPGs) which have a few adventure game elements.



"Yes. Thank you, naive human. Now, I can finish taking over the world!"

Klatuu

Okay. But finish your trials first. I don't want you to be...preoccupied.

Jennifer

"You don't look stupid enough to have wandered here. I believe you're a spy!"

ryannumber1gamer

''How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?''

Epic Kiwi

I don't know, but if it weren't for the carefree innocence of this carnival, I'd be breakin' his kneecaps.

StrongBrush1

You're such an adorable urchin, Max.

Epic Kiwi

I don't want an amenity. I had to eat one of those while I was lost at sea, and it was terrible.

ryannumber1gamer

''I want to be a pirate''

Jennifer

The pirate ship is anchored just offshore. You'd best be on your way.

Epic Kiwi

Alexander takes out his magic map.

Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation.

ryannumber1gamer

''A pirate i was meant to be!''

Epic Kiwi

I'm beginning to sense a theme here.

Chyron8472

Oh, come on! That's the meanest looking spatula I've ever seen.

ryannumber1gamer

''Do you know the secret of Monkey Island?''

Chyron8472

You can see nothing, feel nothing, hear nothing, taste nothing, smell nothing, and are not entirely certain who you are.

ryannumber1gamer

''Well''

''Lets not do that again''

Chyron8472

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Jennifer

It appears that you are up the proverbial estuary without a means of locomotion.

StrongBrush1

This is what it would be like if Catch-22 had a meaner older brother.

Epic Kiwi

Percent sign, ampersand, dollar sign.

Jennifer

Ta-daaa! Well I didn't end up with the bags of cash, or the bags of cash shaped diamonds that I usually score when I cat-burgle, but at least I finally got my gloves on Homestar's stupid criminal record! Now maybe I can get him off my couch and away from my television!

Chyron8472

No, but I'll take one if you give me two pieces of eight.

ryannumber1gamer

''Hi Strong Bad''

Jennifer

He wisely ignores you.

ryannumber1gamer

''No no its pronounced Cheer him on''

Chyron8472

I could, if you would use some breath spray.

Jennifer

You take the full one from the garbage. 'Cuz, hey... free breath spray!

ryannumber1gamer

''Hey LeChuck want a breath mint?''

Klatuu

I am sorry sir, but there are no more mints. Somebody has eaten them all.

ryannumber1gamer

Can i have a cookie?

Chyron8472

Klatuu wrote: »

I am sorry sir, but there are no more mints. Somebody has eaten them all.

You're telling me.

Take one. Please.
TAKE A WHOLE ROLL!

ryannumber1gamer

Cookie?

StrongBrush1

I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

ryannumber1gamer

''This ain't a store!''

Chyron8472

Let's get down to brass tacks, shall we?

I know you want it...
...you know you want it...
...and I know that you know that I want to sell it, so...

ryannumber1gamer

''Do you have... Hugh Bliss tied up behind you?

Klatuu

You want it, I got it. And if I don't got it, I'll get it. I want to make you a deal that YOU'RE happy with. Because if YOU'RE not happy, I'M not happy. But I KNOW you're going to leave here happy today.

Chyron8472

Yes, happy in a dark, demonic way.

StrongBrush1

I wouldn't know, but I've begun my own decadent slide into a depraved personal hell just in case!

Jennifer

Who's that mean lookin' dude with the pitchfork? And who's that next to him?

Chyron8472

Bernard, don't be tuna-head! This is Sandy we're talking about.