Respond with a Quote from an Adventure Game

ryannumber1gamer

''I crack Sam up''

Jennifer

Get the hell out of here, Beavis!

ryannumber1gamer

''Let's Hurry Sam! we only got 14 minutes and 55 seconds of fame left!''

Chyron8472

Cash would be nice!

StrongBrush1

That and a big fat check.

ryannumber1gamer

Look Sam! there's someone famous!

Klatuu

Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Epic Kiwi

So you're like, George Washington.

ryannumber1gamer

It's the commissioner Max!

Jennifer

You're a detective, Bonds. Start earning your paycheck!

ryannumber1gamer

''My Ship!!!''

StrongBrush1

Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Chyron8472

[what adventure game is that from? I recognize it as a POTC quote.]


"That spiffy blue one by your office looks nice."

Jennifer

That is my special equipment. I use it to demonstrate my agility and grace.

Chyron8472

Apart from a label on the bottom saying "Made in Ibiza" it furnishes you with no clue as to its purpose, if indeed it has one. You are surprised to see it because you thought you'd thrown it away. Like most gifts from your aunt, you've been trying to get rid of it for years.

Klatuu

That's a completely unusable thingamabob

Chyron8472

Why, did you want to borrow one?

Klatuu

No, I need it to get back my banana picker.

ryannumber1gamer

''How appropriate, you fight like a cow!''

OzzieMonkey

You're not turning me into no cow!

ryannumber1gamer

''Banang!''

Chyron8472

Oh, that is so cliche!

Jennifer

Like fruit cake!

ryannumber1gamer

''Hey Max what do you say we start the office movie night a little early?''

Epic Kiwi

That doesn't work.

StrongBrush1

That's not going to help you.

Honestly, some people.

ryannumber1gamer

''Flint Paper!''

Chyron8472

By the way, you might want to think about putting out that fire. Someone could be hurt.

ryannumber1gamer

"Use.....claw thingie.....yourself..."

deleted_kyxc7lde962932

Ben, shut the fuck up!

coolsome

ryannumber1gamer

''What do nightmares taste like?''

Jennifer

Like fruit cake!

Chyron8472

I hope you enjoy your custard pie.

ryannumber1gamer

"That's the mast!"

Klatuu

What I wouldn't give for a water balloon right now.

ryannumber1gamer

"If ya love someone give them the gift of cheese" -Sam

StrongBrush1

Aww, that didn't work either. And now my cheese is looking at me funny.

Chyron8472

Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind.

Klatuu

Ouch! The wire's cutting into my flesh. I'd need something like a ... err ...

Has anyone here got a bolt cutter?