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Insult Sword Fighting

Harley QuinnHarley Quinn
edited August 2009 in Forum Games
Thought it would be interesting to start our own thread duel and learn more insults for your vocab. Use both classics and your own!

I'll start off with a classic

'You fight like a cow!'
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Comments

  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited June 2008
    There's only one response to this, and it is the chainsaw of insult swordfights... "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

    :D
  • MaxFanMaxFan
    edited June 2008
    Way to kill a thread before it starts ;)
  • Harley QuinnHarley Quinn
    edited June 2008
    Now, however can I top that?
  • xChri5xxChri5x
    edited June 2008
    I am rubber, you are glue
  • LinqueLinque
    edited June 2008
    "Your poor swordsmanship is only shadowed by your lack of creativity!"
  • xChri5xxChri5x
    edited June 2008
    "I can't use these things together"
  • LinqueLinque
    edited June 2008
    *swing* *shackle* *stab*

    Ha! Monsieur Chris, I will be having that map now!

    *sails away*
  • Harley QuinnHarley Quinn
    edited June 2008
    Look! It's a three headed monkey!
  • TrogLlamaTrogLlama
    edited June 2008
    Look! It's a three-headed OPOSSUM with THREE HEADS!
  • MysterysheepMysterysheep
    edited June 2008
    Failure!;)
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited June 2008
    yo mama's so ugly when she looked in a mirror the mirror said; "oh no! Michal Jackson escaped from prison!"

    (yeah i know, kinda strange. my friend told it to me.)
  • Strong Bad FanStrong Bad Fan
    edited June 2008
    <Insert awesome sentence here>
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited June 2008
    Strong Bad Fan wrote: »
    <Insert awesome sentence here>

    <Insert witty comeback here>
  • MolokovMolokov
    edited June 2008
    <Insert Loincloth here>
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited June 2008
    Molokov wrote: »
    <Insert Loincloth here>

    <Vomit here>
  • Harley QuinnHarley Quinn
    edited June 2008
    Computer says no.
  • Strong MaxStrong Max
    edited June 2008
    I'll kick your but in the face with a gun!:cool:
  • Strong Bad FanStrong Bad Fan
    edited June 2008
    <Insert another awesome sentence here>
  • NightlightNightlight
    edited June 2008
    "What's a stwuggle?"
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited June 2008
    Strong Bad Fan wrote: »
    <Insert another awesome sentence here>

    *groan*Dude, like a drunken/abusive father would say,'Once is annoying.Twice is a death sentence.' Help the gene pool, though.(I'm kidding)
  • Harley QuinnHarley Quinn
    edited June 2008
    Strong Bad Fan wrote: »
    <Insert another awesome sentence here>

    You soo would have been stabbed by now.
  • yogurtmano8675309yogurtmano8675309
    edited October 2008
    "haha your attacks are witty but can you handle this?"triple salchow!"STAB!!"
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited October 2008
    "You dress in the manner of a male prostitute!" OWNED.
  • KedriKedri
    edited October 2008
    Ug, man. We need more Monkey Island fans here...

    "You're no match for my brains, you poor fool."
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited October 2008
    "YOUR FACE is no match for my brains!"
  • Dr. ZoidbergDr. Zoidberg
    edited October 2008
    You're a Beatles album and I'm a hillbilly with a match!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited October 2008
    "Keep joking and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw."
    yes,i got that from the ringer
  • Dr. ZoidbergDr. Zoidberg
    edited October 2008
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    keep joking and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.

    [immaturity]That's what she said!!!!![/immaturity]
  • yogurtmano8675309yogurtmano8675309
    edited October 2008
    mine wasnt really an insult...your!no...my!no...ive got it!
    "would you like your grave to say "moron" or "idiot"?
  • Strong Bad FanStrong Bad Fan
    edited October 2008
    "You'll Get no Sympathy from me!"
  • BreakmanBreakman
    edited October 2008
    (This is going to be fun. Why didn't I see this topic sooner?)
    Strong Bad Fan wrote: »
    "You'll Get no Sympathy from me!"

    They said that when they handed you your colonoscopy fee?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited October 2008
    Anyone who reads this is a poo-poo head.
  • Dr. ZoidbergDr. Zoidberg
    edited October 2008
    You pair 'o pathetic parapetetics!!!!!
    Yes, I got that from Calvin and Hobbes.
  • Strong Bad FanStrong Bad Fan
    edited October 2008
    Breakman wrote: »
    (This is going to be fun. Why didn't I see this topic sooner?)



    They said that when they handed you your colonoscopy fee?

    I stole it from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

    Ike says it.

    Edit: I don't have Brawl or a Wii.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited October 2008
    Why not? NERD.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited October 2008
    Whats up...NOT YOUR IQ!!!THATS NEVER UP!!!
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited October 2008
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    Whats up...NOT YOUR IQ!!!THATS NEVER UP!!!

    Neither are the chances of you getting a girlfriend.
  • Dr. ZoidbergDr. Zoidberg
    edited October 2008
    I just came back from the mental institution.Your parents said hi.(don't ask why I was at the mental institution)
  • yogurtmano8675309yogurtmano8675309
    edited October 2008
    someguyfromazoo wrote: »
    Neither are the chances of you getting a girlfriend.

    mega burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • BreakmanBreakman
    edited October 2008
    Does anyone actually know how to "Insult Sword Fight"? It looks as if people are just throwing random insults... ^^;;;
    Dr. Zoidberg wrote: »
    I just came back from the mental institution.Your parents said hi.

    After picking up your medication? Is that how you fly?
    (I'm not satisfied with that comeback. I didn't want to say "is that how you get high" for obvious reasons. XP That was a hard attack... ^^; )
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