Insult Sword Fighting

edited August 2009 in Forum Games
Thought it would be interesting to start our own thread duel and learn more insults for your vocab. Use both classics and your own!

I'll start off with a classic

'You fight like a cow!'
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  • edited June 2008
    There's only one response to this, and it is the chainsaw of insult swordfights... "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

    :D
  • edited June 2008
    Way to kill a thread before it starts ;)
  • edited June 2008
    Now, however can I top that?
  • edited June 2008
    I am rubber, you are glue
  • edited June 2008
    "Your poor swordsmanship is only shadowed by your lack of creativity!"
  • edited June 2008
    "I can't use these things together"
  • edited June 2008
    *swing* *shackle* *stab*

    Ha! Monsieur Chris, I will be having that map now!

    *sails away*
  • edited June 2008
    Look! It's a three headed monkey!
  • edited June 2008
    Look! It's a three-headed OPOSSUM with THREE HEADS!
  • edited June 2008
    Failure!;)
  • edited June 2008
    yo mama's so ugly when she looked in a mirror the mirror said; "oh no! Michal Jackson escaped from prison!"

    (yeah i know, kinda strange. my friend told it to me.)
  • edited June 2008
    <Insert awesome sentence here>
  • edited June 2008
    <Insert awesome sentence here>

    <Insert witty comeback here>
  • edited June 2008
    <Insert Loincloth here>
  • edited June 2008
    Molokov wrote: »
    <Insert Loincloth here>

    <Vomit here>
  • edited June 2008
    Computer says no.
  • edited June 2008
    I'll kick your but in the face with a gun!:cool:
  • edited June 2008
    <Insert another awesome sentence here>
  • edited June 2008
    "What's a stwuggle?"
  • edited June 2008
    <Insert another awesome sentence here>

    *groan*Dude, like a drunken/abusive father would say,'Once is annoying.Twice is a death sentence.' Help the gene pool, though.(I'm kidding)
  • edited June 2008
    <Insert another awesome sentence here>

    You soo would have been stabbed by now.
  • edited October 2008
    "haha your attacks are witty but can you handle this?"triple salchow!"STAB!!"
  • edited October 2008
    "You dress in the manner of a male prostitute!" OWNED.
  • edited October 2008
    Ug, man. We need more Monkey Island fans here...

    "You're no match for my brains, you poor fool."
  • edited October 2008
    "YOUR FACE is no match for my brains!"
  • edited October 2008
    You're a Beatles album and I'm a hillbilly with a match!
  • edited October 2008
    "Keep joking and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw."
    yes,i got that from the ringer
  • edited October 2008
    keep joking and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.

    [immaturity]That's what she said!!!!![/immaturity]
  • edited October 2008
    mine wasnt really an insult...your!no...my!no...ive got it!
    "would you like your grave to say "moron" or "idiot"?
  • edited October 2008
    "You'll Get no Sympathy from me!"
  • edited October 2008
    (This is going to be fun. Why didn't I see this topic sooner?)
    "You'll Get no Sympathy from me!"

    They said that when they handed you your colonoscopy fee?
  • edited October 2008
    Anyone who reads this is a poo-poo head.
  • edited October 2008
    You pair 'o pathetic parapetetics!!!!!
    Yes, I got that from Calvin and Hobbes.
  • edited October 2008
    Breakman wrote: »
    (This is going to be fun. Why didn't I see this topic sooner?)



    They said that when they handed you your colonoscopy fee?

    I stole it from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

    Ike says it.

    Edit: I don't have Brawl or a Wii.
  • edited October 2008
    Why not? NERD.
  • edited October 2008
    Whats up...NOT YOUR IQ!!!THATS NEVER UP!!!
  • edited October 2008
    Whats up...NOT YOUR IQ!!!THATS NEVER UP!!!

    Neither are the chances of you getting a girlfriend.
  • edited October 2008
    I just came back from the mental institution.Your parents said hi.(don't ask why I was at the mental institution)
  • edited October 2008
    Neither are the chances of you getting a girlfriend.

    mega burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited October 2008
    Does anyone actually know how to "Insult Sword Fight"? It looks as if people are just throwing random insults... ^^;;;
    I just came back from the mental institution.Your parents said hi.

    After picking up your medication? Is that how you fly?
    (I'm not satisfied with that comeback. I didn't want to say "is that how you get high" for obvious reasons. XP That was a hard attack... ^^; )
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