Enough tricks, Tricks are for kids!
-Carl from Family Matters
Did you ever wonder what life would be like if you weren't deprived of oxygen at birth?
-?
Why don't you bore a hole in your head and let the sap run out?
-Groucho Marx
I'll bet when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother.
-The Three Stooges
Go ahead, make my day.
-Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)
I know that was a lot, but I thought I'd get all of my favorites out before I get into some original business. I warn you though, business is my business
You crapped your pants wile watching Manos the Hands of Fate. Twice. Once from when you fell asleep, once from when that horrifying "Meeting Torgo" scene.
Hey, where did you get those clothes? The toilet store? Yo' mama's so fat, her blood type is ham! Eeeverything you know is wrong...
You fail so much, none of these insults can describe it.
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But my last stab[fencing punnery] at it was met with a "your face" rebuttal, and that turned me off the topic...but I can try again:
I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!
...So yes.
Unless they see your acne-ridden face...
The trick is to ignore everyone else who isn't playing right. ;p
Not before I slice you up into a ribbon bouquet.
*reacquires game face*
There are no words for how disgusting you are.
That was pure genius!!!
At least I don't look like I stumbled out of a bar...
*retaliates*
I'll block any attack, day or night.
holy moly!!!:eek:
I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!
Do you kiss The Ugly One with that mouth? It must be poisoness!
The correct comeback was actually 'Your odour alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated', but I'll take yours too!
-Carl from Family Matters
Did you ever wonder what life would be like if you weren't deprived of oxygen at birth?
-?
Why don't you bore a hole in your head and let the sap run out?
-Groucho Marx
I'll bet when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother.
-The Three Stooges
Go ahead, make my day.
-Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)
I know that was a lot, but I thought I'd get all of my favorites out before I get into some original business. I warn you though, business is my business
Your mom and a brick have lots in common,
theyre both dirty
and they both get laid by mexicans
lol, a joke this crude could only be found on the official XBOX forums.
Yo' mama's so fat, her blood type is ham!
Eeeverything you know is wrong...
You fail so much, none of these insults can describe it.
Isn't that from Anchorman?
and thrown back onto earth because she was crowding up the place!!!
Whoa! I just topped you all!!!
Snicklin Dexterity: 4
Your Dexterity: 386
You have initiative.
Compy 386 attacks!
-->attack with quip
"Hey, bread boy! Why dontcha mosy on back to the pantry, or I'll toast you and eat you for breakfast!"
Yo mamma's so dumb she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken!
Yo papa's so fat, the mailman thought he was the house next door!
Yo mamma's so cheap, she sold her soul to the devil on Boxing Day!
Yo mamma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
Yo mamma is so stupid, it said on the weather channell that it would be chilli,so she ran outside with a bowl
Yo papa died in the war because he held his gun backwards!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the zoo the zookeeper shouted "Mary! You left the door to the elephant cage open again!"
Yo mamma's so ugly, she had a stroke because her heart tried to commit suicide!
Darkblade07 Dexterity: 27
Your Dexterity: 386
You have initiative.
Compy 386 attacks!
-->attack with quip
"Hey, Darkbutt! I sure hope your mind isn't as dull as that second-hand butterknife you named yourself after!"
...TIME FOR SOME POKEMON REFERENCES!!!
I choose you, Yo mamma Joke-achu!!!
"I saw yo mamma kicking a can down the road and asked what she was doing,she replied, "I'm moving"!!!!"
Attack failed.
So did yo mamma in Kindergarden!
Those are all taken. I feel very sorry at the fact that you rip quotes off of Yo Momma cards just so you can actually be noticed.
Ha! Take that!