Insult Sword Fighting

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  • edited October 2008
    I do...'-'

    But my last stab[fencing punnery] at it was met with a "your face" rebuttal, and that turned me off the topic...but I can try again:

    I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!
  • edited October 2008
    You gonna cry?
  • edited October 2008
    MANLY MEN DON'T CRY.

    ...So yes.
  • edited October 2008
    MANLY MEN DON'T CRY.

    ...So yes.

    Unless they see your acne-ridden face...
  • edited October 2008
    [size=+11]double mega burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]
  • edited October 2008
    My only acne is concealed under my MANLY hair. Unlike you, pilmple-face Bill.
  • edited October 2008
    Oh, so you have Hypertrichosis? Or Hirsutism?
  • edited October 2008
    It's on my upper forehead, you moron.
  • edited October 2008
    Look, I'll bet you all have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so I just scared you all bigtime.
  • edited October 2008
    Kedri wrote: »
    But my last stab[fencing punnery] at it was met with a "your face" rebuttal, and that turned me off the topic...but I can try again

    The trick is to ignore everyone else who isn't playing right. ;p
    I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!

    Not before I slice you up into a ribbon bouquet.
  • edited October 2008
    :D

    *reacquires game face*

    There are no words for how disgusting you are.
  • edited October 2008
    Your existence isn't just not making the world better, it's actually making the world worse.
  • edited October 2008
    Look, I'll bet you all have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so I just scared you all bigtime.

    That was pure genius!!!
  • edited October 2008
    Aw shaddup Queen ugly bitch, ruler of the Whorelianio
  • edited October 2008
    Kedri wrote: »
    :D
    There are no words for how disgusting you are.

    At least I don't look like I stumbled out of a bar...

    *retaliates*

    I'll block any attack, day or night.
  • edited November 2008
    Aw shaddup Queen ugly bitch, ruler of the Whorelianio

    holy moly!!!:eek:
  • edited November 2008
    This thread has so many insults flying about, I'm not sure who I'm addressing...

    I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!
  • edited November 2008
    This thread has so many insults flying about, I'm not sure who I'm addressing...

    I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!

    Do you kiss The Ugly One with that mouth? It must be poisoness!
  • edited November 2008
    Do you kiss The Ugly One with that mouth? It must be poisoness!

    The correct comeback was actually 'Your odour alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated', but I'll take yours too!
  • edited November 2008
    Enough tricks, Tricks are for kids!
    -Carl from Family Matters

    Did you ever wonder what life would be like if you weren't deprived of oxygen at birth?
    -?

    Why don't you bore a hole in your head and let the sap run out?
    -Groucho Marx

    I'll bet when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother.
    -The Three Stooges

    Go ahead, make my day.
    -Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)

    I know that was a lot, but I thought I'd get all of my favorites out before I get into some original business. I warn you though, business is my business ;)
  • edited November 2008
    You crapped your pants wile watching Manos the Hands of Fate. Twice. Once from when you fell asleep, once from when that horrifying "Meeting Torgo" scene.
  • edited November 2008
    Look who talking Mr. Afraid-of-that-robot-from-Santa-Clause-conquers-the-martians-erson
  • edited November 2008
    sry if this is racist, but:
    Your mom and a brick have lots in common,
    theyre both dirty
    and they both get laid by mexicans





    lol, a joke this crude could only be found on the official XBOX forums.
  • edited November 2008
    Hey, where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?
    Yo' mama's so fat, her blood type is ham!
    Eeeverything you know is wrong...
    You fail so much, none of these insults can describe it.
  • edited November 2008
    Raggle fraggle says you, the bear-a-lope!
  • edited November 2008
    That made absolutely no sense.
  • edited November 2008
    Hey, where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?

    Isn't that from Anchorman?
  • edited November 2008
    Oh, yeah? Well, you... you look like a fool! *Misses pathetically*
  • edited November 2008
    The only person who can bear to look at you is your mother, and even she must wear protective eye goggles!
  • edited November 2008
    Yo mamma is so fat she died not to long ago and was kicked out of hell
    and thrown back onto earth because she was crowding up the place!!!
  • edited December 2008
    You're a facewitch!

    Whoa! I just topped you all!!!
  • edited December 2008
    Entering Combat...

    Snicklin Dexterity: 4

    Your Dexterity: 386

    You have initiative.

    Compy 386 attacks!

    -->attack with quip

    "Hey, bread boy! Why dontcha mosy on back to the pantry, or I'll toast you and eat you for breakfast!"
  • edited December 2008
    Yo mamma is so poor she had to put a small fry on layaway!
  • edited December 2008
    Yo mamma is so poor she had to put a small fry on layaway!

    Yo mamma's so dumb she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken!

    Yo papa's so fat, the mailman thought he was the house next door!

    Yo mamma's so cheap, she sold her soul to the devil on Boxing Day!
  • edited December 2008
    Yo mamma is so dumb she bought a donut and took it back cause it had a hole in it

    Yo mamma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

    Yo mamma is so stupid, it said on the weather channell that it would be chilli,so she ran outside with a bowl
  • edited December 2008
    Yo mamma is so dumb she bought a donut and took it back cause it had a hole in it

    Yo mamma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

    Yo mamma is so stupid, it said on the weather channell that it would be chilli,so she ran outside with a bowl

    Yo papa died in the war because he held his gun backwards!

    Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the zoo the zookeeper shouted "Mary! You left the door to the elephant cage open again!"

    Yo mamma's so ugly, she had a stroke because her heart tried to commit suicide!
  • edited December 2008
    Entering Combat...

    Darkblade07 Dexterity: 27

    Your Dexterity: 386

    You have initiative.

    Compy 386 attacks!

    -->attack with quip

    "Hey, Darkbutt! I sure hope your mind isn't as dull as that second-hand butterknife you named yourself after!"
  • edited December 2008
    Compy 386 wrote: »
    Entering Combat...

    Darkblade07 Dexterity: 27

    Your Dexterity: 386

    You have initiative.

    Compy 386 attacks!

    -->attack with quip

    "Hey, Darkbutt! I sure hope your mind isn't as dull as that second-hand butterknife you named yourself after!"

    ...TIME FOR SOME POKEMON REFERENCES!!!

    I choose you, Yo mamma Joke-achu!!!

    "I saw yo mamma kicking a can down the road and asked what she was doing,she replied, "I'm moving"!!!!"
  • edited December 2008
    ...TIME FOR SOME POKEMON REFERENCES!!!

    I choose you, Yo mamma Joke-achu!!!

    "I saw yo mamma kicking a can down the road and asked what she was doing,she replied, "I'm moving"!!!!"

    Attack failed.

    So did yo mamma in Kindergarden!
  • edited December 2008
    Compy 386 wrote: »
    Yo mamma's so dumb she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken!

    Yo papa's so fat, the mailman thought he was the house next door!

    Yo mamma's so cheap, she sold her soul to the devil on Boxing Day!

    Those are all taken. I feel very sorry at the fact that you rip quotes off of Yo Momma cards just so you can actually be noticed.

    Ha! Take that!
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