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Snicklin
January 2009
edited January 2009
You get so many you choke.
I wish I could fly. (You can see where this is going)
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, But you get shot down by X, and then your corpse is retrieved by Star wolf and sold as Cheap sandwich filler.
I wish that I could wish.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
you fail...miserably.
I brick that I could stare holes into things.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, But the next time you wake up you look down and... OH GOD, THE PAIN!
I wish that my hands were made of Sandwiches.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
they're now pain sandwiches, when you eat them, It hurts.
I brick for another drink.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, but when you drink it, your head asplodes.
I wish for a Vending Machine.
16_BIT_MARIO1
January 2009
edited January 2009
You get the vending machine in the other thread.
I wish Nintendo would stop making those horrible Mario Party games.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
they make the mario does the weekly shopping series instead.
I brick for a good microphone for my computer.
16_BIT_MARIO1
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, a high quality microphone falls on top of your computer.
I wish the Jealous Bass would just die already and let me see Duster.
StinkomanFan
January 2009
edited January 2009
He dies but there's no Duster just Lucky
I brick for Mother 3
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
you get 3 mothers, and they all ground you for a year.
I brick for a video character to become my best friend.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, But its Slippy.
I wish for Earthbound to be released in Europe.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
It is released but gets sold out before you can get a copy.
I brick for a bet brick.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, But I don't know what it is so you get murdered.
I wish to get my entire body set on fire and painfully burned. (I have
ISSUES
don't I?)
16_BIT_MARIO1
January 2009
edited January 2009
You burn for all eternity in HELL.
I wish for Kumatora. Or something.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, But you're so vague that instead you get your own section in Uncyclopedia.
I wish I was the Hero for once.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
you become the hero, but a rubbish one, and die in the first episode of whatever tv program you're the hero of.
I brick for batteries that will last for longer than a day in my wii remote.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, but they only lasted One day and a Second.
I wish I could do a barrel roll.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
granted, but every second of every day you hear "do a barrel roll" over and over.
I brick that my thread wouldn't keep dying and then reviving after about week.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, but now it keeps dieing then reviving after about a
YEAR
.
I wish I was some kind of Anthropomorphic Mammal (Preferably a Fox or Vixen)
StinkomanFan
January 2009
edited January 2009
You're now a mouse
I brick i had a Chuck Norris action figure
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, But it just Roundhouse Kick'd you.
I wish I was a Vixen.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
you become a vixen, and then die, from a desease that only affects vixens.
I brick for a broken pen.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, but its sharp and you stab yourself to death with it.
I wish I was a Vixen or a fox (SERIOUSLY, PLEASE!)
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
loads of people shout "NO", and hate you, but luckily, the wish worked.
I brick for twelve left hands.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, but they all have an Even number of fingers.
I wish for a delicious meal for everyone on this thread, as thankyou for such wonderful Wishes being granted.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
You get a delicious poison, lucky you.
I brick for a machine to change peoples shape and form.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, And it comes under possession of the Villains (Lucky us
)
I
BRICK
for a Japanese anime DVD.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
you get one, but it's bad quality.
I brick for something new and exiting.
Snicklin
January 2009
edited January 2009
The word "brick" is now replaced with "wiz"
I wiz I was more awesome than anyone.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, But that "Anyone" is Pichu, and EVERYONE is more awesome than him.
I wish for Cereal.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
you get "poison-o's", sweet.
I brick for 011011110000100011101110100.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, but the Granter mistranslates it as "Rabid Bees"
I wish I had more Krystal in my Games.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
you get more of her, but as extemely hard to find easter eggs.
I brick for a text loop of a dog barking.
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, But in the background there's people saying Satanic messages (and adverting Killzone 6)
I wish for a Spork. (or a Foon)
Snicklin
January 2009
edited January 2009
You get a powl because it glitched.
I wiz I would never have any embarrasing physical problems.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
you instead get embarassing mental problems.
I brick for my own video game company.
Snicklin
January 2009
edited January 2009
The IRS sues you guys out of existance.
I wish I could run faster than everyone.
Mouldcube
January 2009
edited January 2009
you run right into a wall.
I brick for some...stufffffffffffffffffffffinnnnnnngg???
Ray-The-Sun
January 2009
edited January 2009
Granted, but someones stuffs you with it.
I wish I was the Villain.
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I wish I could fly. (You can see where this is going)
I wish that I could wish.
I brick that I could stare holes into things.
I wish that my hands were made of Sandwiches.
I brick for another drink.
I wish for a Vending Machine.
I wish Nintendo would stop making those horrible Mario Party games.
I brick for a good microphone for my computer.
I wish the Jealous Bass would just die already and let me see Duster.
I brick for Mother 3
I brick for a video character to become my best friend.
I wish for Earthbound to be released in Europe.
I brick for a bet brick.
I wish to get my entire body set on fire and painfully burned. (I have ISSUES don't I?)
I wish for Kumatora. Or something.
I wish I was the Hero for once.
I brick for batteries that will last for longer than a day in my wii remote.
I wish I could do a barrel roll.
I brick that my thread wouldn't keep dying and then reviving after about week.
I wish I was some kind of Anthropomorphic Mammal (Preferably a Fox or Vixen)
I brick i had a Chuck Norris action figure
I wish I was a Vixen.
I brick for a broken pen.
I wish I was a Vixen or a fox (SERIOUSLY, PLEASE!)
I brick for twelve left hands.
I wish for a delicious meal for everyone on this thread, as thankyou for such wonderful Wishes being granted.
I brick for a machine to change peoples shape and form.
I BRICK for a Japanese anime DVD.
I brick for something new and exiting.
I wiz I was more awesome than anyone.
I wish for Cereal.
I brick for 011011110000100011101110100.
I wish I had more Krystal in my Games.
I brick for a text loop of a dog barking.
I wish for a Spork. (or a Foon)
I wiz I would never have any embarrasing physical problems.
I brick for my own video game company.
I wish I could run faster than everyone.
I brick for some...stufffffffffffffffffffffinnnnnnngg???
I wish I was the Villain.