Granted, but all the people who go to your website happen to be idiots. Their suggestions are so dumb and stupid that the website actually would end up worse if you took their advice.
I wish for some headache medicine to relieve my currently aching head (really, it aches).
You're life becomes a huge awsomeness list that you have to get 100% on in order to get a t-shirt, and in the mean time die of cold because you don't have one yet.
I brick that my wii didn't decide to "downgrade" and stop playing super smash bros brawl.
It would be granted, but a jillion probably isn't a real number, and even if it was, there's not a jillion dollars in existence and your money would be counterfeit.
I wish for a perfect sandwich that's not poisoned, won't crush me, won't spontaneously combust, or do anything to hurt me, and that I can actually EAT it.
Granted, but as they say, "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch." Just as you polish off the sandwich, a sandwich vendor shows up at your doorstep demanding you cough up cash you never knew you owed him. A frantic search through your pockets leaves you two cents short. The vendor is a psychotically impatient man, and proceeds to thrust a bowie knife into your back just as you turn around to go hunting for stray pennies between the couch cushions.
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I brick for a new TV
I brick for this thread to stop getting so weird.
I wish for a new brick
This isn't as interesting, I wish for it to go silly again...plus I've noticed two answers where the wish hasn't gone wrong.
I wish for the unreleased mac os "Snow Leopard" in working condition.
I brick that more people went on to my website, and sent emails telling me how to improve it.
I wish for some headache medicine to relieve my currently aching head (really, it aches).
I brick that I could be bothered to upload my latest video to youtube.
i wish for nothing
I wish life was AWESOME!
I brick that my wii didn't decide to "downgrade" and stop playing super smash bros brawl.
I wish for the "spirts of '76" game.
I brick for a superpower of some sort.
I wish for a cure to Cancer
I brick for a wall around my next door neibours house, that they can't get out of. :evilface:
I wish that I was Snake in SSBB (So I could be a Massive Cheap-Ass)
I wish that all the letter e's were replaced with z's.
I wish for an Oeey Osbornz CD
I wish for a szcond Strong Bad sings CD
I brick for zvzry wish in thz world that dozsn't go wrong zvzr.
I brick for a nzw friznd
I wish for Strikethrough
I brick for tomorrow to get here quicker.
I wish for something Krystal/Falco related...
I brick Ray-The-Sun wasn't so obsessed with star fox things.
I wish I wasn't obsessed with Naruto... BELIEVE IT!
I wish for some chocolate milk
I wish for a yo-yo.
I wish that... Umm... I WAS OBSESSED ABOUT STARFOX!
I wish that mr. game and watch lived with Ray-The-Sun.
I wish that Mr. Game & Watch could cook Sausages without burning them.
I wish that I had a great roommate.
I wish that another videogame character was my roommate (Prefferably NOT Falco or Krystal no Nope.)
I wish I was something else.
I wish for "Ideas"...
I wish for like a jillion dollars.
I wish for a perfect sandwich that's not poisoned, won't crush me, won't spontaneously combust, or do anything to hurt me, and that I can actually EAT it.
I wish I was Queen of Canada!
I wish for Truth.
I wish for many boxes