Granted, however, you can only change them into the same shape with slightly different noses, their resume forms into slightly better ones, and their mentality into.... thinking about hot dogs.
I wish that there wasn't a man staring at me through the window.
Granted. You eat it and enjoy it immensely. However, tomorrow you wake up to discover that your house has burned to the ground (excluding a small section where you sleep) due to reasons that are completely unrelated to the meal you ate.
I wish that the next post in this thread does not predict anything unfortunate happening to me.
Granted. I am not going to predict anything unfortunate happening to you. I will merely point out the fact that your face has already turned into a hideous pile. Seriously man. It just happened. Just before I started talking, so I'm not actually predicting anything. Just saying.
I wish for the power to negate the effects of all rediculously unfortunate things that might be revealed in the next post.
Nothing ever goes wrong with your the wish or your life. After many days of pure bliss you soon realize that life is very boring when everything goes your way, and it becomes a living hell, kind of like in that one episode of the Twilight Zone.
I wish that Douglas Adams would come back from the dead and punch Eoin Colfer in the face and write the sixth Hithchhikers Guide to The Galaxy book himself.
Granted. However, the Pepsi appears behind many layers of security that only your worst enemies can penetrate. And, as an added bonus, the Pepsi has no negative effects on them!
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I brick for a distinguishing (how do you spell it?) feture.
I wish I had a book of Carpet Samples (That's on fire)
I brick that I had the rest of a dragon's parts as well as the tail I now have.
I wish I had a DSi
I brick for a quest to go on.
I wish I had the +1 sword of Yurrai. (No, I don't know what that is either)
I brick for a GOOD roommate.
I wish I lived with mould and his roommate.
I brick for my own neighbourhood where everyone is a video game character.
I wish I had FIRE!
I brick for a park in the neighbourhood (I'm building this up as much as I can).
I wish i could see what it's like to be eaten alive by a woman.
I brick for a corner shop in the neighbourhood.
I wish for a Video rental shop in the neighbourhood.
I brick for a good girlfriend.
I wish for... Ummm... A copy of Starfox2?
I wish for freedom
I wish for a good meal that I can safely and comfortably eat.
I wish for a stylish hat. Just an ordinary hat. Not an exploding hat or a hat filled with spikes. ORDINARY. STYLISH. HAT.
I wish I was DOWN IN THE TRUDGEMANK!
I wish for a Golden Retriever puppy.
I wish I had the Soul of a Nintendo character.
I brick for more ideas for my third Derik the viking story.
I wish I had a printer that actually worked.
I brick for a camel.
I wish I had a weapon (For Suicide)
I brick for 5 bottles of acid.
I wish I had a GC controller that Doesn't freeze up every other 10 seconds.
I brick to be better at making animated GIFs.
I wish... I had a Pen.
I brick that I hadn't had my life ruined by RTS.
I wish for a gumball
Granted, but now you got your life ruined by My alter ego, Crush-Ray just another person.
I wish that I could alter people's Shape/Form/Mentality at will.
I wish that there wasn't a man staring at me through the window.
I wish for a satisfying dinner that won't burn, kill, or injure me, or get me in any legal trouble.
*Jibblie*
Granted. You eat it and enjoy it immensely. However, tomorrow you wake up to discover that your house has burned to the ground (excluding a small section where you sleep) due to reasons that are completely unrelated to the meal you ate.
I wish that the next post in this thread does not predict anything unfortunate happening to me.
I wish for the power to negate the effects of all rediculously unfortunate things that might be revealed in the next post.
I wish that Douglas Adams would come back from the dead and punch Eoin Colfer in the face and write the sixth Hithchhikers Guide to The Galaxy book himself.
I wish I could create gallons of Pepsi at the click of my fingers (And the pepsi will not have any negative effects at all)
I wish my face was no longer a hideous pile.