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  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited April 2009
    A: Only on Thursdays for about 7 seconds at 2:56 AM.

    Q: How's life?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited April 2009
    A: Awful

    Q: Is Obama racist?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    A: Are you?

    Q: is it cliché to say 'that's so ciché'?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited April 2009
    A: I don't think I've heard anyone say "that's so ciché".

    Q: Can dogs look up?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    A: No. They can, however, throw up.

    Q: What does the cow say?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited April 2009
    A: "The cow says 'moooooo'"

    Q: How did I lose?!
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited April 2009
    A: You failed to win.

    Q: Hey, look! Is that [insert celebrity name here]?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    A: No! It's even better looking [insert celebrity name here]!

    Q: What would the hybrid be called if a liger and a tigon had a baby?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    Q: A mutt.

    A: What is the answer to this question?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: Purple shoelaces on Easter Island. I mean, obviously.

    Q: Why can't I think of any good jokes?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited May 2009
    Because your mom.

    Why is life in Plastic "Fantastic"?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: Obviously, you've never been plastic. It gets self-explanatory after that.

    Q: If Joe has six apples, and Gary takes four of them, is Gary a jerk for stealing from his friends?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A:Yes, very yes

    Q:If a train goes at 500 miles an hour hits a man going 3 miles does life mean anything?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    A: Yes. Not that we'll ever figure out what it means.

    Q: Why is my microwave smoking?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited May 2009
    Because of peer pressure.

    Why does my clock flash 12:00?
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited May 2009
    A: Because it is in need of an update?

    Q: Where's a good pace to get an iPhone case?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A: From a pacemaker

    Q: Why is Jack Black better then other celebs out their?
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited May 2009
    StinkomanFan wrote: »
    A: From a pacemaker

    Q: Why is Jack Black better then other celebs out their?

    A: Because he's not a Scientologist.

    Q: Who invented alcoholic drinks?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited May 2009
    A:nintensoft
    Q: why is the sky above us?
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited May 2009
    Because the ground already took the floor spot.

    How do I feel right now?
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited May 2009
    A: because if it was below us, we would fall.
    Q:why hasent there been a guitar hero/rock band videogame music edition yet?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    A: because music isn't the same as rock.

    Q: what is that over there?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: Yo MAMA. OOOOH NO I DI'NT

    Q: Why is that the automatic response to pretty much anything?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A: Because shuddup

    Q: Will the owner of a blue pickup please turn off their headlights?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: If he notices it, then yes, he will.

    Q: If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and it lands on a mime, does anyone care?
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    A: yes, because it would blow up and kill everyone. Oh, you said miMe? Crap.

    Q: oh, I don't care. Just answer with something stupid.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    A - I'm apathetic. Go get your own answer.

    Q - What color would you use to describe any number above 4?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: Um. UM. UM. PURPLE.

    Q: Why is everybody obsessed with Twilight?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A:Because sparkles apparantly make everything cool

    Q: If i bought googles and wore them on my head would I look stupid?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    A: By googles, do you mean googly-eyes.jpg?

    If so, then yes.

    Q: What makes the world go 'round?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: Googles.

    Q: What is wrong with this question?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A: Googles

    Q: Did I mean to say goggles?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    A: Goog-*shot*

    Q: How did I live through getting shot? Or... DID I?
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited May 2009
    A: By eating your vegetables.
    Q: How many days until the zombie uprising?
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited May 2009
    A: If you seen all the spam on youtube lately, you would know that the zombies are already here.

    Q: What's lucasarts going to reveal at E3?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: Star Wars: Teh Something-Or-Other.

    Q: Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A: the cookie jar murderer!

    Q:Who ran so far away?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    A: The cookie jar murderer!

    Q: Queersaywhat?
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    A:Who?

    Q:Who invented Googles?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited May 2009
    A - Barney Google. Oh, wait, nobody's going to understand that. Okay, so I'm a musician (to some extent), and a lot of the music I play is Dixieland becuase that's what my private instructor plays. He gave me this huge book of dixieland tunes, and one is called Barney Google.

    Heh. Reading that definitely wasn't worth your time.

    Q - Did you read everything I just wrote?
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