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  • edited April 2009
    A: Only on Thursdays for about 7 seconds at 2:56 AM.

    Q: How's life?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Awful

    Q: Is Obama racist?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Are you?

    Q: is it cliché to say 'that's so ciché'?
  • edited April 2009
    A: I don't think I've heard anyone say "that's so ciché".

    Q: Can dogs look up?
  • edited April 2009
    A: No. They can, however, throw up.

    Q: What does the cow say?
  • edited April 2009
    A: "The cow says 'moooooo'"

    Q: How did I lose?!
  • edited April 2009
    A: You failed to win.

    Q: Hey, look! Is that [insert celebrity name here]?
  • edited April 2009
    A: No! It's even better looking [insert celebrity name here]!

    Q: What would the hybrid be called if a liger and a tigon had a baby?
  • edited May 2009
    Q: A mutt.

    A: What is the answer to this question?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Purple shoelaces on Easter Island. I mean, obviously.

    Q: Why can't I think of any good jokes?
  • edited May 2009
    Because your mom.

    Why is life in Plastic "Fantastic"?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Obviously, you've never been plastic. It gets self-explanatory after that.

    Q: If Joe has six apples, and Gary takes four of them, is Gary a jerk for stealing from his friends?
  • edited May 2009
    A:Yes, very yes

    Q:If a train goes at 500 miles an hour hits a man going 3 miles does life mean anything?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Yes. Not that we'll ever figure out what it means.

    Q: Why is my microwave smoking?
  • edited May 2009
    Because of peer pressure.

    Why does my clock flash 12:00?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Because it is in need of an update?

    Q: Where's a good pace to get an iPhone case?
  • edited May 2009
    A: From a pacemaker

    Q: Why is Jack Black better then other celebs out their?
  • edited May 2009
    A: From a pacemaker

    Q: Why is Jack Black better then other celebs out their?

    A: Because he's not a Scientologist.

    Q: Who invented alcoholic drinks?
  • edited May 2009
    A:nintensoft
    Q: why is the sky above us?
  • edited May 2009
    Because the ground already took the floor spot.

    How do I feel right now?
  • edited May 2009
    A: because if it was below us, we would fall.
    Q:why hasent there been a guitar hero/rock band videogame music edition yet?
  • edited May 2009
    A: because music isn't the same as rock.

    Q: what is that over there?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Yo MAMA. OOOOH NO I DI'NT

    Q: Why is that the automatic response to pretty much anything?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Because shuddup

    Q: Will the owner of a blue pickup please turn off their headlights?
  • edited May 2009
    A: If he notices it, then yes, he will.

    Q: If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, and it lands on a mime, does anyone care?
  • edited May 2009
    A: yes, because it would blow up and kill everyone. Oh, you said miMe? Crap.

    Q: oh, I don't care. Just answer with something stupid.
  • edited May 2009
    A - I'm apathetic. Go get your own answer.

    Q - What color would you use to describe any number above 4?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Um. UM. UM. PURPLE.

    Q: Why is everybody obsessed with Twilight?
  • edited May 2009
    A:Because sparkles apparantly make everything cool

    Q: If i bought googles and wore them on my head would I look stupid?
  • edited May 2009
    A: By googles, do you mean googly-eyes.jpg?

    If so, then yes.

    Q: What makes the world go 'round?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Googles.

    Q: What is wrong with this question?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Googles

    Q: Did I mean to say goggles?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Goog-*shot*

    Q: How did I live through getting shot? Or... DID I?
  • edited May 2009
    A: By eating your vegetables.
    Q: How many days until the zombie uprising?
  • edited May 2009
    A: If you seen all the spam on youtube lately, you would know that the zombies are already here.

    Q: What's lucasarts going to reveal at E3?
  • edited May 2009
    A: Star Wars: Teh Something-Or-Other.

    Q: Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?
  • edited May 2009
    A: the cookie jar murderer!

    Q:Who ran so far away?
  • edited May 2009
    A: The cookie jar murderer!

    Q: Queersaywhat?
  • edited May 2009
    A:Who?

    Q:Who invented Googles?
  • edited May 2009
    A - Barney Google. Oh, wait, nobody's going to understand that. Okay, so I'm a musician (to some extent), and a lot of the music I play is Dixieland becuase that's what my private instructor plays. He gave me this huge book of dixieland tunes, and one is called Barney Google.

    Heh. Reading that definitely wasn't worth your time.

    Q - Did you read everything I just wrote?
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