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Invent Chuck Norris facts

SuperBoscoSuperBosco
edited January 2010 in Forum Games
Like the title says:
So there are mines
Chuck Norris beated the brick wall in Tennis.
Chuck Norris knows the real secret of Monkey Island.
And the most manly of all my facts:
Chuck Norris eats cereals for breakfast WITHOUT milk.
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  • KainchildKainchild
    edited June 2009
    Chuck Norris was the first person to see star wars and that's what caused the Death Star to explode.

    Mr. T had a full Afro before he met Chuck Norris and Chuck's eye fried away each side turning Mr. T's hair into the Afro you see today. Chuck Norris isn't a fool and doesn't need to be pitied.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited June 2009
    Chuck Norris threads don't need to be in the forum games section.

    Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he just stands outside and dares his grass to grow.
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited June 2009
    Chuck Norris eats Chicken ALWAYS. He uses BBQ to wash it down.

    Chuck Norris is so awesome, he taught Strong Bad to be cool and attractive.
  • kmoneykmoney
    edited June 2009
    When Chick Norris plays Left for Dead the zombies run away from the screen
  • elephantman71elephantman71
    edited June 2009
    Chuck Norris is a Prime. Chuck Norris Prime!!!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited June 2009
    chuck norris sweats purified water
  • freakazoidfreakazoid
    edited June 2009
    This is for you all: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/8421-sidekicks

    Chucka-Norriiiiiss!
  • GozzoManGozzoMan
    edited June 2009
    Chuck Norris figured out the monkey wrench puzzle in Monkey Island 2.

    Chuck the plant is named after Chuck Norris.

    LeChuck is named after Chuck Norris after he spat from the Tour Eiffel.

    Chuck Norris cut the hair of Guybrush in MI:SE (and that's why none in QA complained).

    Chuck Norris could and would chuck any amount of wood. Period.

    Not even in Soviet Russia, any amount of wood could chuck Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can hold its breath for eleven minutes.

    Chuck Norris beat the sword master... and then he gave her his lousy t-shirt.
  • TOASTTOAST
    edited August 2009
    Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe air, air needs to breathe Chuck Norris.
    On His Birthday, Chuck Norris chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
    When Chuck Norris walks, he doesn't move, the earth does.
  • Mad MageMad Mage
    edited August 2009
    Chuck Norris never dies in Seirra games.
  • quickficsquickfics
    edited August 2009
    Chuck Norris does not believe in evolution.

    Chuck Norris fully endorsed California's Proposition 8.

    Chuck Norris is open to the possibility of Texas seceding from the Union.

    Chuck Norris can turn back the march of progress with just the power of his mind.
  • SpadgeSpadge
    edited August 2009
    Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris spelled backwards.
    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who looks cool with a mullet.
    Lightsabers can't cut trough Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris is the only living Ninja Pirate.
    Chuck Norris dies harder.
    Chuck Norris is the Big Whoop.
  • HomsarGuyHomsarGuy
    edited August 2009
    Chuck knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is
    Chuck once shot down a helicopter by pointing at it and saying "bang"
    Chuck doesnt use a QWERTY keyboard , he uses a CHUCK keybord. (i admit that wasn't that good)
    Chuck can put a ps3 game in a 360 and it will play.:D
    Chuck isn't a big boy now , he has always been.
    Chuck let the dogs out.
    When Chuck got a game over on a pc game he roundhoused the cd so hard it turned into a nintendo game.
    When chuck's 360 got the red ring of death he just made a angry face at it and it worked... Wow... I have a big mind.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    just look at my sig.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited August 2009
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    chuck norris sweats purified water
    Too bad he doesn't sweat. Ever.

    Chuck Norris can create a stone so big that he couldn't move it. But, at the same time, he can move it...

    Paramount is purchasing the rights to make a sci-fi romance western horror action docudrama based on Chuck Norris' abs.

    Chuck Norris can make fun of Mako, and people will still love him.

    Chuck Norris watches the Watchmen. And I don't mean the movie

    Life is like a box of chocolates... Chuck Norris eats some everyday.

    Every actor who ever won an Oscar was possessed by Chuck Norris' soul during their performance.

    When Chuck Norris touches you, you get pregnant. Even if you're male.

    Chuck Norris bit the head off of Ozzy Osbourne.

    Chuck Norris has got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand and an eon hand.

    Triangle man hates Chuck Norris. They have a fight, Chuck Norris wins.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    nice refrence to they might be giants. oh, yah. my fact...

    when the hands on CHUCK NORRIS' new watch line up, it's a happy land!
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    SuperBosco wrote: »
    Like the title says:
    So there are mines
    Chuck Norris beated the brick wall in Tennis.
    Chuck Norris knows the real secret of Monkey Island.
    And the most manly of all my facts:
    Chuck Norris eats cereals for breakfast WITHOUT milk.



    Sorry for like jumping the thread but that manly one you posted, I do that sometimes... That is not so manly. lol
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited October 2009
    No game can beat Chuck Norris, because no walkthrough exists for Chuck Norris...anywhere.

    Chuck Norris once entered into a Pirate Face-Off competition, but all the opponents lost due to unoriginality, because all faces belong to Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is the kindest man alive. He keeps us alive because none of us could live without Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't look in the mirror, because no mirror can contain the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris has no problem with point and click games, because he solves every puzzle with his beard.
  • kevintrimkevintrim
    edited October 2009
    tredlow wrote: »

    Chuck Norris can make fun of Mako, and people will still love him.

    loving the nostalgia critic reference.

    Chuck Norris can hold his breath for 20 minutes. And also knows right off hand to pick up the idol.
  • Black FalconBlack Falcon
    edited October 2009
    Chuck Norris is so tough that -
    ...a bullet fired at him will turn around and retreat back to the gun barrel!
    ...he has no chin under his beard but another fist! (yes, that one came from Family Guy)
    ...he makes pretzels from I-beams!
    ...if he was to, his scream WOULD BE heard in space!
    ...traffic jams instantly clear up! (you wouldn't want to be in Chuck's way, WOULD YA?)
  • ted12ted12
    edited October 2009
    When it rains, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The rain gets Chuck Norris'd.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited October 2009
    Indiana Jones is CHUCK NORRIS' understudy.
  • techie775techie775
    edited October 2009
    as quoted from family guy;

    "You know they say that Chuck Norris is so tough, there is no chin under his beard? There is only another fist"

    Oops I just saw someone else put it, still funny though and I like when Stewie goes to a competition and has Chuck beard-punch another contestant.
  • HomestarloverHomestarlover
    edited October 2009
    They say you are what you eat, well Chick Norris EATS STEEL!!!
  • BloodClawBloodClaw
    edited October 2009
    Chuck Norris can sail to and from Flotsam Island whenever he wants to.
    Chuck Norris corrodes Grog.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited November 2009
    CHUCK NORRIS has counted to Infinity... twice.

    CHUCK NORRIS knows the last number of pi.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited November 2009
    CHUCK NORRIS can take the sky from me. (theme from Firefly)

    CHUCK NORRIS can roundhouse kick you faster than the speed of light.

    CHUCK NORRIS can tune a piano by pure will.

    CHUCK NORRIS can make a regular chocolate bar a crunch bar.

    history changes to CHUCK NORRIS' will
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited November 2009
    Oh boy, let me try, let me try!

    Chuck Norris is not very cool.

    DANG! I suck at this game!
  • strobrostrobro
    edited November 2009
    yes, you do. here, let me fix that...

    CHUCK NORRIS is so cool, he isn't!
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited November 2009
    strobro wrote: »
    Chuck Norris can tune a piano by pure will.

    Oh! That seems useful! :D

    When Chuck Norris plays EMI he makes it look good!
  • RibsRibs
    edited November 2009
    Chuck Norris could stare you out of existance, but if he did, he wouldn't have any slaves.
  • tmsmyth4tmsmyth4
    edited November 2009
    Chuck Norris completes Postal 2 while the kettle is boiling
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited November 2009
    Chuck Norris has no need to play games, He is the game.
  • dentbudsdentbuds
    edited November 2009
    chuck norris once had an entire container of sleeping pills. they made him blink.

    when chuck norris does pushups, he doesn't go up. he pushes the world down.

    chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. to bad he never cries.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited November 2009
    Jason Bourne pales in conparrison to CHUCK NORRIS!
  • LucoshiLucoshi
    edited November 2009
    (here one comes from the Mr Men Show) Mr Sttuborn thinks he is rigth everytime
  • strobrostrobro
    edited November 2009
    CHUCK NORRIS is so cool, his name always has to be capitalized.
  • stupidmoviestupidmovie
    edited November 2009
    LowMoralFiber wrote: »
    Chuck Norris is not very cool.
    Blegh, I'll say. These "jokes" give me indigestion.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited November 2009
    Chuck Norris once beat the sun in a staring contest.
    Chuck Norris lost all his legs in a car accident and he still managed to walk it off.
    Chuck Norris is Optimus Prime's stunt double.
    Chuck Norris can eat just one lays chip.
    Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, and he survived.
    Chuck Norris' IQ can only be said as a sideways 8! (Infinite)
  • The GM ManThe GM Man
    edited November 2009
    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
    Chuck Norris doesn't have an oven, because justice is a dish best served cold.
    If a tree falls in a forest, does anyone hear it? Chuck Norris does.
    Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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