Another original silly adventure: The Adventures of Dave

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This is Dave...he's in a room and he doesn't know what to do. He's kinda boring that way. What now?
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  • edited November 2008
    >Soak the chips in the poison, then eat them slowly and savor them, only to realize, once you finish the bag, that you have just devoured your last meal.
  • edited November 2008
    >Eat the non-poisonous chips
  • edited November 2008
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    That wasn't very smart. Now you have entered the Underworld. On the top of the screen is your inventory bar. A sign reading "Devil" points to the right.
  • edited December 2008
    >say you hate the devil
  • edited December 2008
    > eat the sign.
  • edited December 2008
    >Wonder how poisoned chips could be so fattening
    >Go in the opposite direction of the sign
  • edited December 2008
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    The devil doesn't like what you said. Although eating the sign has nothing to do with anything, you do it anyways. When you attempt to go the opposite way, you end up crashing into a wall. Ouch.
  • edited December 2008
    > become all knowing from the information on the back of the sign you just ate.
  • edited December 2008
    I don't think that works...
  • edited December 2008
    > ask why it doesn't work, then ignore it and make it work anyway.
  • edited December 2008
    Dave's brain hurts from thinking too hard. He's not that smart.
  • edited December 2008
    >Go back to Dave's room, then take the whole barrel of poizin
  • edited December 2008
    Compy 386 wrote: »
    >Go back to Dave's room, then take the whole barrel of poizin
    It's POY ZIN. Careful what you say, man!
  • edited December 2008
    >Wander in the general direction of the devil.
    and then
    >Offer him the poisoned chips.
  • edited December 2008
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    The poy zin magically appears in your inventory. You wander around looking for the devil. Who knew he was purple? You offer him some poisoned chips. They don't really do anything 'cause he's...um...immortal.
  • edited December 2008
    >Have a chat with Satan.
    or
    >Ask Satan if there's any shady deals that could get you out of hell.
  • edited December 2008
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    Satan gives you some random quest to do: bring him a "Hannah Montana" CD. "For my daughter!" He protests. If you complete this, he will give you something imporatnt.
  • edited December 2008
    >Go to Hellmart and buy a "Hannah Montana" CD. Then bring it back to The Devil
  • edited December 2008
    Good idea if they existed. Try wandering round aimlessly.
  • edited December 2008
    > ask "YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER??? WHAT THE CRAP???" in those exact words.
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    Obviously Satan doesn't seem to like that. He blasts you out into the mortal world again. Your head kinda hurts from crashing through the ground.
  • edited December 2008
    >Wander around aimlessly.
  • edited December 2008
    > drink poy zin so you can ask the same thing again.
  • edited December 2008
    Compy 386 wrote: »
    >Wander around aimlessly.
    You can't find the devil anymore 'cause you're not in the Underworld. If that's what you wanted to do.
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > drink poy zin so you can ask the same thing again.
    Dave has déja vu.

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  • edited December 2008
    > go to proffessor not-introduced-yet's house and ask him to make a chemical to make the devil mortal, so you can give him poisoned chips.
  • edited December 2008
    You don't even know which room you're in. Maybe if you explored...
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  • edited December 2008
    >Poy Zin the "It's Good" sign!
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    The vileness of the poy zin burns straight through the poster. Hey look, a secret passageway.
  • edited December 2008
    >Pour Poy Zin down the hole, then jump in after it to see who you killed.
  • edited December 2008
    >Or throw a Poy Zin'd Chip down the hole...
  • edited December 2008
    It's a tunnel, not a hole. It's a bad drawing, but still...
  • edited December 2008
    >Scream your alphebet through the tunnell
    then
    >go through the tunnell
  • edited December 2008
    > push table down tunnel, then realise what you did and chase after it.
  • edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > push table down tunnel, then realise what you did and chase after it.

    Dave ain't strong.

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    Merrily singin' his ABC's, Dave crawls down the tunnel to find a random and well hidden city. "WTF?" Dave thinks.
  • edited December 2008
    >Find a convenience store in the city.
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    After wanderin' 'round fors a bit, you happen upon "Rosco's Convenience Star." Wow, cheesy name. Sounds like it's from a video game!
  • edited December 2008
    Walk through door.
  • edited December 2008
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    You are in Rosco's Convenience Store. There is a crappily drawn key on the table. A bathroom is to the northeast. The tall, mysterious stranger is probably Rosco.
  • edited December 2008
    >Buy the key
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    "This ain't a key, foo'!" says Rosco, "This is a specially designed mechanical unlocking device to be inserted into a hole in the portal which leads to a room where one would relieve himself. Or the SDMUDTBIIAHITPWLTARWOWRH. Whichever's easier. Oh, and it costs 5 billion dollars."
    Uhh...so that item with the incredibly long name is also incredibly hard to get. To sum it up.
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