An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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  • edited December 2008
    You go home and do so
    YOU WIN!!!
    GAME OVER.
    Best winning screen ever. You're now another mad scientist
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    Start as a moderately gullible mad scientist named Gerald Spencer.
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    What you said You are in a room with your ASSISTANT, a NINTENDO DS on the TABLE, and a DOOR
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    > replace your assistant's brain with the NINTENDO DS.
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    You preform said operation and now you're ASSISTANT's like some sort of Stephen Hawking. You now have ASSISTANT'S BRAIN.
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    > capture a pigeon, remove its brain, and replace it with that of your assistant.
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    You don't appear to be in a room with a WINDOW
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    > Go outside, capture a pigeon, suck out it's brain and replace it with your assistant's.
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    Outside you find a flock of pigeons. You grab one and do so. You now have a SMART PIGEON and PiGEON'S BRAIN
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    > Eat it!
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    You try to bite it and you miss. You have bad hand eye cowardanation
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    > set it all on fire. then use the remains to build a macine that bends time and space and looks like a cellphone.
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    you dont have any fire causing device
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    > assess what it would take to make a HOMING PIGEON BOMB out of the smart pigeon.
    > also, study the pigeon's brain to see if you can find what makes them so annoying.
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    You search the brain and find an annoying cell. You stab it with the stylus from the DS
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    > Find another annoying cell and mail it to Barack Obama so that when he gives his inauguration speach he can annoy America (in an EVIL way).
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    > steal a computer from a random store

    > buy a bazooka from ebay

    > shoot the president and all of his assistants

    > shoot everyone in Oklahoma except Chuck Norris
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    > steal a computer from a random store

    > buy a bazooka from ebay

    > shoot the president and all of his assistants

    > shoot everyone in Oklahoma except Chuck Norris
    Go away.
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    > SAVE GAME

    > Shoot Chuck Norris
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    You have no gun.
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    You stole one from a random store! remember?!
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    No you didn't
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    > Steal a gun from a random store, THEN shoot Chuck Norris
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    You go to the random store but they have no gun.
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    > go to guns r us and steal a gun
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    There's no guns r us anywhere after the lawsuit.
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    > go to computers r us and steal a computer
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    also none after the lawsuit
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    > make a time machine and steal a gun off your future self, who probably has a gun.
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    you head home and build the machine but you need a test subject first.
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    > pick up a random dog and put it in
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    > go to the future to get your future self to test your machine so then you can go to the future to get your future self to test your machine so then you can go to the future to get your future self to test your machine so then you can go to the...it goes on and on like that...paradoxes are fun.
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    > tell mouldcube to look at the post above him
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    > I don't understand what antirikurox means, let's just wait for StinkomanFan to post.
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    > pick up a random dog and put it in

    There is no dog
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    > kick a stranger somewhere in the shin, then drag him into the time machine to use him as a test subject.
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    You kick your brain-dead assistant in the shin and drag him to the machine
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    > test machine
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    you throw him in and press random buttons the next thing you know everything turns green.
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    > set giant monster to play on greenscreen then pretend to run away so it looks like special effects.
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