Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

edited July 2010 in Forum Games
Hopefully, you've done this before on another forum, but if you haven't, here are the rules: The person above you asks a question, and you have to answer that question in the funniest way you can think of. Then you have to ask a question which the person below you will answer, and they will ask a question, et cetera, et cetera. The question can be Telltale related, but it doesn't have to.

And now we begin:

Q. Why does Max have a tail?
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Comments

  • edited April 2009
    A: Because it serves as a pillow. DUH.

    Q: What is PAWNCH?
    (Baby don't KYIK me... Don't KYIK me... No more...)
  • edited April 2009
    A: It is a delightful mix of different kinds of fruit, usually served at parties in bowls.

    Q: When is a door not a door?
  • edited April 2009
    A:When it doesn't get the last slice of pear and pineapple pizza...(I thought everyone knew that)

    Q:Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
  • edited April 2009
    A: When Max attacks it with a chain saw to make a giant tooth pick.

    Q: What is the meaning of life?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Pancakes! Homemade, though. Not frozen. That would just be stupid. (Also, Harley got ninja'd)

    Q: Why does everyone talk about Twilight like it's the second coming of Jesus?
  • edited April 2009
    P:Because it likes to eat jam and toast and jam and bread and jam and toast and jam and bread
    O:
    O:
    P:How is your monkey?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Depressed. I think he's about to cut himself.

    Q: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Because I ate them all for breakfast.

    Q: What is the difference between existing and exiting?
  • edited April 2009
    Existing? has a question mark after it

    What is the secret of monkey island?
  • edited April 2009
    A: There are monkeys on it.

    Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • edited April 2009
    A: 428 pounds.

    Q: Why is "pounds" abbreviated to "lbs"?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Because we Americans are complete idiots and can't think of good abbreviations for certain words.

    Q: Why is the Golden Gate Bridge orange? Shouldn't it be, like, gold?
  • edited April 2009
    A: It was vandalized a few years after it was built. Somebody painted the whole thing red. They tried to wash it off, but a lot of it stayed on.

    Q: Did cowboys ever invent anything important?
  • edited April 2009
    A:because chocolate oranges ARE gold.

    Q:why is this so awesome?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Because this is this.

    Q: Am I blue? Who are you? Can I fly?
  • edited April 2009
    A: 1 at a time please.

    Q:Why is Miley Cyrus so popular?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Because of that whole sex scandal she had back in '06.

    Q: If one spaceship leaves the Horsehead Nebula at 10 times the speed of light, and another spaceship leaves the Andromedon Galaxy at 40 times the speed of light, how long will it take before the man in the first spaceship goes into a time paradox, causing him to never have been born?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Ummm... Yes.

    Q: Where's The Cheat goin' to? And when he gets there, what's he think he's gonna do?
  • edited April 2009
    A:he will eat a thousand puppies.

    Q:taco + gun + strongbad=?
  • edited April 2009
    A: MUST OBEY THE CRAZY TACO MAN!!!

    Q: Why are Foppies pink, while Fobbies remain borange?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Disco

    Q: When will people stop believing in this "Hulu tube" nonsense?
  • edited April 2009
    A: When will people not stop believing about this "Hulu tube" nonsense?

    Q: Is it really worth it?
  • edited April 2009
    Q: Is it really not worth it?

    A: Why is his head so big? Whyyyyyyyyy is his heeeeeeaaaaad so big?
  • edited April 2009
    A: why the crap not?

    Q:is rareware and TTG the best game companys ever?
  • edited April 2009
    A: is you're grammar and Capitalization improving?

    Q: No, seriously, is it?
  • edited April 2009
    A: i dont feel like it, so no.

    Q:who do you think will stay on this game for a while?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Me

    Q: Why Is Impmon so awesome?
  • edited April 2009
    B:Becaus he never gets anytime to eat so all the nasty stuff stays in his body,and monkeys fly out of his butt

    M:What time of day is it when the sun has a snack
  • edited April 2009
    A: Yesterday.

    Q: Can I have some tacos?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Yes. (insert taco picture here)

    Q: Is the answer to this question no?
  • edited April 2009
    A - Yes. Wait, no. Wait, yes. Wait, no..... maybe?

    Q - Where do hot dogs really come from?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Earth.

    Q: Why is Metal Storm so awesome?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Why am I not flaming you all

    Q: A full commitment is what I'm thinking of. But would you get this from any other guy?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Well, there's my father...

    Q: Is there a reason I can't feel my legs right now?
  • edited April 2009
    A: I ATE THEM.

    Q: Why doesn't Nintendo care about completely translating unreleased games, while they're trying to get rid of the Homebrew Channel?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Because they're douchebags.

    Q: Is it nap time yet?
  • edited April 2009
    A: I stole everybody's naptime. Somehow.

    Q: Why was MOTHER going to be released as "Earth Bound"? It has nothing to do with the plot...
  • edited April 2009
    A: Why isn't MOTHER going to b-- *shot*

    Q: Don't you hate it when people answer your question with another question?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Don't you hate it when people don't answer your question with another question?

    Q: How?
  • edited April 2009
    A: Why?

    Q: Where's Electric Avenue?
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