If You Were A Ruler
Okay, this discussion is random but...
If you were a ruler of an invented country, how would you rule it?
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I thought this was about something else. :P
But I'd try my best to be a good ruler, I'll probably not be that good of a ruler though.
Like every other insane person with Power, i would abuse it. I would drink a lot, get into fights with other nations and start wars to make America even larger, not take Russia's shit no more. They got no money, or food. We got all the food imagine if i decided to make a law forbidening all sale of food to other nations, that don't comply to a certain criteria. We turn it off, you'll starve. America would be strong again, we would invade Canada to shore up our supplies of maple syrup and NHL Hockey Players. The Syrup will aid us in the upcoming Cola Wars. We will no longer be the dogs of Nato. We will rule the heavens with laser beams and echo the dolphin.
I'd create the "Banjo Empire." We'd conquer everything and everyone. Not even the whales would be safe from our expansion.
Anyone who doesn't like Metallica will be shot on site. Nah, I'm just kiding (sort of), but in all seriousness, I'd try to rule fairly and do what is best for my people. I would make my nation strong and powerful by having a strong military and not be afraid to use it if I am threatened.
I love this dog.
That's actually a hard question. I'd probably bank off of already existing forms of government like Communism or democracy.
I'd be great to my master and measure inches and centimeters like a good ruler would.
I prefer metric system.
What were you thinking about?
Bank off? I'd sadly have to say that I do not know that expression.
I wanted Canada's endless river of maple syrup!
Well, so it's time to practice some Banjo to fit in your empire.
This:
I would be the best ruler
100% agreed. You're the best ruler.
Eh, it mean rely on or depend on.
NO I WOULD!
You attacked that man
I think a fair one...However, I won't be the nicest, if it comes down to my people's safety or freedom then I'll choose their safety.
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same.
bruh played this shit for like an hour was mentally and physically exhausted afterwards
not churned for ruler 2015
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A new and improved legal system: All trials are jurored by 'The Jury of the Damned': Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon, John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard The Pirate, John Dillenger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadephia Flyers. All laws are now equipped with draconian punishments, you are now guilty until proven innocent. If death scheduling is incovnient for the executioner, you will toil in the giant space ants' underground sugar cave.
All must pay homage to me, and set aside 30 minutes to pay heed to thy beautiful face.
New best seller, Billy and the Cloneasaurus is now required reading for all students of anything.
All high schoolers must take a class in Prank Calling -Gag Names, Honors, AP available. Students should be able to complete the prank call test on Moe's Tavern by the end of the final semester. Names such as Mike Rotch, Al Coholic, I. P. Freely are expected of grunts, while Mrs. B. O'Problem, and Seymour Butts among other advanced names are expected of honors and AP students.
'The Rapping Rabbis' group must be listened to daily. 'Table Five' also must be listened to, and danced to.
'McBain: Let's Get Silly' will always be played at cinema, along with 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash'.
A 'Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag' and a statue of Jimmy Carter with the caption 'Malaise Forever' engraved will be present in every town, city, and village with the exception with the City of Detroit.
The City of Detroit is now walled off, it's inhabitants left to fend for themselves. The underground sugar caves are located here. All trash will be dumped upon the City of De-Troit.
The Death Star will begin construction immediately. This to regenerate urban communities and create jobs, lost in City of De-Troit.
Fox News is now the only news wire, and all competing news places shall be destroyed immediately.
All mailmen are now and forevermore called 'Newman'.
Jimmy Smitts is now casted as Krusty for the live-action Simpsons movie.
All snowplow services are now limited to the Plow King and Mr. Plow.
I am now the totalitarian leader, with the my capital being in the new city - InGenlandia - all other cities are now labeled unsufficient. All government funds shall be put into new chairs and dinosaur cloning funds. My vice dictator shall be President Arnold Schwarzenegger. My military will be composed of the characters of 'Stars and Stripes', 'The Walking Dead', 'Breaking Bad','Gone With The Wind', 'Snakes on a Plane', and 'Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers' along with the band 'U2', 'The E-Street Band', 'Green Day', and 'The Black Eyed Peas'. I will be now referred to as 'The Governor'. Nate and Luke Skywalker shall be in charge of the police, composed of the characters of 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' and 'Frozen'. Russ Cargill is head of the EPA.
Anarchy is allowed on Valentine's Day, Canada Day, V-E Day, and St. Patrick's Day*.
*Must be drunk in order to be anarchical.
'The Wolf Among Us: Season 2' shall began to be made, along with 'Pulp Fiction: The Game'.
The Coliseum of Rome shall be reconstructed and used for matches to the death with Jedi vs. Sith. Additionally, samurai vs. cowboys, aliens
vs. robots, and the 2011 Boston Bruins fans vs. the 2011 Vancouver Canucks fans.
Cats will be given head stratches bi-hourly and dogs will be allowed to play poker.
Teenage boys must pass a rite of passage by punching a shark in the water. Teenage girls must endure 2 hours of the song 'Rio' by Duran Duran, strapped to a chair.
'No you can't' pictures with my face will be on every 10 buildings.
Everyone is expected to master an instrument and be able to play 'Duel Of The Fates' without messing up.
Lawyers, Guns, and Money will be required for legality of any illegal heist.
Police cars will now play 'Safety Dance' on their sirens.
Samuel L. Jackson will be given a private plane, with snakes,an eyepatch, a cigarette, and a purple light saber for his dedication to the well being of my rule.
'Inception' music must be played in at least 3/4 of a film. Any movies on an assassination of me, shall be 'North Koreaed'.
It will now be legal to cross your fingers behind your back at your wedding.
All those who oppose me rule shall be struck down with terrible vengeance and furious anger. Rebels will be 'Captain Antillesed' or 'Alderaaned' if found.
Batman will now be forevermore Christian Bale.
Any and all laws are subject to harsher changes.
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We can share the Danube! We will be as rich as Sultans, with stables of concubines wavering at our every command.
I would be a very harsh but fair ruler. Sometimes when ruling a nation you need to strike fear in the citizens, otherwise there will be chaos.
Umm... interesting
Magnific plan!
Like a baws. I would get rid of cars and make everyone ride horses again. I just wanna be a cowboy...
Everybody has a little cowboy inside them.
Let the cowboy inside us be free!
I'd do what any sane and reasonable person would do. Abuse the shit out of my power. After all, what good is having power if nobody goes mad with it? That would sound like a boring country to me.
Ah, a good man said that. Russ Cargill, head of the EPA.
EEPA! EEPA!
Wisely because Tywin said so.