Not that long, I just replaced all the Rhysha mentions with Rhack and found some gifs. And fanfics.
Speaking of, if you have any cool Rhack fanfics, send them my way and I'll add them to the OP.
Episode 5 AU, Rhys is still president
Rhys: Jack, we need to talk about some Hyperion policies I want changed, now that I'm president.
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Jack: By "talk about" I'm guessing you wan't to describe how flawless they are, how good looking people like you and me should keep them the same?
Rhys: Uh, no. We need to talk about what it means to "fire" someone around here.
Jack: What, tossing the accounting crew out the airlock? It's fitting! They sucked so they faced the only thing that sucked more than them!
Rhys: By suffocating them?
Jack: Breath-taking, isn't it?
-Rhys growns as Jack digitally recreates the sound of a punchline rimshot-
Rhys: Jack, we are ruling Hyperion together. I don't like how we fire people.
Jack: Oh come oooon. Why?
Rhys: It's not right!
-Jack sighs and concedes-
Jack: Alright, Rhysie. What is it you suggest should actually be done.
Rhys: Simple. We simply just fire them.
Jack:… [view original content]
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Oh shush, you're just angry I smashed your dank.
Oops, broken link. Should've direct you right to the Rhack wiki.
Welp, I'll fix it tomorrow.
And here I thought you of all people would appreciate it. Tsh.
Ehh, I dunno. Give it a day or two, sometimes it takes a while.
I'll be honest, I was looking for the Rhysha thread for 10 minutes before I realized it had been updated.
actually, same here
I ship it, can you guys welcome me?
Glorious, eh?
Here's the avatar, as requested.
Not that long, I just replaced all the Rhysha mentions with Rhack and found some gifs. And fanfics.
Speaking of, if you have any cool Rhack fanfics, send them my way and I'll add them to the OP.
I'm sorry, but I can't promise anything.
Sure! Welcome aboard!
Thanks man! I sure would appreciate a goofy Rhack tag! I know Randall ships it too.
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Just go to AO3 under the Borderlands tag. You'll be set for life.
Yeah, he looks like a person who would enjoy it.
One avatar coming right up!
Thanks pal, You guys are so kind to new shippers!
Pipas giving those #postivevibes
#Fueledbylove
aint that the truth -_-
Yeah, but I don't want to get bananed for posting hardcore porn.
My first reaction when i saw this: enter link description here
I knwo you like it.
rood
I've seen that, and all I can say is "holy shit."
Thanks, I'm gonna use it right away!
;~;
Episode 5 AU, Rhys is still president
Rhys: Jack, we need to talk about some Hyperion policies I want changed, now that I'm president.
Jack: By "talk about" I'm guessing you wan't to describe how flawless they are, how good looking people like you and me should keep them the same?
Rhys: Uh, no. We need to talk about what it means to "fire" someone around here.
Jack: What, tossing the accounting crew out the airlock? It's fitting! They sucked so they faced the only thing that sucked more than them!
Rhys: By suffocating them?
Jack: Breath-taking, isn't it?
-Rhys growns as Jack digitally recreates the sound of a punchline rimshot-
Rhys: Jack, we are ruling Hyperion together. I don't like how we fire people.
Jack: Oh come oooon. Why?
Rhys: It's not right!
-Jack sighs and concedes-
Jack: Alright, Rhysie. What is it you suggest should actually be done.
Rhys: Simple. We simply just fire them.
Jack: Works for me. Can I practice on the head research team? They've been slacking like their old boss is dead.
Rhys: Good idea. Only, do it like we agreed.
Jack: Activating facility incinerators in the Research & Development sector!
-Rhys freezes as he hears the sound of a firebomb-
Jack: There we go, they were fired alright!
-Rhys is unmoving-
Jack: Oh come on! Don't tell me I-
Rhys: You actually listened! Thank you!
WHAT THE FUUCK!!!!!
Given my absolute opposite feelings for Rhack than Rhysha, this is possibly the worst and best prank for me ever.
As all pranks should be.
I gotta give it to Green he really took up the challenge for the best april fool day, he mock closed his thread... Good one.
A small Rhack fanfic
rhys picks up jack and dunks him into the garbage. fucking obliterated
Insp
Blind's last comment tho. I wonder who that was...
<_<
>_>
Nice. A bit short, but all fics are welcome.
Added to the OP.
Thx Pipas